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08-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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#511
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Torn ACL
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You have enough Republicans in Texas. Here, they need me to hold down the fort.
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There's a shortage in Austin, particularly in the Barton Springs area.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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#512
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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fashion question for the ladies
Say you love your husband bunches. You love him so much you plan on breaking him out of prison and even kill someone in the getaway.
Wouldn't you fix yourself up, so that later, you knwo, when its just the two of you back at the motel, you'd look good to him?
pasty look does not go well with that sweater
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-11-2005 at 05:03 PM..
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08-11-2005, 04:57 PM
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#513
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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The Aristocrats, not.
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paigowprincess
He has to work. Someoen has to clean the spittle trays.
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I'm sure you find this amusing in some way in your own, sick head - but for the benefit of the non-mentally challenged posters, would you mind explaining this "joke"??? |
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08-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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#514
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say you love your husband bunches. You love him so much you plan on breaking him out of prison and even kill someone in the getaway.
Wouldn't you fix yourself up, so that later, when its just the two of you back at the motel you'd look good to him?
heinous image removed for my pleasure
pasty look does not go well with that sweater
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Listen, she got fired from her job for sneaking him food. You don't think he was with her for her looks do you? She was a prison nurse for crying out loud - no need for temptation.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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#515
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Run, don't walk
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Shape Shifter
Y'all are cute.
All rested up now?
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Pretty much, although I should have a much better tan. |
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08-11-2005, 05:01 PM
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#516
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ACL questions
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Originally posted by mmm3587
I missed all the Attican Bedshitting stuff, but that wasn't me. Past girlfriends of mine included "Slot C girl," "European actress chick would doesn't understand mortgages" and "chick who likes threesomes (the right amount), booze and coke (a little bit too much) and has way too much debt (Hi, ncs!)." The new future ex-Mrs. mmm will be accompanying me, but I haven't discussed her here yet.
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Ah. THe attican bedshitter was the threesome, booze, coke lady. So what happened there? Did you actually break up with her bc of debt? |
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08-11-2005, 05:02 PM
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#517
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Torn ACL
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, it's Austin. The local GOP would be delighted to have you.
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His momma won't let him? |
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08-11-2005, 05:02 PM
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#518
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Listen, she got fired from her job for sneaking him food. You don't think he was with her for her looks do you? She was a prison nurse for crying out loud - no need for temptation.
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How long was he in? That might have something to do with it, too.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-11-2005, 05:03 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by spookyfish
How long was he in? That might have something to do with it, too.
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Her or jail? Hah! I got a million of 'em!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-11-2005, 05:03 PM
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#520
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say you love your husband bunches. You love him so much you plan on breaking him out of prison and even kill someone in the getaway.
Wouldn't you fix yourself up, so that later, when its just the two of you back at the motel you'd look good to him?
pasty look does not go well with that sweater
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Good lord, Hank, the woman killed for her man and you expect her to peer in the rear view and dot on some concealer and lip gloss while driving and aiming a gun out the window? As it was, the pan of lasagne and the sheet cake were sliding all over the back seat. I say, as long as she shaved that morning, that ought to be enough for him. |
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08-11-2005, 05:05 PM
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#521
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Her or jail? Hah! I got a million of 'em!
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So you wouldn't fuck the woman who sprung you from the clink if she didn't pretty herself before going in, guns ablazin'? I'm putting that in your file.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-11-2005, 05:07 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good lord, Hank, the woman killed for her man and you expect her to peer in the rear view and dot on some concealer and lip gloss while driving and aiming a gun out the window? As it was, the pan of lasagne and the sheet cake were sliding all over the back seat. I say, as long as she shaved that morning, that ought to be enough for him.
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maybe I'm too demanding, but given all the planning that went into the breakout, bitch comes to break me out I expect her to take a moment and think of makeup and wardrobe issues beforehand. This is 2005, a woman needs to be able to multitask. And I actually think it explains the peaceful surrender.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-11-2005 at 05:14 PM..
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08-11-2005, 05:21 PM
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#523
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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ACL questions
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ah. THe attican bedshitter was the threesome, booze, coke lady. So what happened there? Did you actually break up with her bc of debt?
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Nah, turns out her student loan debt was co-signed by some lawyer friend of hers, so she's not worried about that. She's gonna make the co-signer pay it.
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"I say that nobody here , other than yourself and possibly Sidd, would masturbate to thoughts even remotely associated with you, because you come across like someone who is generally ignored in real life, yet feels that he shouldn't be because of his obvious way with words,overall sense of fun, enlightened attitude, and vigorous driving skills."
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08-11-2005, 05:22 PM
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#524
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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ACL questions
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm not sure I want to see the words "bedshit" and "nutty" in the same sentence.
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You'd prefer corn?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-11-2005, 05:23 PM
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#525
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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fashion question for the ladies
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So you wouldn't fuck the woman who sprung you from the clink if she didn't pretty herself before going in, guns ablazin'? I'm putting that in your file.
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My $2 says Hank takes a look, then walks back in his cell. The man's spent years nurturing his network of love on the inside, he's not gonna throw that away for just anything, right?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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