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10-03-2005, 06:09 PM
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#2731
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you mind if I ask who fitted you with a 12-inch cock?
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Gary and Wyatt.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-03-2005, 06:10 PM
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#2732
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sequels is a 21-year old supermodel with giant tits and a tiny waist. She just recently inherited $100 million. She orgasms from giving oral sex and her favorite hobbies are cooking and cleaning. She does, however, think my cock is too big.
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If she doesn't have her own pilot's license, adopt orphans from third-world countries or carry your blood in a vial around her neck, then you are a loser on the internet. I'm sorry. Internet standards are high. |
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10-03-2005, 06:11 PM
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#2733
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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OK, I thought I understood this
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Let's take a poll. Vote "a" if you think spooky is dumber than I and vote "b" if you think I am dumber than Spooky.
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abba
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10-03-2005, 06:12 PM
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#2734
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In the thrall of Angelina
Posts: 27
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You don't need Yale Law for that. Just University of Missouri undergrad. You don't even need to graduate.
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If I had half a brain cell, I'm sure I would be insulted or something. I guess I will just have to make do with fucking Angelina again.
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I've re-branded myself.
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10-03-2005, 06:12 PM
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#2735
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gary and Wyatt.
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What's he talkin' 'bout, "On the telephone?"
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10-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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#2736
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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OK, I thought I understood this
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
abba
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I don't get it.
BTW, Does "dumber" leave the board?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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#2737
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gary and Wyatt.
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Apropos of this, I just remembered this very bizarre dream I had. Perhaps the most bizarre dream ever. I cannot remember the details but it had to do with the bulge in Gary Sandy's jeans in WKRP and how he could make it move. That is all I remember. Oh, I may have googled in my dream to see how he held up over time.
I think seeing Gordon Jump on something may have triggered this dream but I cant be sure. |
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10-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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#2738
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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OK, I thought I understood this
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Let's take a poll. Vote "a" if you think spooky is dumber than I and vote "b" if you think I am dumber than Spooky.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-03-2005, 06:16 PM
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#2739
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sequels is a 21-year old supermodel with giant tits and a tiny waist. She just recently inherited $100 million. She orgasms from giving oral sex and her favorite hobbies are cooking and cleaning. She does, however, think my cock is too big.
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Maybe you're puffing a little?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-03-2005, 06:16 PM
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#2740
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OK, I thought I understood this
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I don't get it.
BTW, Does "dumber" leave the board?
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Why do dumb people have such a hard time accepting their dumbness? I mean everyone but dooky got my question and yet he keeps harping on how I am the dumb one. Poor stupid bastard.
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10-03-2005, 06:16 PM
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#2741
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you're puffing a little?
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He should probably puff more. Those tits are far from "giant".
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-03-2005, 06:17 PM
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#2742
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's he talkin' 'bout, "On the telephone?"
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Give em the knee shooters.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-03-2005, 06:20 PM
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#2743
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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OK, I thought I understood this
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I don't get it.
BTW, Does "dumber" leave the board?
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Does this help?:
a. no, b. yeah, b. no. wait. a.
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10-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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#2744
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Cracks me up every time.
As I was leaving the airport this morning, I heard this crash-crunch-scrape sound, looked in my rearview mirror, and saw that another Manly Hummer Man was trying unsuccessfully to navigate the corkscrew parking ramp in his too-tall Hummer.
He was inspecting the damage to his roof as I pulled out of the airport.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-03-2005, 06:25 PM
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#2745
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Paging NFH
Hey Girl
I am very behind on gossip these days. So behind, your old news will seem new. I saw that the praying mantis with tits dumped Paris Latsis. Has he been confirmed a gay, as I predicted?
What is the latest on Brangelina? Are they engaged? IS he gonna bail bc of her third world children (as Howard thinks)?
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