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[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So you liked the pressed ham?

uh...

I've got nothing.


Ham isn't kosher, man.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because this is too good to be lost to the server malfunction, and because I really love Fringey, I give you, my FB friends, the Ass Fuck Conspiracy.

(Spree: still about ass fucking. Duh.)

If ever a post could break the board, this one can.

Gotta go home to talk to the wife . . .

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
uh...

I've got nothing.


Ham isn't kosher, man.

It's when you moon someone who is on the other side of a window and place your cheeks on the window. Pressed ham.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's when you moon someone who is on the other side of a window and place your cheeks on the window. Pressed ham.

Aw, shucks, coltrane. You're like my own personal Urban Dictionary!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fabulass
The ass is as fabulous as the lass is fabu.

Is this really how you wanted to start posting?

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this really how you wanted to start posting?

TM

sorry. It was worth a shot, but I gots nuttin anymore.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
sorry. It was worth a shot, but I gots nuttin anymore.

I believe your behavior here was the sort of activity that a number of poster say causes potential newbers to decide not to bother. I mean this constructively.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
I saw [a fabulass] last Thursday. Does that count?

Was it bootylicious?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am an abacus so yes, I think that counts.

Clever.

[Not Bob]

Phillipe, who owns the "in" salon in West Podunkville, got my wife addicted to a "product" line called Pure Hair. She's almost out of something, and asked me to stop by Phillipe's and pick some up on Monday when I was in that part of town.

Phillipe wasn't in, but Isabella told me that they were out of Pure, and suggested a few other salons. None of them carried it. I asked Wanda from next door, and she doesn't carry it. (She laughed at me, and told me "that's what you get for allowing your wife to go to that phoney baloney over in the ritzy part of town -- his real name is Phil, and he ain't even gay."

A little internet research tells me that the stuff is made by altec, a company owned by L'Oreal (Mrs. Not Bob was crushed to hear this -- "hell, even the Piggly Wiggly sells L'Oreal!"), and it looks like the line has been discontinued.

But a few online places still seem to have it -- anyone ever heard of beautyjunky.com? Or have any trusted sites to suggest?

Thanks.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Phillipe, who owns the "in" salon in West Podunkville, got my wife addicted to a "product" line called Pure Hair. She's almost out of something, and asked me to stop by Phillipe's and pick some up on Monday when I was in that part of town.

Phillipe wasn't in, but Isabella told me that they were out of Pure, and suggested a few other salons. None of them carried it. I asked Wanda from next door, and she doesn't carry it. (She laughed at me, and told me "that's what you get for allowing your wife to go to that phoney baloney over in the ritzy part of town -- his real name is Phil, and he ain't even gay."

A little internet research tells me that the stuff is made by altec, a company owned by L'Oreal (Mrs. Not Bob was crushed to hear this -- "hell, even the Piggly Wiggly sells L'Oreal!"), and it looks like the line has been discontinued.

But a few online places still seem to have it -- anyone ever heard of beautyjunky.com? Or have any trusted sites to suggest?

Thanks.

This doesn't answer (or even address) your question, but your wife shouldn't be such a snob (unless you are exaggerating as part of your down-home podunk spiel stuff). L'Oreal makes a lot of very high-quality hair products that are superior to what they market in drugstores. I use the Kerastase line from L'Oreal almost exclusively and I love it. And I'm fancy.

[The Tiny, Tiny Ex]

Originally posted by barely_legal
And I'm fancy.

Indeed you are. In fact, I'm a little chagrined to admit that your fanciness always intimidated me.

Well, that and the way you laughed at me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Was it bootylicious?

You know, that's a rather technical term. I'm not exactly familiar with all the nuances involved in the definition, so I am unqualified to decide. I can perhaps get a ruling from a competent judge, however, if you're really interested.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Phillipe, who owns the "in" salon in West Podunkville, got my wife addicted to a "product" line called Pure Hair. She's almost out of something, and asked me to stop by Phillipe's and pick some up on Monday when I was in that part of town.

Phillipe wasn't in, but Isabella told me that they were out of Pure, and suggested a few other salons. None of them carried it. I asked Wanda from next door, and she doesn't carry it. (She laughed at me, and told me "that's what you get for allowing your wife to go to that phoney baloney over in the ritzy part of town -- his real name is Phil, and he ain't even gay."

A little internet research tells me that the stuff is made by altec, a company owned by L'Oreal (Mrs. Not Bob was crushed to hear this -- "hell, even the Piggly Wiggly sells L'Oreal!"), and it looks like the line has been discontinued.

But a few online places still seem to have it -- anyone ever heard of beautyjunky.com? Or have any trusted sites to suggest?

Thanks.

At some point, your wife is going to have to transition to something other product, and it might as well be now. She could talk to Phillipe about it. Phillipe is going to be selling something else to replace the Pure Hair line. Obviously he's making money off of the product sales, and it's likely he'll know what's similar enough to make your wife happy. Or not unhappy.

Though I understand the suckiness when a favorite product line goes under. My neon green toenail polish by Capri Nail Lacquer no longer exists. Best $1.99 I ever spent at Walgreens.

Usually I switch out product every time I use a bottle, so my hair doesn't build up and get used to Avalon Organics Therapeutic Volumizing Rosemary Shampoo or Shiaki Warm Shampoo.

ETA: I gave up long ago talking to Jerry about product, because in my opinion, his stuff was overpriced and my hair always looked good with the midlevel stuff that I use.

*sniff* I found out yesterday that Jerry and Yolanda have parted ways after 18 years together and five years of owning a business together and that the salon is closing down as of Tuesday. Apparently Jerry is going to reopen on his own, but they had to get rid of Cheryl, the best receptionist in the history of receptionists. He's hoping he can hire her back ASAP.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Phillipe, who owns the "in" salon in West Podunkville, got my wife addicted to a "product" line called Pure Hair. She's almost out of something, and asked me to stop by Phillipe's and pick some up on Monday when I was in that part of town.

Phillipe wasn't in, but Isabella told me that they were out of Pure, and suggested a few other salons. None of them carried it. I asked Wanda from next door, and she doesn't carry it. (She laughed at me, and told me "that's what you get for allowing your wife to go to that phoney baloney over in the ritzy part of town -- his real name is Phil, and he ain't even gay."

A little internet research tells me that the stuff is made by altec, a company owned by L'Oreal (Mrs. Not Bob was crushed to hear this -- "hell, even the Piggly Wiggly sells L'Oreal!"), and it looks like the line has been discontinued.

But a few online places still seem to have it -- anyone ever heard of beautyjunky.com? Or have any trusted sites to suggest?

Thanks.

buy her the cheaper stuff and just remember to keep telling her her hair looks real nice.