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06-17-2005, 07:37 PM
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#1771
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Dr. Less
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Less suggested an option 5:
Immediate visit to SF, which doesn't require a passport.
Ask him for it in a few weeks after i get back from Lesterville and he's had a chance to cool off and may not burn it.
I like the 2nd part, but not the first.
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I have a "Black Beauty" lunch box for you in the van.
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06-17-2005, 07:37 PM
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#1772
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have been very angry when I've broken up with people. I've thrown things, including a strawberry milkshake while at the Johhny Rockets in Westwood and a very heavy crystal ashtray. It would never occur to me to destroy or dispose of someone's passport. And I'm the one people claim has a self-control issue.
I agree with La Fringe. Ask for it back politely. If he "loses" it after that, he's borderline scary anyway and you are well rid of him, even if it costs you $35 to get a new passport.
eta: Your #2 and #3 scenarios are both likely criminal offenses. Which could negatively impact your ability to practice, like, you know, law?
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Yeah, but he hasn't asked for his keys back yet and given how long his last girlfriend's pictures stayed up on the wall, I think i could cop a "but my pictures are all over the place...certainly I'm welcome here" defense.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-17-2005, 07:38 PM
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#1773
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
what's the breakup bar?
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A fantasy of mine.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-17-2005, 07:39 PM
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#1774
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Dr. Less
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I have a "Black Beauty" lunch box for you in the van.
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That won't work for me anymore. I'm into a tri-geek now. Start offering me quintana roos or something
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-17-2005, 07:39 PM
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#1775
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yeah, but he hasn't asked for his keys back yet and given how long his last girlfriend's pictures stayed up on the wall, I think i could cop a "but my pictures are all over the place...certainly I'm welcome here" defense.
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You can cop any defense you want. But in the jurisdictions that I am admitted, merely being charged with a crime results in your pretty much immediate suspension (at least) from practice. |
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06-17-2005, 07:40 PM
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#1776
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
That won't work for me anymore. I'm into a tri-geek now. Start offering me quintana roos or something
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What is a tri-geek? And quintana roos? |
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06-17-2005, 07:42 PM
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#1777
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A fantasy of mine.
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That is the most brilliant idea i've ever read...only it's Sedaris
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-17-2005, 07:43 PM
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#1778
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What is a tri-geek? And quintana roos?
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tri-geek = nickname for triathletes
Quintana Roo = most popular tri bike.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-17-2005, 07:43 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A fantasy of mine.
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Well, you've managed to spice up the concept of an escrow agent more than I would've thought possible.
It's like Iron Mountain with liquor and a pickup bar.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-17-2005, 07:43 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A fantasy of mine.
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I once had a courier take a box of crap to an ex. I wish I still had the voice mail message I received after the box was delivered.
I am pretty sure he called me a "cunt with ice water in [my] veins."
He's lucky I didn't kill him and wear his wisdom teeth as jewelry. |
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06-17-2005, 07:47 PM
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#1781
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Dr. Less
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Less suggested an option 5:
Immediate visit to SF, which doesn't require a passport.
Ask him for it in a few weeks after i get back from Lesterville and he's had a chance to cool off and may not burn it.
I like the 2nd part, but not the first.
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Uh, why don't you ask him for it, and offer to return the keys, after a few weeks? If you don't need the passport, no reason to do it immediately. Jesus.
I do think you should fuck Less, though. Wheelbarrow style.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-17-2005, 07:47 PM
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#1782
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What is a tri-geek? And quintana roos?
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And, for those who care, the stupid bicycle is named after the province of Mexico where Cancun is located. Or, it's what you call five zoo escapees in Spanky's yard.
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Boogers!
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06-17-2005, 07:49 PM
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#1783
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Dr. Less
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, why don't you ask him for it, and offer to return the keys, after a few weeks? If you don't need the passport, no reason to do it immediately. Jesus.
I do think you should fuck Less, though. Wheelbarrow style.
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Well, i'm going to need it this summer and if it's getting torched, I need to start working on that application thingy.
Since I have active visas to "terrorist" countries in my passport, I don't think my lost passport will be as smoothe as yours with the stamps for london and Paris.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-17-2005, 07:51 PM
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#1784
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Dr. Less
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, why don't you ask him for it, and offer to return the keys, after a few weeks? If you don't need the passport, no reason to do it immediately. Jesus.
I do think you should fuck Less, though. Wheelbarrow style.
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Jesus, first Thurgreed yesterday, now you today. What is it with people pimping Less?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-17-2005, 07:52 PM
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#1785
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Dr. Less
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Jesus, first Thurgreed yesterday, now you today. What is it with people pimping Less?
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My beautiful penis.
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