The Spanky Show

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
this is about which thing?

i wanna be p's #1 fave, but i think i can't make it w/o going negative?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Less asks himself, wwbjd.

Ty asks himself, wtfwjd?

[Flakey McFlake]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All the women that I've met from the boards had perfect asses, and they were all the right size. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Suck up.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Flakey McFlake
Suck up.

Virgin.


You see, Spanky, by calling Flakey a virgin, I'm implying that you need to suck up to women to get into their pants. I'm also calling out the fact that no one will sleep with Flakey. Funny, huh?

[Pepe LePew]

Where for art thou ye Big Muscular Cat, Porkchop? Under the BoFlex again?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i wanna be p's #1 fave, but i think i can't make it w/o going negative?

Hank,

I remember many years on a cross country drive, mired in a snowstorm in central Montana, I was listening to Paul Harvey on the radio and he said something to the effect of:

All of us pray to the babyjesus with our problems, but the weak, when they don't get immediate results, scream out in blasphemy, damn you BJ, you aren't listening. Instead, remember that if you seek guidance from the babyjesus and he opens the door for you, shut yer cryin and go through

Are you weak?

[Sparklehorse]

I have a small porch off my kitchen which does not have a screen door and has a tree right next to it. (I'm on the second floor.) I had the door open last evening to let in some cooler air. I usually close the door at dusk to keep insects out but last night I was flopped on the couch in the living room. I got up to get some water and discovered three adolescent raccoons in the doorway between the porch and the kitchen, next to the cat's food dish. I yelled “Out! Out! Out!” but only my Siamese cat ran. The raccoons took their time retreating to the porch. They kept looking back at me with more idle curiosity than anything resembling fear. They ate all of the cat food and splashed his water all over the place. The cat was perfectly calm except for my yelling. I think I crashed his dinner party.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint


You see, Spanky, by calling Flakey a virgin, I'm implying that you need to suck up to women to get into their pants. I'm also calling out the fact that no one will sleep with Flakey. Funny, huh?

Depends, is flakey your sock or someone elses?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hank,

I remember many years on a cross country drive, mired in a snowstorm in central Montana, I was listening to Paul Harvey on the radio and he said something to the effect of:

All of us pray to the babyjesus with our problems, but the weak, when they don't get immediate results, scream out in blasphemy, damn you BJ, you aren't listening. Instead, remember that if you seek guidance from the babyjesus and he opens the door for you, shut yer cryin and go through

Are you weak?

The Jesus act is appropriate perhaps on PB, but not here. The travelouge and radio reports are more the type of entertainment post that is the stuff of FB. None of this fits within what Spank wants this place to be.

I think he'd invite Hillary photoshops here, if that helps.

[Porkchop]

Originally posted by Pepe LePew
Where for art thou ye Big Muscular Cat, Porkchop? Under the BoFlex again?

Who, me?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Jesus act is appropriate perhaps on PB, but not here. The travelouge and radio reports are more the type of entertainment post that is the stuff of FB. None of this fits within what Spank wants this place to be.

I think he'd invite Hillary photoshops here, if that helps.

You don't like Paul Harvey?

[Penske_Account]

Per my post of earlier today on the FB, I have retired from the FB and taken up temporarily permanent primary residence here. Pass the tequila and PTL!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hank:

1) I got the allegory and did not need the further explanation. What am I? Stoof?

2) I appreciate the concern but who says I don;t get bored easily. I mix it up, believe me. I even was willing to give Mr. Crabby a shot. I have spent a ton of cash on stuff that isnt to be seen by those other than my bedmates of late. Further, I know of a place, called Carol Doda's Champagne and Lace. She sells lingerie and other dressup stuff. And, she does weddings. INcluding shotgun weddings. She was a famous stripper back in the day, known for her huge, real and spectacular breasts so she isnt afraid to go with untraditional stuff, as well as traditional. My men only get bored when I get bored with them. Can you imagine me boring? But thanks for your concern.

Carol Doda has managed to survive retirement and thrive? That's great news. Tell her I said hello.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i wanna be p's #1 fave, but i think i can't make it w/o going negative?

To be my favorite, one must be witty and absurdist. See for example, Ironwood, Flinty, PLF before the shipwreck, fringey, Sidd, Everyone and GreastestShitsSlave for starters. Recent favorite posts have been the British gent walking into the People's Park and the Waitresses- I know what Deer like posts. There have been many others but at this particular moments, that is what sticks. I also have to konw what you are talking about which sometimes doesn't happen with your posts. But you can be witty and you are definitley absurd. Some good stuff lately.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hank,

I remember many years on a cross country drive, mired in a snowstorm in central Montana, I was listening to Paul Harvey on the radio and he said something to the effect of:

All of us pray to the babyjesus with our problems, but the weak, when they don't get immediate results, scream out in blasphemy, damn you BJ, you aren't listening. Instead, remember that if you seek guidance from the babyjesus and he opens the door for you, shut yer cryin and go through

Are you weak?

This schtick is not working for me. Also, this is the jurisdicktion of JJLC, non?