Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Why are you suddenly the Grand Protector of the Privileged Class? Are you seriously offended that I called a newborn a spoiled brat? I'm just curious.

Why are you suddenly attacking defenseless babies? What the fuck is the matter with you?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why are you suddenly attacking defenseless babies? What the fuck is the matter with you?

Defenseless? That baby has heat vision, can bend steel and can fly. He can fend for his own damn self.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Why are you suddenly the Grand Protector of the Privileged Class? Are you seriously offended that I called a newborn a spoiled brat? I'm just curious.

No. It's a joke, born (sts) from your inclination to ascribe brattiness to someone just out of the womb. I know that several of us here offer ample evidence that such a phenomenon is probably true, but I found it funny nonetheless.

And now that we've pounded the premise, set up, and punchline firmly into the ground, we can move on.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

She's staring at him like Ms. Moneypenny eyeing up James Bond. She sooo wants to have his baby.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's staring at him like Ms. Moneypenny eyeing up James Bond. She sooo wants to have his baby.

But...but...people say she's not "into" that.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Gattigap
No. It's a joke, born (sts) from your inclination to ascribe brattiness to someone just out of the womb. I know that several of us here offer ample evidence that such a phenomenon is probably true, but I found it funny nonetheless.

And now that we've pounded the premise, set up, and punchline firmly into the ground, we can move on.

This conversatio is over

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's staring at him like Ms. Moneypenny eyeing up James Bond. She sooo wants to have his baby.

Barbara or Jenna?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But...but...people say she's not "into" that.

Look at her eyes... she's pining for pole. Pole pining eyes, I tell you. Time will uncover her as W's Camilla Parker Bowles - the grizled hag who steals the inbred Prince. Miers must be a rock star in the sack... that mug could scare a grizzly out of a meat truck...

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what standard should we use? More relevant than Celtic fotbol?
Ironweed, the Knicks are relevant- always have been.

Relevant in basketball terms, jackhoss. Challenging in the playoffs. Sparking some real rivalries, like those Miami / Indiana games we all used to love. They've been flailing around for years now with no visible forward progress being made despite the buckets of money being poured down the well. Kind of like the Mets, another irrelevant team I love.

And I agree about MSG - great place to watch a game, knowledgeable fans, etc. It's a shame those fans have been treated to shit the last few seasons.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look at her eyes... she's pining for pole. Pole pining eyes, I tell you. Time will uncover her as W's Camilla Parker Bowles - the grizled hag who steals the inbred Prince. Miers must be a rock star in the sack... that mug could scare a grizzly out of a meat truck...

Seb, when you post stuff like this
it puts me in a mood
to gaze at you with moo-cow eyes:
I think I love you, dude.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Barbara or Jenna?

AP - (Washington) Bush Daughter Caught in Love Nest With Supreme Court Nominee.

Sources close to Presidential confidante Karl Rove say the President will admit that photographs of his daughter Jenna involved in intimate sexual acts with Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers are in fact real. "I will make a statement tomorrow. My daughter is confused, very confused. She gets drunk a lot. But I love her,” a harried Bush barked as he was escorted to his car. Internet gadfly Matt Drudge has published a report that the photos, taken with a telescopic lens, show Miers and Bush engaged in various obviously sexual acts, including performing oral sex on one another repeatedly. "I think its terrible, just terrible that people would invade others' privacy," ex-President Clinton, in town for a human rights conference, noted. "Where are they on the internet?"

From "Stories I Wish I Read."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look at her eyes... she's pining for pole. Pole pining eyes, I tell you. Time will uncover her as W's Camilla Parker Bowles - the grizled hag who steals the inbred Prince. Miers must be a rock star in the sack... that mug could scare a grizzly out of a meat truck...

I can hardly wait to see who Laura hooks up with after the messy divorce.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look at her eyes... she's pining for pole. Pole pining eyes, I tell you. Time will uncover her as W's Camilla Parker Bowles - the grizled hag who steals the inbred Prince. Miers must be a rock star in the sack... that mug could scare a grizzly out of a meat truck...

The only Pole she's pining for is Gabriela Wesierski.

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can hardly wait to see who Laura hooks up with after the messy divorce.

She is offered $500K by Palyboy for a post-divorce pictorial, but instead goes with Larry Flynt's $1.5Million.

She does have to go pink to get the bigger bucks- and not her outfit.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The only Pole she's pining for is Gabriela Wesierski.

Nah, Sebby has just (understandably) misconstrued as a look of unadulterated lust one that really simply says, "That man is the most brilliant person I've ever met."