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06-14-2005, 05:17 PM
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#871
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I love it when the fare is $6.75 and you ask for 3 back from a 10. Yeah, that's what you get for taking the shitty route, motherfucker. Fuck you. Next time I'll ask for my quarter.
FYI, getting out halfway to your destination and throwing $3 at the driver (when the fare is $8) does not impress the ladies. It sure makes you feel better though, at least until you don't get the blow job you would have received otherwise...
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Serves the cabbie right. Picking your drunk ass up. Has he no standards? |
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06-14-2005, 05:18 PM
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#872
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Serves the cabbie right. Picking your drunk ass up. Has he no standards?
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Cabbies give the best head.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-14-2005, 05:21 PM
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#873
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Done. I cannot wait to get that shirt. I hope someone in my neighborhood will be duly horrified when the little one sports it. That is, if they can get over the shock inspired by the fact that the infant car seat and the stroller do not perfectly match.
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If only there was such a thing as a "Mantrapper" t-shirt for you! Just think of the possibilities!
I have been looking occasionally for a good "Lizard Queen" t-shirt (homage to Lisa Simpson, not SS - although I would be proud to be his queen). If anyone ever finds one, please let me know. |
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06-14-2005, 05:26 PM
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#874
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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SHOES, SHOES, SHOES
So, I found myself escaping from the heat by ducking into an air-conditioned store at lunchtime. And, as it's rude -- downright BAD MANNERS, even -- to walk into a store and not buy anything, I had to buy a pair of shoes or two. So anyway, the shoe guy at this swanky (and pleasantly air-condidtioned) store was a dead ringer for Hugh Jackman (who I find pretty easy on the eyes, iykwIm), and even had the Australian accent! He was trying to convince me to buy this other pair of shoes that cost more than I wanted to spend, and had it not been for his unruly chest hair that was unabashedly unfurling from his collar that had one-button-too-many undone, I probably would have succumbed.
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06-14-2005, 05:27 PM
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#875
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If only there was such a thing as a "Mantrapper" t-shirt for you! Just think of the possibilities!
I have been looking occasionally for a good "Lizard Queen" t-shirt (homage to Lisa Simpson, not SS - although I would be proud to be his queen). If anyone ever finds one, please let me know.
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I'm looking for "My Mommy Trapped My Daddy," but in the meantime, I might order this:
From http://www.babywit.com./index.htm |
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06-14-2005, 05:30 PM
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#876
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Guest
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The ultimate fug champion
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If only there was such a thing as a "Mantrapper" t-shirt for you! Just think of the possibilities!
I have been looking occasionally for a good "Lizard Queen" t-shirt (homage to Lisa Simpson, not SS - although I would be proud to be his queen). If anyone ever finds one, please let me know.
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How about the words "Mantrap Hotel" with an arrow pointing to the pregnant bulge, and then in parens (No Vacancies)? |
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06-14-2005, 05:32 PM
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#877
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Guest
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SHOES, SHOES, SHOES
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Originally posted by dtb
So, I found myself escaping from the heat by ducking into an air-conditioned store at lunchtime. And, as it's rude -- downright BAD MANNERS, even -- to walk into a store and not buy anything, I had to buy a pair of shoes or two. So anyway, the shoe guy at this swanky (and pleasantly air-condidtioned) store was a dead ringer for Hugh Jackman (who I find pretty easy on the eyes, iykwIm), and even had the Australian accent! He was trying to convince me to buy this other pair of shoes that cost more than I wanted to spend, and had it not been for his unruly chest hair that was unabashedly unfurling from his collar that had one-button-too-many undone, I probably would have succumbed.
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I would kill to lay my hands on some unruly chest hair right about now. |
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06-14-2005, 05:33 PM
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#878
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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SHOES, SHOES, SHOES
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I would kill to lay my hands on some unruly chest hair right about now.
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Flinty?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-14-2005, 05:41 PM
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#879
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm looking for "My Mommy Trapped My Daddy," but in the meantime, I might order this:
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That would only be cool if you wore it (and didn't write in any quotation marks, you punctuation freak).
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06-14-2005, 05:41 PM
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#880
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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SHOES, SHOES, SHOES
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I would kill to lay my hands on some unruly chest hair right about now.
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Shit. I just finished Flowbeeing mine.
Nice and ruly, though.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-14-2005, 05:45 PM
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#881
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That would only be cool if you wore it (and didn't write in any quotation marks, you punctuation freak).
TM
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I assume you would want me to wear it in an infant's size. |
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06-14-2005, 05:48 PM
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#882
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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SHOES, SHOES, SHOES
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Shit. I just finished Flowbeeing mine.
Nice and ruly, though.
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Randy Johnson's only endorsement deal is with Flowbee?
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06-14-2005, 05:50 PM
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#883
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The ultimate fug champion
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I assume you would want me to wear it in an infant's size.
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I assumed that was understood.
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06-14-2005, 06:01 PM
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#884
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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The ultimate fug champion
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That would only be cool if you wore it (and didn't write in any quotation marks, you punctuation freak).
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When you find the "Punctuation Freak" tee-shirts, let me know.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-14-2005, 06:05 PM
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#885
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The ultimate fug champion
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
When you find the "Punctuation Freak" tee-shirts, let me know.
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The only ones I've found say, "Punctuation 'Freak.'"
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