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10-20-2005, 02:17 PM
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#4801
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Paging MR
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Would NFH be less boring if she was tossing your salad? Penske says she's hot.
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Like Bush, Penske lies!
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Boogers!
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10-20-2005, 02:19 PM
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#4802
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
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[true story] Normally I am a progressive, but I just assumed my first wife would take my last name. A month before the wedding the issue came up in earnest, and she was balking. For a two day period the wedding was actually off, but then we decided on a compromise. We would compete to see who took the other's last name. If I won, she took mine, and if she won, I took hers. I suggested a sporting contest, a pure physical contest, a (metric)mile running race on the track. At first glance this did not seem fair as the only chick in Chicago at the time, whom I knew of, who was faster than me was Jenny Spangler. So, being a sportman of the fairest order, I agreed to spot her 800 metres. I nipped her after the last turn in the final 50 with a ferocious finishing kick in 4:21. My fastest mile ever (hi coltrane). [/true story]
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You married someone who couldn't run an 800 (700?) in 4:21? Weak! |
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10-20-2005, 02:20 PM
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#4803
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Paging MR
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Would NFH be less boring if she was tossing your salad?
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There is not enough dressing in the world.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-20-2005, 02:20 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
2. But if you try to go shorter than that (i.e. if you see a great price for great cords, but they're only a 32" inseam), you'll regret it.
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Speaking of which, are cords still fashionable? Haven't busted 'em out yet this year, and don't want to if they're not, you know, kool and shit.
Of course, 'round here, denim, fleece, and gore-tex are the height of fashion, so I can't really fuck up too badly.
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10-20-2005, 02:21 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Another stupid list
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Speaking of which, are cords still fashionable? Haven't busted 'em out yet this year, and don't want to if they're not, you know, kool and shit.
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Faconnable and Tommy Bahama say yes. But not wide wale this year. If I were you, I'd avoid the Ralph Lauren cords. They seem a little "pirate."
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 10-20-2005 at 02:26 PM..
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10-20-2005, 02:21 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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To Str8
Who do like in the Series, so that I can go the other way, given how your football picks last week showed that you appear to have returned to your sucky form?
Seriously, Chicago at -115 looks good to me. Their pitching staff is more tan, ready, and rested than Nixon was in '80. And they just have that feel. I am waiting for the Chicago in 5 prop bet to be posted.
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10-20-2005, 02:23 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If I met a woman with the last name "Loblaw," I would immediately marry her and change my first name to "Bob." It's that good.
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Wonder if GWNC has pointed this out already . . . but Bob Loblaw is a real guy, and founder of the very successful Canadian grocery chain "Loblaws." |
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10-20-2005, 02:32 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
California can now join Italy, Scythia, and Peru in having its very own ice mummy. However, he won't get a cute Bronze Age name like "Ötzi" or "Jeremy Bentham." More likely he'll wind up with a Jazz Age name like Bill, or Jim, or Joe.
How long before str8 claims to have known him?
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No can do, but my wife was at a fashion show last night, and breathlessly recounted to me how she was sitting very near Dr. Mrs. McDreamy (Grey's Anatomy), and much more importantly, Kristin Cavaleiri (Laguna Beach, the Real O.C.). There were many questions I wanted to ask, but did not, for the sake of marital harmony. |
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10-20-2005, 02:33 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Wonder if GWNC has pointed this out already . . . but Bob Loblaw is a real guy, and founder of the very successful Canadian grocery chain "Loblaws."
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An excellent chain, which my soon-to-be-ex-father-in-law called "Low-blaws", not "Lahblaws", because he was quirky.
Divorce update - it should be final in 3 weeks. hooray!
et fix phonetic stuff.
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 10-20-2005 at 02:37 PM..
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10-20-2005, 02:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Finally...a new poll
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
LOTR was nothing compared to some the crap forced down our throats. Come on:
"A Separate Peace"?
"Catcher in the Rye?"
"The Old Man and the Sea"?
[And as I referred to earlier, I nearly burned down my high school for making us read that Dreiser book]
So go ahead - name the worst books your teachers forced you to read:
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No contest -- same teacher made us read "Not Wanted On The Voyage" (Timothy Findlay) and "Handmaid's Tale" (Margaret Atwood). I think it was 10th grade English.
Surprised you didn't like Catcher in the Rye though. I never read it until relatively late in life, but it always brings a smile to my face when I flip through it. |
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10-20-2005, 02:38 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Fucking Hell it's the Book Club
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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I like the softer more zaftig Nicole. [sigh]
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-20-2005, 02:40 PM
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#4812
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Paging MR
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Like Bush, Penske lies!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-20-2005, 02:46 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Finally...a new poll
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Originally posted by dtb
I have never made it through a Dickens book. And Lord knows I've tried. I don't know why, but I just can't make it past the first few chapters.
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I think I posted about it here (or maybe it was at the other, now ad-filled place), but I picked up A Tale of Two Cities while bored at my M-I-L's place one holiday, and thought that it was very good. As a lad, I couldn't get past the first chapter, so I relied upon the Classic Comics version/Cliff's Notes.
It works both ways, too. I now can't stand a lot of sci-fi stuff I loved as a teenager. Heinlein was a fascist. And LOTR is incomprehensible (ha!) in many, many, many parts. |
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10-20-2005, 02:52 PM
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#4814
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Halle Berry
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10-20-2005, 02:55 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Halle Berry
It's not like her breasts aren't getting supported by that form fitting band of blue fabric, although I confess that I don't know if that would provide that much support if one had Dunstian breasts.
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