Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Penske, please tell me you weren't kidding when you said she was hot. There has to be some reason for her existence.

She lost her voice. I'll bet she was doing too much stuff with her mouth.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...810410000.html

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If getting a cap in your ass has anything to do with ass-fucking in Texas, you better stay the hell away from Oakland.

Yeah!

Especially away from McAfee Coliseum, muthafucka! South loge level! Section 218 Men's room! Fifth stall!

You better wear silver and black, cocheeze, or you'll get yo' ass smacked!

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think that El Duque and Don Cooper (CWS pitching coach) got it into his head that he needs to throw strikes. He is finally challenging hitters. His stuff is nasty enough that he doesn't need to have perfect location.

None of this means that I'm not nervous that he's starting Game 1 of the ALDS. I think Ozzie* wants to go righty, lefty, righty, so he's having Buehrle start Game 2 instead if Game 1.

*completely insane

And how are we feeling today?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mushrooms and ass-fucking in the same post! What do I win?

An assfucking, while you're on mushrooms!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And how are we feeling today?

Just fine. A nice visit to the Salvation Army and then sushi.

Followed by hookers and blow.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Girl #1: You were right, she's preggers.
Girl #2: I knew it. How old do you think she is?
Girl #1: I dunno, a year or two older than we are?
Girl #2: That's it? I don't even have a boyfriend, and she's having a baby. I swear to God, I'll give myself until 32, and then I'm trapping someone.

--15th & 5th

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

TM

I swear, if I was a guy, I would doublebag before any intercourse session with anyone over the age of thirty and triple bag for the over 35 crowd. If the gal were 37, I would have a reversible vasectomy.

Unless I was womantrapping of course.

[J. Fred Muggs]

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-legs30.html

When it comes to gams, Angela McNeany has a leg up on the competition.

That's because the 22-year-old Chicago area woman was just named the national winner of the "Legs of a Goddess" contest -- a nationwide hunt by razor maker Gillette for the best pair of legs in America.


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"McNeany, a law student at Drake University in Des Moines, "

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just fine. A nice visit to the Salvation Army and then sushi.

Followed by hookers and blow.

They make a Chaser(tm) for blow?

P.S. -- Sebby also wants to know re: whippets and sniffing glue.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-legs30.html

When it comes to gams, Angela McNeany has a leg up on the competition.

That's because the 22-year-old Chicago area woman was just named the national winner of the "Legs of a Goddess" contest -- a nationwide hunt by razor maker Gillette for the best pair of legs in America.


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"McNeany, a law student at Drake University in Des Moines, "

The absence of a photo from that story borders on criminal.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just fine. A nice visit to the Salvation Army and then sushi.

Followed by hookers and blow.

Ahhh, life's classic combinations. Cookies and milk. Beer and pizza. Sushi, hookers, and blow.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ironweed
They make a Chaser(tm) for blow?

P.S. -- Sebby also wants to know re: whippets and sniffing glue.

Carbona not glue.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-legs30.html

When it comes to gams, Angela McNeany has a leg up on the competition.

That's because the 22-year-old Chicago area woman was just named the national winner of the "Legs of a Goddess" contest -- a nationwide hunt by razor maker Gillette for the best pair of legs in America.


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"McNeany, a law student at Drake University in Des Moines, "

Trust a shit paper like the Sun-Times to run that story without a picture.

JLH is really friggin hot.


eta Merde! Red Box!!! Its from http://www.thesuperficial.com/ and it ain't pretty. I was looking for Fat Tara Reid pics but found this even more gratifying

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ironweed
They make a Chaser(tm) for blow?

P.S. -- Sebby also wants to know re: whippets and sniffing glue.

I believe that the Chaser for blow is, well, more blow.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
JLH is really friggin hot.


eta Merde! Red Box!!! Its from http://www.thesuperficial.com/ and it ain't pretty. I was looking for Fat Tara Reid pics but found this even more gratifying

That site rocks:

"Lindsay Lohan, who has presumably gotten around to reading her fan mail from a year ago, has decided to give the fans what they want and appear naked in an upcoming Vanity Fair cover.

Lohan shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week - and it was actually her idea to pose naked. A source says, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further."
Remember when we all wanted to see Lindsay Lohan naked, and then she turned into a steaming petri dish of every mother's worst nightmare? I mean, other girls want to be lawyers, or doctors, or not disgusting. But Lindsay's life goal? Is to push the envelope further than Paris Hilton. I didn't even think you could push the envelope further than Paris Hilton. Wouldn't you just have to have sex with the envelope at that point? And that's not what envelopes are for. They're for sending letters, not herpes spores."