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11-17-2005, 04:01 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Confidential to Not Bob
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Originally posted by dc_chef
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Up to XXXXXL. Nice.
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Boogers!
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11-17-2005, 04:04 PM
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#4367
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by dtb
Yes! Even at the computer!
Thank heavens for the uncrackable pig latin code.
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Ewwhay!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-17-2005, 04:05 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am sad to have missed the tackling part.
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Speaking of tackling, only in Texas . . .
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3466940
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-17-2005, 04:14 PM
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#4369
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Ouch...
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Soccer is really, really gay.
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Bulgaria beat Mexico last night 3-0 in Reliant Stadium.
I got a call last night to confirm the score, because my sister is currently stalking the one Bulgarian that lives in town, and she wanted to see if he was going to make it out of the stadium alive or not.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-17-2005, 04:24 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Confidential to Not Bob
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Fruity shot" is actually a fisting reference.
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Ah, got it.
Mr. Man, did the vicodin give you a stomach ache? |
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11-17-2005, 04:36 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Confidential to Not Bob
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Fruity shot" is actually a fisting reference.
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Receiving.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-17-2005, 04:37 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Confidential to Not Bob
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Receiving.
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FTR, dtb invented the "giving or receiving" question.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-17-2005, 04:39 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Ouch...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
... my sister is currently stalking the one Bulgarian that lives in town ...
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How Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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Boogers!
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11-17-2005, 04:52 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ouch...
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Originally posted by LessinSF
How Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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Yes. He's even a former Quiddich for the national team. Though there's been some mistranslation and he thinks that our word for "Quiddich" is "hockey."
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-17-2005, 04:55 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to
Immediately throw away the tights that have shot elastic at the waist band.
Do NOT rationalize their retention in the sock drawer with the idea that you'll wear them under trousers instead of skirts so the elastic waistband doesn't really matter.
I've been pulling at my crotch all day trying to get these damned things back up, and walking has been an interesting adventure. I feel like my six-year-old sister at my aunt's wedding, who spent the entire ceremony standing on the altar pulling at her tights through her blue taffita dress for a full hour and a half long Catholic mass. My uncle says watching her squirm and trying not to laugh was the only thing that got him through the ceremony.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-17-2005, 04:59 PM
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#4376
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Confidential to Not Bob
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
FTR, dtb invented the "giving or receiving" question.
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FTR, I was not asking the question, but asserting the only possible answer.
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11-17-2005, 05:01 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Story about tights
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I learned this during church as well. I was perhaps 10 and had BEGGED my mom to wear nylons to church. She finally relented, but gave me a pair of hers and, obviously, these did not fit. So I left church midway through, went to the bathroom and removed the nylons, and then returned to church and handed the wadded up stockings to my mom to place in her purse. |
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11-17-2005, 05:08 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Immediately throw away the tights that have shot elastic at the waist band.
Do NOT rationalize their retention in the sock drawer with the idea that you'll wear them under trousers instead of skirts so the elastic waistband doesn't really matter.
I've been pulling at my crotch all day trying to get these damned things back up, and walking has been an interesting adventure. I feel like my six-year-old sister at my aunt's wedding, who spent the entire ceremony standing on the altar pulling at her tights through her blue taffita dress for a full hour and a half long Catholic mass. My uncle says watching her squirm and trying not to laugh was the only thing that got him through the ceremony.
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This story makes me sad. You are fidgiting and fighting against things that truthfully bother you, but might well be ignored by others. The best advice to you might be to just ignore it, and get on with your work- but to you the discomfort is real, and cannot be ignored.
When I realize that I would defend your right to fidgit, I am ashamed that I did not speak up to defend Paigow, albeit from my position low on the totem pole.
Surely her discomfort, while best ignored, was real.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-17-2005 at 05:16 PM..
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11-17-2005, 05:15 PM
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#4379
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This story makes me sad. You are figiting and fighting against things that truthfully bother you, but might well be ignored by others. The best advice to you might be to just ignore it, and get on with your work- but to you the discomfort is real, and cannot be ignored.
When I realize that I would defend your right to figit, I am ashamed that I did not speak up to defend Paigow, albeit from my position low on the totem pole.
Surely her discomfort, while best ignored, was real.
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I'm pretty sure that figiting, whatever that is, is a privilege, not a right.
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11-17-2005, 05:16 PM
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#4380
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
reminds me of the move I have now perfected:
Impatient person behind me tries to walk past me to get to the revolving door first, I block the lane, go through slowly, then when I get out move left-right-left-right so he can't pass me and misses his elevator. I never lose that one now.
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If I was behind you and you tried this, you would find your head in the revolving door, while I used my shoulder to get it going -- wondering why it won't revolve.
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