Meh.

[dtb]

Originally posted by baltassoc
And people ask me why I got involved with a woman eight states away I met over the Internet.

Well you've got to admit, it IS a little strange. Eight states?

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
Why is everyone trying to hurt me today?

TM

It's all that bullshit you told between 2001 and 2005.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, no. Coors Light is far and away the crappiest beer ever.

You need to qualify that statement with something about beers that have an advertising budget, because Coor's Light is not the world's worst beer:

e.g.


and the worst I had in college I can't remember the name of, but the second bottle I drank had a cigarette butt in it, and I couldn't tell by the taste. Coor's Light is better than that beer.

[SlaveNoMore]

baltassoc
And people ask me why I got involved with a woman eight states away I met over the Internet.

Eight???

Dude. That's minor league. Triple A. J.V.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by dtb
Well you've got to admit, it IS a little strange. Eight states?

We could do it in four if he didn't have such an aversion to Arkansas.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
Well you've got to admit, it IS a little strange. Eight states?

And not just little Rhode Islands either! Actual moderately-sized to big states.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, no. Coors Light is far and away the crappiest beer ever.

Ah yes, the Rocky Mountain Deer Piss.
And that stupid Love Train song they play while people are sweating at the game and the trainload of the "coldest tasting beer" arrives.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You ned to qualify that statement with something about beer that have an advertising budget, because Coor's Light is not the world's worst beer:

e.g.


and the worst i had in college I can't remember the name of, except the second bottle I drank had a cigarette butt in it, and I couldn't tell by the taste.

This is your best post ever.

[NotFromHere]

SANTA CLARA, Calif. - The San Francisco 49ers signed Jesse Palmer on Tuesday after losing their top two quarterbacks to injuries.

Palmer was a fourth-round pick out of Florida by the New York Giants in 2001 and remained with the team until being released before this season. He started the final game of the 2003 season for New York and completed 63 of 120 passes for 562 yards, three touchdowns and four interceptions for the Giants.

And you all remember Jesse as "The Bachelor." Whatever happened to the law school chick he asked to marry?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. You complete me.

Love the Precisions.

Posts like this prove that we will likely never see another newber on this board. Is it even English?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Pie-eaters are a lucky bunch, it seems.

Raisin-pie eaters?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My mom used to make something that she called a Purple Cow involving milk and grape juice. I think it was a concoction designed to make us want to drink more milk.

I actually like diet coke and skim milk, sometimes even with a little chocolate syrup. It's kind of like an egg cream.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Eight???

Dude. That's minor league. Triple A. J.V.

Hmm. I've got to think about this.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, no. Coors Light is far and away the crappiest beer ever.

Originally posted by baltassoc
And people ask me why I got involved with a woman eight states away I met over the Internet.

Because you got too drunk on Coors light one night?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hmm. I've got to think about this.

From Florida you can cut a lot of corners by heading over water.