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10-14-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4021
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Jenny, Jenny, don't you see? God made me for the mission field, and I will serve Him there. But He also made me fast, and when I run, I feel his pleasure."
When you're mean to NFH, you feel God's pleasure.
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"Don't fret yourself, Jenny"
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10-14-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4022
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude. The Captain *yelled at him* about giving him the Nazi salute, dissing him in front of his babe. Can you blame him?
Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?
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(a) The Baroness may have been hot, but she was cold. She wanted to send the children away to "camp."
(b) He was "working" from home. Jeenyus. |
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10-14-2005, 04:41 PM
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#4023
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by bilmore
Well, that explains their fashion sense, but I did spend gobs of energy and sound trying to explain how there is only one real Bond, and how all of these subsequent metrosexual fops with pretty hair shouldn't even be in the same room with Connery much less aspiring to replace him.
I tell them that the new dandies are like the Santa's Helpers that were in the stores at Christmas. Not the real Bond, but stand-ins, 'cuz he can't be everywhere.
But where I lose them is in the special effects. The Connery-era stuff just can't match the new crop, and so they like the new better.
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10-14-2005, 04:42 PM
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#4024
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
...makes me want to pick of a sword and start killing some English.
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Memo to self, don't invite Soupy over to meet the family. Ever. |
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10-14-2005, 04:42 PM
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#4025
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Do y'all know
... that according to Harriet Miers, GWB was the
best.
governor.
ever.
Forgive me if I'm late to this party, but this is too funny. |
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10-14-2005, 04:43 PM
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#4026
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Whifftastic
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Whiffy galore |
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10-14-2005, 04:43 PM
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#4027
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Taltos
So the news says this usurper is only the second Englishman to play BondJamesBond.
As if Whales (welsh?) and Scotland (Scottish) "men" are not English men!
<big ole eyerolly emoticon here>
<<Mmmmm Scotch>>>
<<<and btw Princess, Brinnie Spears is WAY too old for me  >>>
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Uh, the Welsh and the Scots aren't English. They're, er, Welsh and Scottish.
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10-14-2005, 04:44 PM
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#4028
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
(b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?
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Sounds quite brilliant to me. He's not likely to be in that first call-up, is he?
"My god, the germans are coming! Von Trapp, defend our ports to the death!"
"Er, yes sir. No real problem, sir. Getting on that right now, sir." |
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10-14-2005, 04:44 PM
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#4029
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25 characters?
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dressed for Success
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, the Welsh and the Scots aren't English. They're, er, Welsh and Scottish.
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But they all tawlk funny.
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Light travels faster then sound. Thats why some people seem bright until you hear what they have to say.
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10-14-2005, 04:44 PM
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#4030
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That ain't Poosy. That's Honey Ryder.
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It is neither Pussy nor Honey, it is Domino from "Thunderball". |
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10-14-2005, 04:45 PM
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#4031
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whiffy galore
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Octowhiffy.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 04:45 PM
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#4032
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Whifftastic
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One-dimensional. |
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10-14-2005, 04:46 PM
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#4033
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
It is neither Pussy nor Honey, it is Domino from "Thunderball".
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Nice. You are correct, sir. I am not worthy. |
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10-14-2005, 04:47 PM
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#4034
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Octowhiffy.
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The Man With the Golden Whiff
(The Sound and the Plankton. Plankton and Prejudice. The Old Man and the Plankton ...) |
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10-14-2005, 04:48 PM
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#4035
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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return of GA polling?
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude. The Captain *yelled at him* about giving him the Nazi salute, dissing him in front of his babe. Can you blame him?
Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?
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The von Trapps ended up opening a lodge in Vermont, and my sister took my parents there over some UVM parents weekend.
My mother and my sister predictably spun and sung at the top of their lungs as they ran down the nearby mountain. My dad pretended not to know them.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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