Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you were in the room, and not pregnant (sister!), I would smack you and then make you write on a blackboard 100 times "do not calculate a woman's age."

Dude, do you don't have to caluculate to know that you're both old.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Damnit. The penguin movie is getting some of the best reviews of the year and it's not playing here.

I'm stuck with the Monterey Bay Aquarium and Montreal Zoo penguin cams.

I'm almost as big of a penguin fan as Thurgreed is.

What is this Penguins movie? Is it by the person who was the sujbect of that Vanity Fair piece from (last year??)

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
"A woman who would tell her age would tell anything."

Point taken, but since we all fuck the goodest we are not concerned.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dude, do you don't have to caluculate to know that you're both old.

gwink, could you come over here and kick her in the head?

I'd do it, but I'm afraid I'll break a hip.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Are you sure? Because if you were 7 when Star Wars came out, you were only 15-16 for the Challenger disaster. I was 10 when Star Wars came out, and a freshman in college for Challenger.

tm

Yay! I am young! I guess I don't remember the Challenger disaster all that well.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dear Tom Cruise,

If the Katie thing doesn't work out, I will dress in drag and pretend to be your girlfriend for only $4 million. I will not, however, have the gay sex with you. At least not at that price point.

Love, Ollie

This was covered on Defamer. He also had a meeting with someone else before Katie. Someone hot.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dude, do you don't have to caluculate to know that you're both old.

Whiff, grasshopper

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dude, do you don't have to caluculate to know that you're both old.

And I don't have a problem with that. I've been told I look younger (FBers who've met me can confirm/deny), AND I'm always happy to be taken more seriously.

tm

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Lord no, not my paramour by a long shot. One of my sidekicks picked up some dude and I was trying to figure out whether that statistic was supposed to impress me or not...cause I couldn't give a shit about football.

Did he put his face between your thighs?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I believe this qualifies as a whiff, and I have become a real authority on this of late.

An original whiff? How? I still dont get this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you were in the room, and not pregnant (sister!), I would smack you and then make you write on a blackboard 100 times "do not calculate a woman's age."

Its really pathetic when you find yourself lying to the treadmill about your age because you don't want to seem old to the cute Villanova Summer student running next to you. I'm fucking married, I'm a guy, and I'm not even that old... and yet I'm lying to a machine every day...

I have a friend in LA in the movie business who's been lying about being 28/29 for two years. I can't wait to visit him. I've heard the contortions he goes through when someone asks for ID anywhere are hysterical. But now that he's lied to so many people important for his career, he can never come clean.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did he put his face between your thighs?

No, but I would have been scared to let him anyway. I'm afraid of facial hair.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
No, but I would have been scared to let him anyway. I'm afraid of facial hair.

Its actually a great way to remove pubic lint/shedding. Works like a cat brush.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its actually a great way to remove pubic lint/shedding. Works like a cat brush.

Does it pick up lint that is corn-sized?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its really pathetic when you find yourself lying to the treadmill about your age because you don't want to seem old to the cute Villanova Summer student running next to you. I'm fucking married, I'm a guy, and I'm not even that old... and yet I'm lying to a machine every day...

Oh my god, Sebby, you are going to kill yourself if you do that, don't you know that machine is calculating the difficulty of your workout based on how old it thinks you are? Your old heart can't pretend to be under 30!