Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 202

Hank Chinaski · 10-05-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
my sky is shades of pink, yellow and purple. pollution makes for the best sunsets!

Senior partner: ncs I assume this is an early draft. do you have the most recent copy?

ncs: no. that's the only version, is there a problem?

senior partner: Well yes. what do mean by Sky- this is a bit too bald face isn't it?

ncs: you know. the sky- what I see when I look up

Senior Partner: Huh? if I look up I see ceiling tile, and they're white.

ncs: well, I mean when I'm outside. When I'm outside I look up and that's the colors I see.

Senior Partner: well then you need to make that qualifier clear. And does it need be limited in time?

ncs: excuse me sir?

Senior Partner: What if I go out at midnight- should I expect to see those colors?

ncs: no, no I understand sir. Let me take another shot at this.

10-06-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hi! Ty@51 (happy birthday)! Welcome back! What new revelations of the future do you have for us?

That Ty is a libra? How does Maddox's hairline turn out?

Penske_Account · 10-06-2005, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Senior partner: ncs I assume this is an early draft. do you have the most recent copy?

ncs: no. that's the only version, is there a problem?

senior partner: Well yes. what do mean by Sky- this is a bit too bald face isn't it?

ncs: you know. the sky- what I see when I look up

Senior Partner: Huh? if I look up I see ceiling tile, and they're white.

ncs: well, I mean when I'm outside. When I'm outside I look up and that's the colors I see.

Senior Partner: well then you need to make that qualifier clear. And does it need be limited in time?

ncs: excuse me sir?

Senior Partner: What if I go out at midnight- should I expect to see those colors?

ncs: no, no I understand sir. Let me take another shot at this.

What's an associate doing going outside? They should be in their office. Billing!

dtb · 10-06-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wasnt it public knowldege that the reason T.Cruise and N Kidman adtoped is that he is infertile? Hasnt he said as much?

I hope this baby is black.

I thought it was that Nicole didn't want to ruin her figure (which, I have heard, is flawless). A friend of mine is the "personal shopper to the stars" (not her official title) at a swanky store here, and has attended to Nicole K. in the flesh (so to speak). (heh -- she's seen Nicole's boobies) She said NK's figure is absolutely perfect.

spookyfish · 10-06-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I thought it was that Nicole didn't want to ruin her figure (which, I have heard, is flawless). A friend of mine is the "personal shopper to the stars" (not her official title) at a swanky store here, and has attended to Nicole K. in the flesh (so to speak). (heh -- she's seen Nicole's boobies) She said NK's figure is absolutely perfect.

Further proof that Tom Cruise is a homo, nttawwt.

spookyfish · 10-06-2005, 11:29 AM

Short newspaper article about one of my oldest and best friends -- from a few days ago.

http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/news/12804226.htm

Spree: Requires a login. Safe for work. Most scandalous revelation is that he once lied to a nun to try to get her in a compromising position.

andViolins · 10-06-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Short newspaper article about one of my oldest and best friends -- from a few days ago.

http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/news/12804226.htm

Spree: Requires a login. Safe for work. Most scandalous revelation is that he once lied to a nun to try to get her in a compromising position.

Now I know who you are!!!!

aV

Not Bob · 10-06-2005, 11:56 AM

Moody Czech scores twice
Blueshirts beat pumpkin orange
Not Bobby Clarke fumes.

bold_n_brazen · 10-06-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob

Moody Czech scores twice
Blueshirts beat pumpkin orange
Not Bobby Clarke fumes.

You suck, Not Bob.

dtb · 10-06-2005, 02:24 PM

The wiseass trader who sits behind me just asked what I was working on b/c he saw the "pictures" of avatars on my screen. I told him I was looking at a lawyers' chat board. He said he thought I was looking for a date to the Sadie Hawkins Day Dance, to which I responded that I was, of course.

Hank -- I think you're the (un)lucky guy, as yours was the picture that was up.

So, what sort of dress shall I wear?

10-06-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I thought it was that Nicole didn't want to ruin her figure (which, I have heard, is flawless). A friend of mine is the "personal shopper to the stars" (not her official title) at a swanky store here, and has attended to Nicole K. in the flesh (so to speak). (heh -- she's seen Nicole's boobies) She said NK's figure is absolutely perfect.

Was this before or after the anorexia?

I never heard this story. The Tom is barren thing I have heard many times.

SlaveNoMore · 10-06-2005, 02:34 PM

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Not Bob

Moody Czech scores twice
Blueshirts beat pumpkin orange
Not Bobby Clarke fumes.

Other than Jagr
Darius Kasparitis
Who the hell are they?

Not Bob · 10-06-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Other than Jagr
Darius Kasparitis
Who the hell are they?

As I said before
(when Messier retired)
The Pens of 9-9

Taltos · 10-06-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
The wiseass trader who sits behind me just asked what I was working on b/c he saw the "pictures" of avatars on my screen. I told him I was looking at a lawyers' chat board. He said he thought I was looking for a date to the Sadie Hawkins Day Dance, to which I responded that I was, of course.

Hank -- I think you're the (un)lucky guy, as yours was the picture that was up.

So, what sort of dress shall I wear?

A pink flamingo one!

Penske_Account · 10-06-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
As I said before
(when Messier retired)
The Pens of 9-9

I thought the NHL went out of business, no?