Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cuckold
Just a suggestion, but you may wish to keep him away from my wife.

What's the status?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

You can call me that from now on, mothafuckuz.

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

DTS

ETA photo of Str8's new belt.



E[again]TA: He probably didn't buy that belt, since this sums up last night's boston game, on which I'm sure he bet this month's mortgage payment:

The Sox were 1 for 10 with runners in scoring position and couldn't solve the finesse of lefthander Ted Lilly.

[cuckold]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's the status?

Divorce is progressing. We worked out custody issues that aren't ideal from my perspective, but certainly not terrible, and not worth getting into a long, drawn out battle.

I don't think she's fucking Bill anymore, but neither of us is particularly interested in getting back together at this point. It's just been too much.

I'm adjusting fairly well at this point and I'm looking forward to starting the next chapter in my life.

Thanks for asking.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cuckold
Divorce is progressing. We worked out custody issues that aren't ideal from my perspective, but certainly not terrible, and not worth getting into a long, drawn out battle.

I don't think she's fucking Bill anymore, but neither of us is particularly interested in getting back together at this point. It's just been too much.

I'm adjusting fairly well at this point and I'm looking forward to starting the next chapter in my life.

Thanks for asking.

Blah blah blah. Are you getting any?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by cuckold

I'm adjusting fairly well at this point and I'm looking forward to starting the next chapter in my life.

Chapter Four - The Year of Chronic Masturbation

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't want to hear anything about how weird Texans are from New Yorkers for awhile.

Markowitz is a piece of work -
He stood with a megaphone
On Brooklyn Bridge in the blackout
Yelling "Brooklyn, Welcome Home!"

NY has funny signs, like one
On a bridge where trucks don't fit
Saying "Low Bridge, 12 foot clearance -
THIS TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT!"

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Blah blah blah. Are you getting any?

I thought he was fucking RT. This is all so confusing.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
I received this e-mail today saying I had won a lottery prize of one MEELYUN pounds sterling. Now, ordinarily I would delete it , the pressing of the deletion key to be accompanied by a derisive snort. However, in this instance, the e-mail came from this organization to which I did, in fact, submit my name a long time ago. I signed up for this daily lottery drawing years and years ago, and had forgotten all about it until today. I used to keep up with it a bit, and do a manual entry every day, but it got to be a little much, so I just did the automatic entry thing and forgot about it.

So, I get this official-looking e-mail asking me to submit some information (nothing obviously eyebrow-raising like my SSN or bank account number, just my e-mail address, home address and phone number) and to sign the form and submit it by e-mail or fax.

I'm wondering whether I should send it back.

You snort? Do you headbutt the monitor and smack the floor with your heel as well?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I thought he was fucking RT. This is all so confusing.

I guess they are two different cats

[cuckold]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Blah blah blah. Are you getting any?

Ah, I see. Perhaps not a completely disinterested question? If so, I am flattered.

If I were on the West Coast, I would have considered coming calling, but as it is I'm pursuing an interesting option.

I have gotten some in the recent past, and hope on getting more in the near future.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

The hockey player from a year or so ago has resurfaced and is looking really really hot. His voice is kind of scratchy and annoying though. I'm just going to imagine he has a small penis and try to forget about him. Fuck. My boyfriend is getting on my nerves a little these days too. Fuck fuck fuck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The hockey player from a year or so ago has resurfaced and is looking really really hot. His voice is kind of scratchy and annoying though. I'm just going to imagine he has a small penis and try to forget about him. Fuck. My boyfriend is getting on my nerves a little these days too. Fuck fuck fuck.

You already answered your own indirect plea for advice.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The hockey player from a year or so ago has resurfaced and is looking really really hot. His voice is kind of scratchy and annoying though. I'm just going to imagine he has a small penis and try to forget about him. Fuck. My boyfriend is getting on my nerves a little these days too. Fuck fuck fuck.

Is the BF still living at your place?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The hockey player from a year or so ago has resurfaced and is looking really really hot. His voice is kind of scratchy and annoying though. I'm just going to imagine he has a small penis and try to forget about him. Fuck. My boyfriend is getting on my nerves a little these days too. Fuck fuck fuck.

So are you going to fuck fuck fuck
Or push the hottie from your mind?
Already, fuck fuck fuck, you seem
Subconsciously undermined.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Tampa Bay's catcher starts jawing at Coco Crisp (best baseball name ever, btw) about taking his time outside the batter's box.

Not to start a debate or anything, but I think that Stubby Clapp is perhaps the best baseball name ever.