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[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You cry when you make love?

Well, Hank is in the 89th percentile for penis length, and 91st percentile for girth. And Penske's delicate.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
POTD

Yeh, like I'm the only guy's who's ever hooked up with a shemale by accident...

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Well, Hank is in the 89th percentile for penis length, and 91st percentile for girth. And Penske's delicate.

It's funny, the things you remember about people.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't know that I've ever encountered chocolate that is too sweet.

2. But I have encountered chocolate that is not chocolatey enough. Too much cocoa butter &/or milk (or whatever they water it down with to "lighten" it) is a much bigger problem than too much sugar.

British chocolate is the worst in this regard, in my experience.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's funny, the things you remember about people.

I actually had to consult RT's chart. That thing is a wealth of fascinating information. Did you know, for instance, that Sebby, while willing to eat pussy, would much rather get right to the fucking?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Well, Hank is in the 89th percentile for penis length, and 91st percentile for girth. And Penske's delicate.

Sensitive.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I actually had to consult RT's chart. That thing is a wealth of fascinating information. Did you know, for instance, that Sebby, while willing to eat pussy, would much rather get right to the fucking?

!!!! No way !!!!

Maybe it's from having gotten mouthfuls too often.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, like I'm the only guy's who's ever hooked up with a shemale by accident...

What do you mean by "by accident"?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
!!!! No way !!!!

Maybe it's from having gotten mouthfuls too often.

I can only imagine what an errant wet dog nose would do to the guy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What do you mean by "by accident"?

Indeed. There are no accidents.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Seems more benign than having sex in front of the babies, no?

eta: ooops, sorry.

This is one of those jumping off posts...

I'll have sex in front of the cats, but I will neither masturbate nor use the toilet in front of them. There's something really unseemly about TCBing in the presence of a cat. But I can't put my finger on it. I feel like the smart one (one of the cats is really smart, the other an imbecile) is judging me, or laughing at me. He's got a totally perfect poker face.

The idea of having sex in front of a baby is nauseating. You have no idea where those early memories might crop up later. I'd hate to think they're locked away in some recess of the mind thats unlocked during some stress or near death experience. I could imagine my daugheter awakening from a head injury suffered during a swing dancing or trampoline accident and recalling visions of me taking her mother from behind.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Indeed. There are no accidents.

Too true. I should have known better. What stripper can recite the starting 79 Pirates. And the hand job was a little too "real." Women don't know the Western Grip.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is one of those jumping off posts...

I'll have sex in front of the cats, but I will neither masturbate nor use the toilet in front of them. There's something really unseemly about TCBing in the presence of a cat. But I can't put my finger on it. I feel like the smart one (one of the cats is really smart, the other an imbecile) is judging me, or laughing at me. He's got a totally perfect poker face.

The idea of having sex in front of a baby is nauseating. You have no idea where those early memories might crop up later. I'd hate to think they're locked away in some recess of the mind thats unlocked during some stress or near death experience. I could imagine my daugheter awakening from a head injury suffered during a swing dancing or trampoline accident and recalling visions of me taking her mother from behind.

You seem to have a lot of shame associated with masturbation, though not with sex. This concerns me. Well, not really.

I don't think anyone remembers stuff they saw as a newborn. Hell, I don't think newborns can even see much of anything.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can only imagine what an errant wet dog nose would do to the guy.

In the right spot it's electric.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll have sex in front of the cats, but I will neither masturbate nor use the toilet in front of them.

My husband wouldn't have sex in front of the cat. I always thought that was totally weird.

Ever since I moved, the cat loves being in the bathroom when I'm in there, so if I try to exclude him while I'm on the toilet, he kicks up a huge fuss. So I just pet him while I'm on there.

eta - now I masturbate and have sex freely in front of the cat. He can take it.