Meh.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is bullshit. I invented immaturity. Stand in line, mofos.

For your generation perhaps. There were others who blazed the trial before you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
For your generation perhaps. There were others who blazed the trial before you.

2. And I first realized I was an adult when I set up the Hank sock. I committed to always be truthful and honest in every post. It just seemed childish to lie. But clearly this isn't a universal standard because others who claim to be "adults" lie here about themselves all the time.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. And I first realized I was an adult when I set up the Hank sock. I committed to always be truthful and honeast in every post. It just seemed childish to lie. But clearly this isn't a universal standard because others who claim to be "adults" lie here about themselves all the time.

2. I question whether or not Spanky's GF is really Serbian. Did he see her passpourt?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I think he meant Urethra Franklin.

Urethra is a GREAT word. Like polyuerethane. Or Chlamydia. I plan to put it into the rotation.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Urethra is a GREAT word. Like polyuerethane. Or Chlamydia. I plan to put it into the rotation.

Bonus points if you can use all 3 in a substantive sentence.

[Hank Chinaski]

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
[DELETED UNCOOL POST]

[confidential to Hank] Since I knew you would eventually delete that post, I have saved the post to my harddrive. I will personally send it to anyone who would like it as an example of your finely honed maturity and class. No offence. [/confidential to Hank]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[confidential to Hank] Since I knew you would eventually delete that post, I have saved the post to my harddrive. I will personally send it to anyone who would like it as an example of your finely honed maturity and class. No offence. [/confidential to Hank]

the link broke or it'd still be up.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Bonus points if you can use all 3 in a substantive sentence.

While purchasing polyuerethane for a home improvement project I was unaware of my urethra, largely because I do not have chlamydia.

"Ping. Pow!

[ABBAKiss]

I hate it when I have to work on a Sunday and no one wants to play with me. I know where I can find some Heineken in the office and I think I just might. Because THATS. HOW. I. ROLL.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I hate it when I have to work on a Sunday and no one wants to play with me. I know where I can find some Heineken in the office and I think I just might. Because THATS. HOW. I. ROLL.

Indeed. One of the benefits of having one's name on the coffee cups is also having the key to the booze cabinet. Since the Piggly-Wiggly executives tend to be bourbon drinkers, I'll hoist a Knob Creek in your honor as I get ready for a deposition tomorrow. (Sadly, it's not a "deposition.")

[Not Bob]

Not as interesting an article as I thought it would be.

Alternative re line: "In the butt, Bob."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Not as interesting an article as I thought it would be.

Alternative re line: "In the butt, Bob."

Are you preparing to depose Brad Pitt?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I hate it when I have to work on a Sunday and no one wants to play with me. I know where I can find some Heineken in the office and I think I just might. Because THATS. HOW. I. ROLL.

Hey, it its any consolation to you whatsoever, I SHOULD be at the office, but am too hungover to go in. So I will go in at five am tomorrow. Because THATS.HOW.I.ROLL

I havent experenced a hangove rlike this in quite some time It remoinds me of why I have curtailed my rock n roll lifestyle. Too old.

Oh, and PS, one of the best uses of "Ping! Pow!. Ever.

Someone, who I doubtg is sunnybunny, has changed my sig line Perhaps someone who thinks he can earn a penny by outing people and fucking with their profile? Sugar, not vinegar attacts the flies, WaWa.