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06-15-2005, 04:44 PM
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#1156
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHat she said was someting like "wow, you have a really pretty color. Some people pay to have theirs dyed this color. Are you sure you want me to take the whole thing off?"
Sorry to hear about your impending generic black pubelock.
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Being proud of having blonde* pubes is like being proud of having a big dick.
*Assumption. |
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06-15-2005, 04:46 PM
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#1157
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Funny line: - Maybe I should make an effort to be less judgmental and more open-minded toward his two serious exes. I guess I could start by not referring to them as "the one you impregnated" and "the bisexual waitress."
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06-15-2005, 04:46 PM
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#1158
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Having a baby was the most wonderful time of my life!!! What a MIRACLE!!!! I am so HAPPY with BABY! You wouldn't understand. You've never been PREGNANT. It's a MIRACLE!!
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Yes, this is my attitude, to a tee. |
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06-15-2005, 04:48 PM
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#1159
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe the waxer was indirectly telling Paigow to keep her pubes b/c her roast beef is extra beefy?
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Well done. |
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06-15-2005, 04:48 PM
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#1160
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It's a little egghead for my taste, but I'm dumbest. Your mileage may be different.
http://allintensivepurposes.blogspot.com/
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06-15-2005, 04:50 PM
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#1161
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, this is my attitude, to a tee.
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You look pretty happy here:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 04:51 PM
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#1162
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More Sports Guy
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The little ho was with Dawson before that, though, right?
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Stupid names like Pacey for TV show characters are the reason we have people promulgating such ridiculous suggestions as "Phaith." In the real world, somebody named Pacey would not be banging a hot teacher, let alone Katie Holmes. |
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06-15-2005, 04:53 PM
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#1163
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It's all about me.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
yes.
Edited to change link, cuz it's easy enough to find me as it is.
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I'm pretty sure you outed yourself...
"I post at a board for lawyers. If you're one of those lawyers and you've stumbled onto my livejournal, welcome. Do not assume that anyone posting in my journal is from the lawyer board and please don't out me over there. I have no anonymity here. "
ETFL RT
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 06-15-2005 at 05:06 PM..
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06-15-2005, 04:54 PM
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#1164
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You look pretty happy here:
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Oh, that does not look comfortable. I'm not even big yet and I already find even loose clothes too confining. Soon I will be working exclusively from home. |
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06-15-2005, 04:54 PM
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#1165
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Being proud of having blonde* pubes is like being proud of having a big dick.
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Blonde pubes are kind of cool. Its like, "Wow, how bout that?" when you see them.
I've seen red a slew of times, but never dark auburn red. Its always a bright red, even if the chick has auburn red hair. You'd think the head hair would be lighter. Go figure.
What baffles me is when a chick has dark brown hair, but shocking, super black pubes. Brown and black don't match. Its like nature defying fashion.
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06-15-2005, 04:55 PM
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#1166
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm pretty sure you outed yourself...
"I post at a board for lawyers. If you're one of those lawyers and you've stumbled onto my livejournal, welcome. Do not assume that anyone posting in my journal is from the lawyer board and please don't out me over there. I have no anonymity here. "
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I sure as hell didn't out anyone else.
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06-15-2005, 04:56 PM
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#1167
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Being proud of having blonde* pubes is like being proud of having a big dick.
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Funny, Brenda gave this lecture to (oh shit, there are no blondes on that show)
Sounds like someone has never duly impressed a waxstress. And don't get waxed during pregnancy- I am told it hurts extra much. |
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06-15-2005, 04:57 PM
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#1168
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Being proud of having blonde* pubes is like being proud of having a big dick.
*Assumption.
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Perhaps, but it'd just make you more sure of yourself, which in turn would affect your speech and behavior in various ways. And you might send a picture of it to leagl or her successor so as to show off.
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06-15-2005, 04:59 PM
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#1169
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Funny, Brenda gave this lecture to (oh shit, there are no blondes on that show)
Sounds like someone has never duly impressed a waxstress. And don't get waxed during pregnancy- I am told it hurts extra much.
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Oh, sure I have. Have you ever seen that SNL episode where the waxing lady says "You're Irish? You're sure you're not Greek?" That was all about me. |
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06-15-2005, 05:01 PM
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#1170
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Apathy rocks!
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Yes, but mine is about knitting and I can't top that story.
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