Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never understood people who say Jews don't celebrate Xmas. Since I was a kid, we've had all my sister's and my jewish friends in the area stop by and get shitfaced on Xmas with us. They have nothing else to do, so why not get liquored up with the goys?

you do know they killed Jesus, don't you?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I like Mexican horns.

To address my issues with the Boss head on, I listened to Rosalita last nite.

I'm not sure, but I think it might be worse than Scenes from an Italian Resturant.

(AoN, June wrote "Ring of Fire")

"Rosalita" is, sadly, overplayed. I completely tune it out. You should have listened to "New York City Serenade" or "4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you do know they killed Jesus, don't you?

I'd have killed him too. He was fucking with their shit. You don't go around slapping loan officers and telling people to stop working and not anger middle upper management. The Romans were shit for corporate governance.

It was the right strategic move at the time. Alas, it had some long term cost issues no one expected later. Hurt the company a bit, but still a sound move at the time.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, please. He doesn't know from Jesus.

I'm pretty sure he had no idea there was such a thing as a non-Jew until he was 6 years old, and started going to a secular school.

The staff is all Jewish?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
watch the robot bottle bud V. bud light commercial.

Bud Bowl I was perhaps the most scintilating competition ever on a television commercial. At least until the mud wrestling fight.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd have killed him too. He was fucking with their shit. You don't go around slapping loan officers and telling people to stop working and not anger middle upper management. The Romans were shit for corporate governance.

It was the right strategic move at the time. Alas, it had some long term cost issues no one expected later. Hurt the company a bit, but still a sound move at the time.

Philly people are so short sighted- cut TO- now you say it made sense to kill Jesus? TO produced touchdowns- Jesus can turn 5 fish into thousands. People with sales ability should know to work with tempermental talent like that and get to something that benefits the firm.

[dtb]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
The staff is all Jewish?

Perhaps the janitor isn't Jewish - and I think maybe one of his teachers (out of 9 teachers) wasn't tribal. Otherwise - yes. We are an insular people.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
the janitor isn't Jewish -

kinahara!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm with you. I've been divorced for almost a year, and went through an intense relationship with another person during that time that ended in utter confusion. I will probably never even have a steady boyfriend again, let alone get married.

If you read between the lines, this means that I am now accepting applications from married or otherwise attached men who want flings.

HAHAHAHAHA!

What about married or otherwise attached women who want flings?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Philly people are so short sighted- cut TO- now you say it made sense to kill Jesus? TO produced touchdowns- Jesus can turn 5 fish into thousands. People with sales ability should know to work with tempermental talent like that and get to something that benefits the firm.

Dude, Jesus could not be merged into the business model. Guy was a loose cannon. Like having Val Kilmer on the set... You never know what he'd say to the media and his riders were worse than Liz Taylor in her heyday. Who the fuck needs a 12 person entourage anymore? Robert Fucking Evans wouldn't suffer that kind of prima donna shit.

The only sports analogy that applies is Jim Brown. I will always look at Jesus and Jim Brown with the same lament... "What if they'd just stuck with it and shut their mouths?"

Jesus really could have made something of himself. He could have been a The "It" God, but he settled for that three man act he's got going...

BTW, the Holy Ghost needs to be placed on waivers. He's worse than Curly Joe. Bring nothing to the scene. Nada... They gotta cut him and bring in Krishna or maybe Muhammed. Give a little taste to those angry Muslims...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
kinahara!

Is that Japanese? It appears to follow the rules.

How can it only be Tuesday morning???

For those of you in cold places, I offer this: a coworker put on gloves to walk about a mile yesterday. It was maybe 55, at the lowest. I laughed.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that Japanese? It appears to follow the rules.

How can it only be Tuesday morning???

For those of you in cold places, I offer this: a coworker put on gloves to walk about a mile yesterday. It was maybe 55, at the lowest. I laughed.

Walking?!? In LA?!? That is funny.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


For those of you in cold places, I offer this: a coworker put on gloves to walk about a mile yesterday. It was maybe 55, at the lowest. I laughed.

Why would you laugh at a lady attiring herself properly for an excursion in public?

Suffice to say, I shan't be inviting you to the ball or an opera. (Not even La Boheme)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What about married or otherwise attached women who want flings?

I think the appropriate description of those wanting flings is:

Everyone

Monogamy is wrong and a crime against nature. But whatthefuckareyougonnado? Its the system we got. Its like taxes or gas prices. Nothing can be done. Selah...

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Philly people are so short sighted- cut TO- now you say it made sense to kill Jesus? TO produced touchdowns- Jesus can turn 5 fish into thousands. People with sales ability should know to work with tempermental talent like that and get to something that benefits the firm.

That's why Philly hasn't won shit and Bill Parcells and Jimmy Johnson have rings on all their fingers.