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06-24-2005, 05:42 PM
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#3406
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Hey
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It feels better to have someone's face between my thighs.
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2. I've got no problem with faces between my thighs.
Speaking of cunnilingus, I'll be handing out beads at the Pride Parade on Saturday. I nearly was mauled last year by greedy parade watchers, and I've since learned some defensive moves. I'm still worried about the Drag Queens though. They're vicious.
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06-24-2005, 05:46 PM
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#3407
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Fat Man on the Treadmill
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Originally posted by ironweed
The heart wants what the heart wants. You think Sebby gives a shit about croaking on the treadmill? He'd just turn and tip a wink at the Villanova chick as he hit the floor, calling weakly for bourbon and a bump.
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Jesus, I'm not fucking Lowell George. I'm in fairly decent condition...
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06-24-2005, 05:48 PM
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#3408
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Hey
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its really pathetic when you find yourself lying to the treadmill about your age because you don't want to seem old to the cute Villanova Summer student running next to you. I'm fucking married, I'm a guy, and I'm not even that old... and yet I'm lying to a machine every day...
I have a friend in LA in the movie business who's been lying about being 28/29 for two years. I can't wait to visit him. I've heard the contortions he goes through when someone asks for ID anywhere are hysterical. But now that he's lied to so many people important for his career, he can never come clean.
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As long as you don't lie under oath it's cool.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-24-2005, 05:50 PM
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#3409
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Hey
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It isn't. The guy's probably intimidated. 24 year old women are generally bags of cats. 30 year old women have seen a bit more and might scare off a guy who's used to (or likes to) have control in his relationship.
Being a lazy fuck who'd much rather take a free ride than control anything, I have always loved the older ladies.
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How is the word "cats" defined in the term "bags of cats"? |
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06-24-2005, 05:50 PM
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#3410
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Hey
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
An original whiff? How? I still dont get this.
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There should be a RMWC in the FAQ. RT?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-24-2005, 05:51 PM
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#3411
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Hey
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How is the word "cats" defined in the term "bags of cats"?
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And does "bag of cats" mean crazy psycho, or crazy fun in bed? |
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06-24-2005, 05:51 PM
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#3412
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Hey
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Originally posted by Iron Steve
As long as you don't lie under oath it's cool.
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As long as you keep bringing it up, you're not.
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06-24-2005, 05:53 PM
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#3413
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Hey
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
As long as you keep bringing it up, you're not.
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Is that really the disqualifier? |
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06-24-2005, 05:56 PM
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#3414
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Hey
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, it's Friday! Yay!
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Speaking of...where's Hank?
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06-24-2005, 05:56 PM
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#3415
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Hey
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dude, do you don't have to caluculate to know that you're both old.
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Whats weird is that you actually look older than RP. Llife is so unjust. |
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06-24-2005, 05:57 PM
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#3416
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Hey
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of...where's Hank?
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Swinging from a lampost in downtown Motor City? |
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06-24-2005, 05:57 PM
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#3417
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Hey
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A GILF.
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Better be careful Coltrane.
Granny shoots lo-vah.
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06-24-2005, 05:57 PM
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#3418
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Hey
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really the disqualifier?
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One of many. Since this is the most common one, I went with it.
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06-24-2005, 05:58 PM
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#3419
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Hey
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paigowprincess
Whats weird is that you actually look older than RP. Llife is so unjust.
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That wasn't Sunny. That was a lamppost.
But it was dark out, so you can be forgiven a bit. |
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06-24-2005, 05:58 PM
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#3420
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Hey
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of...where's Hank?
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He's out trying to make enough money to cover his gambling losses, the hard way, a quarter at a time.
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