Meh.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) I was waiting for a car full of elderly people to come get me, and I was stuffed on Cornbread and Pie and coudln't bear to stand in the 120 degrees. Old folks take FOREVER to move.

2) See 1. ALso, there were no benches and the sidewalk was preternaturally clean.

3) I ate at Marie Callenders. Bc I was visiting old people and they liked that place. They were nto the elder Paigows. Someone else's old people.

3.5) Being my first trip to the desert, in August, I did not realize a sidewalk could be so hot as to burn your ass. I didnt think frying eggs on a sidewalk was a literal expression. Because I am fron the Northeast.

Does that clear things up?

Somewhat. But it does seem odd to categorically thrash a city for what would appear to be a set of circumstances that are, if not exactly odd, unlikely to be repeated by many.

Except for the not realizing the sidewalk would be hot thing. That's just weird.

Originally posted by spookyfish
What kind of pie?

I may not have had any as I was in a bulimic phase and I didn't think that purging would be appropriate in a bathroom so overrun with oldsters. Respek.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. their school makes the average liberal look like a republican.

You can send them to boarding school in Spokane.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

3.5) Being my first trip to the desert, in August, I did not realize a sidewalk could be so hot as to burn your ass. I didnt think frying eggs on a sidewalk was a literal expression. Because I am fron the Northeast.

Does that clear things up?

Also, remember to use oven mitts if you want to drive a car. Or buckle a seat belt.

Originally posted by baltassoc
Somewhat. But it does seem odd to categorically thrash a city for what would appear to be a set of circumstances that are, if not exactly odd, unlikely to be repeated by many.

Except for the not realizing the sidewalk would be hot thing. That's just weird.

Please pay attention. I cannot believe I have to spell this out. My one sentence story covered all of Phoenix's problems:

1) Marie Callender's is a typical restuarnat

2) Its so clean you can sit on the sidewalk, which has that post-pynchonian thing that OC suffers from

3) Its so hot you can burn your ass on the sidewalk.

Could someone take Shape Shifter off my Ignore List? The reason for him to be there is now moot.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Could someone take Shape Shifter off my Ignore List? The reason for him to be there is now moot.

Ignore lists are subject to the power of moot?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You can send them to boarding school in Spokane.

I'm trying to getting them internships with the Mayor.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I don't home-school my kids and you know that, however, if it was a choice between public and nothing, I would consider it.

Just don't school them in English.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by spookyfish

How did they rope George Will into posing for one of those "The Dog" pictures?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Could someone take Shape Shifter off my Ignore List? The reason for him to be there is now moot.

Another Festivus Miracle!!!!!!!! :band:


eta: CONFIDENTIAL TO PAIGOW: Does this mean the insurgency is back on?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just don't school them in English.

That is what grammar check is for.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
That is what grammar check is for.

Hey! I'm American!

[NotFromHere]

Looks waxy.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I won a contest.

Did you win a burned ass?