Meh. - Page 78

10-27-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Rosie? Sally got NO votes. I'm trying to focus these peopel.

Hank, its time for you to come clean anbd show your post number. NOne of this bilmoer, old guy shit.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
It would be like fucking you.

Or perhaps tit-fucking you?

Mr. Man · 10-27-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are CALLED the same thing. But they are distinguishable, I agree.

Thusly, I stand rebuffed. Thoust did not revealest that yon boarde had switched to ye olde slang of yesteryear.

Man of Mister

pony_trekker · 10-27-2005, 05:55 PM

A quite creative but complex costume (thought up by the quite creative pony jr.)

Calvin and Hobbes

He actually tracked down who he thought was Bill Watterson and sent him an email asking him "Will you ever start writing Calvin and Hobbes again?" to which he received the following response:

"No."

LessinSF · 10-27-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
FWIW, Taxwonk is all about giving, and a great cuddler. Perfect for a needy, shy, previously hurt lover like Hank.

You can see Wonk in the pic in this article - http://www.dailycal.org/article.php?id=20166 (SFW, news article) .

Hank Chinaski · 10-27-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hank, its time for you to come clean anbd show your post number. NOne of this bilmoer, old guy shit.

Once you've changed you can't just go back. It would require Mr. Roescghjy going back and counting all my posts manually. It's bad enough that he has had to read them all once w/o making him do that. I'm more than you and less than Fringey. Isn't that close enough?

LessinSF · 10-27-2005, 05:56 PM

[edited because I am a spazz].

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Isn't it more of a disgust with the fact that they smoked when she was pregnant?

That child was genetically doomed from the gate. Any chemicals added to that witches brew of mangled chromosomes could only improve the result.

10-27-2005, 05:57 PM

I just called this dentist to make an appointment and the outgoing message listed a name of this bitter, stoner guy I went to college with as his partner. This guy and I used to both tour with the dead and he lived in my dorm and had like eight bongs. His girlfriend dumped him and he was mean about it for years.

Now he is a dentist. Is it the laughing gas?

Pretty Little Flower · 10-27-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet fucking you is like, you just finished a real long tedious jury trial, and the Jury has been out for two days and you're just waiting for the verdict- sitting and waiting- and you hope it ends favorably for you, but mostly you just want to be done with it.

I bet fucking you is like going out on a recruiting lunch with a candidate who has grades that don't really cut it, but she is a relative of a friend of one of your partners, and the place you having lunch has good food and the candidate is kind of hot, but then just as you get your food you remember that you have a conference call scheduled for a pretrial conference at 1:00, so you get up and apologize and sprint all the way back to the office, and it is a hot day and you are all sweaty, and then you realize that the conference call is actually tomorrow.

LessinSF · 10-27-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
they found some - I think it was last year. I'll try to find a linky.

hmm. maybe it was an Onion article I read. Damn.

Or a Jasper Fforde book.

spookyfish · 10-27-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought his son had a team in South Carolina.

He was just an unbelievable person. The stuff he pulled off, the ideas he had, etc. There has never been anyone like him.

Hmm. I've lost track then. I thought he was involved in the St. Paul team with Bill Murray and a few other guys. Where's bilmore when you need him?

Agreed. I don't think there ever will be another like him, either.

notcasesensitive · 10-27-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, if play this game with his wife....

But, as quoted before - http://www.bartleby.com/59/3/whatsgoodfor.html

It is a gender thing. The whole point, according to Bartelby (and from my understanding generally) is that it is a what's good for one sex is good for the other phrase. Your attempted thingy up there doesn't work. Unless maybe if his wife tied him to a table and spanked him or your wife tied you to a table and spanked you. Wow this has not been worth the effort.

No one is with me on this?

Mr. Man · 10-27-2005, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What happened to Sally and Rosie?

And I also have roast beef with yorkshire pudding at Xmas. And a red cabbage dish that involves bacon grease.

So I take that to mean you will not be accompanying us to a ritzy beach restaurant for our traditional Thanksgiving vegetarian Tofurky Day dinner? Pumpkin squash soup with roasted autumn vegetables and animal-free stuffing, yum.

ltl/fb · 10-27-2005, 05:59 PM

It seems very shiny.

If the picture doesn't work, then here is a link: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...nal/27bush.jpg