Waiting for Fitzgerald

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You moved from Texas to California. How can you possibly know this?

If you move to the right places, there is walking to be done in both Texas and California.



Ps. Note to Hank: I am not an admin and I have no moderator rights on Politics. Your ha ha jokes would work better if you accused me of messing with your posts on FB. They wouldn't be necessarily any funnier, but they would be conceptually possible.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you move to the right places, there is walking to be done in both Texas and California.



Ps. Note to Hank: I am not an admin and I have no moderator rights on Politics. Your ha ha jokes would work better if you accused me of messing with your posts on FB. They wouldn't be necessarily any funnier, but they would be conceptually possible.

Perhaps you financially incented me, in a cash monetary way, to affect the order of the posts, iykwim. I'm a greedy Republicanesque capitalistically imperialististata industrialist and thus inherently open to financial motivation.

[dl dl][living in the past] Plus the crush thing[/living in the past] [/dl dl]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You moved from Texas to California. How can you possibly know this?

I'm a rebel. LA is better for walking to things because the weather is almost always nice. Unfortunately the only comprehensive grocery store w/in a mile of me closed while they are redoing the whole shopping center type thingy, so I no longer walk for groceries. I have my limits.

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Perhaps you financially incented me, in a cash monetary way, to affect the order of the posts, iykwim. I'm a greedy Republicanesque capitalistically imperialististata industrialist and thus inherently open to financial motivation.

[dl dl][living in the past] Plus the crush thing[/living in the past] [/dl dl]

I did mention Penske is Barred for life once Paigow takes over for Rt, didn't I?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ps. Note to Hank: I am not an admin and I have no moderator rights on Politics. Your ha ha jokes would work better if you accused me of messing with your posts on FB. They wouldn't be necessarily any funnier, but they would be conceptually possible.

I really need to learn how to abuse my Super Mod powers more. Other than making the occasional random, Not Disclosed, but amusing to me edits to the posts of others, that is.

[SlaveNoMore]

Ty@50
I did mention Penske is Barred for life once Paigow takes over for Rt, didn't I?

I thought you said I wasn't dead.

I guess - alternately - hell freezes over in 2015.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey man. She called you guys out. One of your own. Committed treason to speak the truth.

What truth? That loony liberal men are really good at hot, tantric sex? Well, I can't imagine that would be too much of a compliment since the second they start chattering about oil, the UN, or foreign policy, I tune them out and either: (1) picture them naked doing what they did earlier; or (2) mentally prepare my shopping list or ponder whether "clumping" types of kitty litter are worth it. Post orgasm, these men morph into silly children who look good under my gold-colored sateen sheets. (NTTAWWT)

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What do you do, keep the trough on the balcony?

Penske, WWJD?

Hypocrisy is one of the worst sins.

S_A_M

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.

Leave Slave out of this, Chinaski.

S_A_M

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
What truth? That loony liberal men are really good at hot, tantric sex? Well, I can't imagine that would be too much of a compliment since the second they start chattering about oil, the UN, or foreign policy, I tune them out and either: (1) picture them naked doing what they did earlier; or (2) mentally prepare my shopping list or ponder whether "clumping" types of kitty litter are worth it. Post orgasm, these men morph into silly children who look good under my gold-colored sateen sheets. (NTTAWWT)

Diane -

How do you rate socially liberal, fiscally conservative men?

I assume you figure we're as selfish in the sack as our political views would indicate, but I'm hoping to be surprised.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Penske, WWJD?

Hypocrisy is one of the worst sins.

S_A_M

I'm not sure WJWD, but for me, I would go with the low-fat granola and just store it in the house (I would buy it in limited quantitiues to ensure freshness), but I did not want to inject my morality into the question so as to make fringey uncomfortable or feel pressured.

I think that approach is more true to the game than hypocratical.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think that approach is more true to the game than hypocratical.

So I take it you're anti-death penalty?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Diane -

How do you rate socially liberal, fiscally conservative men?

I assume you figure we're as selfish in the sack as our political views would indicate, but I'm hoping to be surprised.

Aren't you averse to roast beef sandwich or whatever the phraseology is? Sounds selfish to me, no offence, you know I love you, platonically, in an on the internet sort of way.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

Foie gras... Is there anything more overpriced/overrated? I just don't get the whole organ meat thing. I mean, I'll have some on a cracker if its being served. But the whole gelatinous mashed-up organ meat or fat-engorged liver thing just seems like high priced dog food to me.

I get the caviar and vodka thing, however. Superchilled Ketel One is a perfect chaser for caviar or lox and capers and onions.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Aren't you averse to roast beef sandwich or whatever the phraseology is? Sounds selfish to me, no offence, you know I love you, platonically, in an on the internet sort of way.

1. I can palm a basketball;
2. I do eat the roast beef... It just bores me; and
3. If I can get a chick off well by fucking her and using parts other than my tongue, what should it matter to her?