Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Fugee]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A kid'll eat ivy too.

Wouldn't you?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.

You are all rat bastards, and I feel so left out. Shifty, this is not an invitation to call me.

Don't tell anyone, but I heard that paigow and Slave once had sex. I think they want to keep that sort of quiet.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Don't tell anyone, but I heard that paigow and Slave once had sex. I think they want to keep that sort of quiet.

Who?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.

You are all rat bastards, and I feel so left out. Shifty, this is not an invitation to call me.

Someone blabbed about ncs and Mr. Man? I figured that one would stay under wraps for at least a few more months.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Someone blabbed about ncs and Mr. Man? I figured that one would stay under wraps for at least a few more months.

Uh. RT, as you know "Mr. Man" is just a sock that I invented so as to make it seem like I could get a man (on the internet). Of course then I had to start hiring the "Mr. Man" actor to travel with me, so that my internet friends would think that he is a real person. All in all, this has been quite a costly lesson for me. I guess I should have fake broken up with "Mr Man" at some point, but this actor I've hired is quite cute and funny. His acting skills are meh, but he's still worth every penny of the $500 per hour I pay him (plus benefits).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Uh. RT, as you know "Mr. Man" is just a sock that I invented so as to make it seem like I could get a man (on the internet). Of course then I had to start hiring the "Mr. Man" actor to travel with me, so that my internet friends would think that he is a real person. All in all, this has been quite a costly lesson for me. I guess I should have fake broken up with "Mr Man" at some point, but this actor I've hired is quite cute and funny. His acting skills are meh, but he's still worth every penny of the $500 per hour I pay him (plus benefits).

do you need an understudy?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Uh. RT, as you know "Mr. Man" is just a sock that I invented so as to make it seem like I could get a man (on the internet). Of course then I had to start hiring the "Mr. Man" actor to travel with me, so that my internet friends would think that he is a real person. All in all, this has been quite a costly lesson for me. I guess I should have fake broken up with "Mr Man" at some point, but this actor I've hired is quite cute and funny. His acting skills are meh, but he's still worth every penny of the $500 per hour I pay him (plus benefits).

For $500 an hour, I will play your gf.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
For $500 an hour, I will play your gf.

You didn't see the part in there about learning a lesson?

Also neither of us likes girls enough.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You didn't see the part in there about learning a lesson?

Also neither of us likes girls enough.

Fringey is a girl?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


Anyhow, I read in another blog today the following:

• According to My War, by Colby Buzzell, masturbation is not only common in the field but it is considered an excellent way to stay awake while on guard duty. I will type up the relevant passage for you tonight.
  
  Who knew?

Who knew, indeed.

I don't buy it. If I were a terrorist, I'd attack 30 seconds after the guy came. He'd be asleep by then.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fringey is a girl?

It's hard to tell what with all the blubber. I mean, they could be man-boobs.

ncs, in my experience, there is no actual physical touching (in public, at least) between you and Mr. Man -- so I'm in the clear. Show me the money!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I don't buy it. If I were a terrorist, I'd attack 30 seconds after the guy came. He'd be asleep by then.

You are old too? What is this, some geezer community????

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's hard to tell what with all the blubber. I mean, they could be man-boobs.

I was thinking you look like Kirstie Alley. Now you're saying you're like Taxwonk if he were funny?

[notcasesensitive]

Huh.

NBC announced Tuesday that it had picked up The Apprentice for a sixth season. However, the reality series will be filmed in Los Angeles, as opposed to Manhattan, where the previous editions have taken place.[…]

[A]ccording to reality guru Mark Burnett, the move is at least partially due to the amount of business Trump is currently conducting on the West Coast.

“Donald has so many recent West Coast projects that it made perfect sense to change locations and along with it change the flavor of the weekly tasks,” Burnett said. “Seeing Donald operate in Southern California will provide yet more insight into his remarkable world.”

Anyone want to put money on which one of your intrepid LA lawtalkers will be first to happen upon the Apprenties mid-some humiliating task? I'll be scouring Hollywood and Highland, watching for the dress-up-in-costumes-and-stand-outside-Mann's task, and I think fringey has the watch-for-odd-promotions-at-Starbucks-on-the-Westside covered. str8 and gatti, what are your locations going to be?


ETA - I bet Gatti signs up for trolling Trump National West Coast or whatever the name of that course is. Damn you, Gatti, you'll probably win this one.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Huh.

Anyone want to put money on which one of your intrepid LA lawtalkers will be first to happen upon the Apprenties mid-some humiliating task? I'll be scouring Hollywood and Highland, watching for the dress-up-in-costumes-and-stand-outside-Mann's task, and I think fringey has the watch-for-odd-promotions-at-Starbucks-on-the-Westside covered. str8 and gatti, what are your locations going to be?


ETA - I bet Gatti signs up for trolling Trump National West Coast or whatever the name of that course is. Damn you, Gatti, you'll probably win this one.

The really young guy works for NBC.