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06-22-2005, 08:05 PM
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#2761
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Last Straw
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My god. Whatever you do - don't fuck up your tits with a tattoo.
1) They look awful
2) They ruin a good rack
3) When they drop, you never know where that tattoo will end up
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I gotta agree with this. However, I would be happy to magic marker them for you as a test run, though. How do you feel about Garfield? I can also draw Odie.
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06-22-2005, 08:09 PM
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#2762
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For RP
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You're the one keeping track of how many people pat you on the fucking back for your e-funnies. Pretty fucking pitiful.
But it's nice to know you can find acceptance and fulfillment on these boards.
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35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-22-2005, 08:27 PM
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#2763
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Last Straw
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My god. Whatever you do - don't fuck up your tits with a tattoo.
1) They look awful
2) They ruin a good rack
3) When they drop, you never know where that tattoo will end up
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A cousin of mine was considering getting a tattoo around her belly button. She consulted a tattoo artist about what might happen to said tattoo if she were to get pregnant. He said, "You know how, when you get a Mickey Mouse balloon, and it looks like Mickey Mouse before you blow it up, and it looks like Mickey Mouse when it's all blown up, but sometimes it doesn't look like Mickey Mouse anymore once you let the air out?"
She got the belly button tattoo anyway. And has since been pregnant. I haven't seen her in a while. I need to remember to ask what happened to that tattoo.
That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back. |
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06-22-2005, 08:30 PM
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#2764
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A cousin of mine was considering getting a tattoo around her belly button. She consulted a tattoo artist about what might happen to said tattoo if she were to get pregnant. He said, "You know how, when you get a Mickey Mouse balloon, and it looks like Mickey Mouse before you blow it up, and it looks like Mickey Mouse when it's all blown up, but sometimes it doesn't look like Mickey Mouse anymore once you let the air out?"
She got the belly button tattoo anyway. And has since been pregnant. I haven't seen her in a while. I need to remember to ask what happened to that tattoo.
That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back.
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My mother's face?
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06-22-2005, 08:35 PM
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#2765
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It's all about me.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My mother's face?
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I am not tattooing your mother's face on my lower back. No way. |
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06-22-2005, 08:35 PM
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#2766
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am not tattooing your mother's face on my lower back. No way.
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Maybe on your left ass cheek, then? |
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06-22-2005, 08:37 PM
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#2767
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am not tattooing your mother's face on my lower back. No way.
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I think I would find her gaze comforting as we were wheelbarrowing about. Please?
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06-22-2005, 08:37 PM
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#2768
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It's all about me.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe on your left ass cheek, then?
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I don't want any permanent marks on my ass either. |
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06-22-2005, 08:47 PM
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#2769
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't want any permanent marks on my ass either.
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How about profiles of nekkid ladies, like you see on truckers' mudflaps?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-22-2005, 08:50 PM
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#2770
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It's all about me.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How about profiles of nekkid ladies, like you see on truckers' mudflaps?
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This would actually be kind of classy on the nape of my neck. |
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06-22-2005, 08:51 PM
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#2771
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That said, I am itching for another. I'm thinking about my lower back.
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Noooooo. Tramp stamps are for Britney and Kaitlyn.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2005, 08:53 PM
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#2772
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It's all about me.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Noooooo. Tramp stamps are for Britney and Kaitlyn.
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I am neither Britney nor Kaitlyn. But I want another one, and that's where I want it. And if I've learned one thing about tattoos, it's this: You gotta be sure what you want and you gotta be sure where you want it. Okay, that's two things. But you get the idea. |
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06-22-2005, 08:55 PM
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#2773
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am neither Britney nor Kaitlyn. But I want another one, and that's where I want it. And if I've learned one thing about tattoos, it's this: You gotta be sure what you want and you gotta be sure where you want it. Okay, that's two things. But you get the idea.
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Lower back = tramp stamp.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2005, 08:57 PM
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#2774
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It's all about me.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Lower back = tramp stamp.
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Yeah, I've heard that before. From you even.
Seems somehow appropriate for the "Just Celebrating My Divorce" tattoo. |
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06-22-2005, 08:57 PM
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#2775
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Registered User
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yeah, I've heard that before. From you even.
Seems somehow appropriate for the "Just Celebrating My Divorce" tattoo.
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And it may help you in the running for that Cayenne. |
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