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06-16-2005, 06:55 PM
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#1456
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't even have words. Just today I got all upset at lunch talking about the mother of the kid mauled by the pit bull, and the fact that people who don't neuter their pets because they want to breed their own puppies are selfish and irresponsible, and how people suck in so many ways, and now this.
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I watched the Letterman show with Dan Ackroyd last night. It made me cry. He and Belushi- what a lvoe story. Does this mean I am pregnant?
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06-16-2005, 06:55 PM
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#1457
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm a little afraid about these quakes. Is there a big one on the way? What are people saying?
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http://www.trinet.org/forecast/14155260.html Aftershock Probability Report from USGS/CalTech (uh, I think).
Someone should quote this post in case he has me on ignore.
I'm still excited.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thank you for your application, Mr. Smarmiest. Unfortunately at the moment there are no cush in-house jobs available in California. However, I'd be happy to redirect you to our lesser known yet still quite fun neighbor, Nevada. Nevada is a land of easy living and low taxes. I hope you enjoy Nevada, Mr. Smarmiest. Send my regards!
Sincerely,
BCG Attorney Search
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No, Nevada won't do it. No grass. But thank you, anyways,
Smarmily yours,
GGG
Last edited by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy; 06-16-2005 at 06:58 PM..
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06-16-2005, 06:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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My nfh moment
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Which is protected? Spinster or fat?
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Fats. So I could sue you for leaving me out based on my status.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-16-2005, 06:57 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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As if you needed further proof
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Shape Shifter
If you're going to whiff, you may as well do it with a sock. Stick to the fat ass jokes.
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The Lebowski sock was mine. This shomer shabbas guy, not so much.
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06-16-2005, 06:58 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by A Poster from the Land of Fu
You can run but you can't hide, sucka!
Gr8testHitS(lave)
ps: PJ says hi! She got a new Kate Spade. Pink.
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Admins:
Flip this - or (preferably) ban the poster. Why have an ignore list if I can't hide from such idiocy?!?!
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Boogers!
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06-16-2005, 06:59 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Who knew?
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paigowprincess
Dude, I had to give my Tivo away to land my manpanion.
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The escorts in the back of the Guardian now accept payment in used electronics?
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06-16-2005, 07:00 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would it need to?
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/golfclap
I just thought you would all like to know that, despite the fact that I don't really like any of you, you occassionally make me laugh, which is why I keep coming back.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-16-2005, 07:00 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
LessinSF
Admins:
Flip this - or (preferably) ban the poster. Why have an ignore list if I can't hide from such idiocy?!?!
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I defer to MR or RT. I actually find it amusing.
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06-16-2005, 07:00 PM
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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It's been awhile...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was 71 miles east of downtown LA. Wasn't there a bigger one off the coast of Northern CA recently?
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I happened to be on the coast, and we got to hear the tsunami sirens and everything, and a very slow-speaking announcer telling us to move to higher ground. The house we were in was only a few yards from the beach, but up about 40 feet, so we weren't particularly worried. Especially after we were watching the news and a seismology expert checked the live data from a buoy off Coos Bay showing a 2 cm wave. Yes, boys and girls, we had a one-inch tsunami.
tm
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06-16-2005, 07:03 PM
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My nfh moment
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Q: About a year ago, I made the heart-wrenching decision to leave a great job, house, friends and family to move to Hawaii with my fiancé.
As part of this transition, I also chose to have my two beloved chow chow dogs put to sleep. This was done for a variety of reasons, including their age and temperament, the smaller living quarters in Hawaii, the tropical climate and frequent travels, all with the goal of making our new life as stress-free as possible. I adored those dogs, but I justified their sacrifice to the greater good of a successful relationship.
After six months, I am still tormented by memories of my dogs. The depths of anguish and loss make me think I got rid of them for purely selfish reasons, which is the kind of behavior I thought I reviled. I feel that I have gone from dog-lover to dog-killer in one trans-Pacific flight.
This is not the person my fiancé fell in love with, and I fear that I will begin to blame and resent him for my emotional despair.
Do I try to morph into the kind of steely person who makes the tough decisions, swallows the consequences and moves on? Can I ever be the warm-hearted, caring animal-lover I once was, or will I always be a fake? What can I do to repair this soul-revealing wound?"
A: Buy a new dog.
I need an advice column. How much do these people get paid?
TM
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You didnt need to post the text. Some of us did not want to read that.
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06-16-2005, 07:05 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Admins:
Flip this - or (preferably) ban the poster. Why have an ignore list if I can't hide from such idiocy?!?!
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I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-16-2005, 07:05 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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It's been awhile...
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Admins:
Flip this - or (preferably) ban the poster. Why have an ignore list if I can't hide from such idiocy?!?!
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I'll be happy to flip this sock, though the sockateer has been "retired" for several months now. I'm negotiating a settlement right now.
Incidently, y'all don't pay me nearly enough.
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06-16-2005, 07:05 PM
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#1469
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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My nfh moment
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You didnt need to post the text. Some of us did not want to read that.
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So you repost it - twit.
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Boogers!
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06-16-2005, 07:06 PM
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#1470
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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It's been awhile...
Why would I have you on ignore? Au contraire madam fringe, I hang on your each word like fresh morning dew hangs on the blades of grass in the second cut of rough at Pinehurst #2.
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