» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Online Users: 178 |
| 0 members and 178 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM. |
|
 |
|
10-19-2005, 04:43 PM
|
#4546
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you leave them in the bowl so a subsequent user can come by later and pollinate them?
|
You're a weird dude.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:47 PM
|
#4547
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
|
Need a ruling from PLF
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's not ironic at all. Nobody was more aware than this guy about the dangers of dangerous dogs and their reckless owners. It is like Sebastian pressing for stiffer penalties for pirate-related offenses. In his more lucid moments, he knows it is the right thing to do.
|
We need more lashings for all penalties under the Pirate Code. Culottes too high? 30 lashes. Puffy shirt too 1743? 30 lashes. Lash, lash, lash...
__________________
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:49 PM
|
#4548
|
|
Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We are the same person. We are just at two different points on our spacetime continuum.
|
The suburbs look forward to your arrival. |
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:50 PM
|
#4549
|
|
Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
|
Need a ruling from PLF
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We need more lashings for all penalties under the Pirate Code. Culottes too high? 30 lashes. Puffy shirt too 1743? 30 lashes. Lash, lash, lash...
|
Fabulash. Just like Halle Berry says on my T.V. I expected her to be smaller but I just got a big screen T.V. and now she is about 4ft3in. |
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:52 PM
|
#4550
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The suburbs look forward to your arrival.
|
Before walking to the truck to retrieve your cellphone naked, be sure your wife hasn't had the fence and hadges in the yard ripped down the day before.
Its my backyard. If I can't walk naked in the private areas of it, there's no use in being an American.
__________________
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:53 PM
|
#4551
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
|
Need a ruling from PLF
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We need more lashings for all penalties under the Pirate Code. Culottes too high? 30 lashes. Puffy shirt too 1743? 30 lashes. Lash, lash, lash...
|
You're just all excited because you think the Code is referring to tongue lashes.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:54 PM
|
#4552
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Before walking to the truck to retrieve your cellphone naked, be sure your wife hasn't had the fence and hadges in the yard ripped down the day before.
Its my backyard. If I can't walk naked in the private areas of it, there's no use in being an American.
|
Damn straight. Pirates walk around naked wherever they please, and they'll keel haul any bastard who complains about it.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 04:57 PM
|
#4553
|
|
Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
keel haul
|
I have always thought the term was "Keyhole." I saw this on Mutiny on the Bounty when I was quite young and I thought it seemed fun. I didn't realize the mutinous pirate would die. I thought it was like a ride at an amusement park. But, then again, I thought the term was "keyhole." |
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:11 PM
|
#4554
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have always thought the term was "Keyhole." I saw this on Mutiny on the Bounty when I was quite young and I thought it seemed fun. I didn't realize the mutinous pirate would die. I thought it was like a ride at an amusement park. But, then again, I thought the term was "keyhole."
|
Uh oh. 50 lashes.
To your ass. With my hand.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:15 PM
|
#4555
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have always thought the term was "Keyhole." I saw this on Mutiny on the Bounty when I was quite young and I thought it seemed fun. I didn't realize the mutinous pirate would die. I thought it was like a ride at an amusement park. But, then again, I thought the term was "keyhole."
|
I think I'd rather be keel hauled then keyholed.
__________________
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:16 PM
|
#4556
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Why the Sudden Interest?!?
Of late, the dudes on my desk have taken a peculiar (to my mind, anyway) interest in why I didn't change my name to my husband's when we got married. I do use my husband's name for the kids' school stuff (e.g., when I signed up for a parent/teacher conference today, I used my first and his last name), but it's not "official" or anything. Is this really all that strange?
|
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:16 PM
|
#4557
|
|
No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 11
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
|
Off my corner, ho! |
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:20 PM
|
#4558
|
|
Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
ABBAKiss
I have always thought the term was "Keyhole." I saw this on Mutiny on the Bounty when I was quite young and I thought it seemed fun. I didn't realize the mutinous pirate would die. I thought it was like a ride at an amusement park. But, then again, I thought the term was "keyhole."
|
Unless you're talking about the Butt Pirates. |
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:21 PM
|
#4559
|
|
Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
|
Why the Sudden Interest?!?
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
. . . the dudes on my desk . . .
|
I think you must work in a more interesting place than do most of us. |
|
|
|
|
10-19-2005, 05:21 PM
|
#4560
|
|
Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
|
Another stupid list
Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
I think I'd rather be keel hauled then keyholed.
|
Exactly. |
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
