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11-30-2005, 01:52 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Just Because
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist MOIST!
Is "moist" more disliked than "cunt"?
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Ever since Morris started his advertising career, the only real association I have with the word moist is cat food.
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11-30-2005, 01:54 PM
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#272
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whiff, with an inexcusable cultural reference misspelling.
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Whiff backatcha. I was born long before Iron Buttterfly stole our chant.
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11-30-2005, 01:55 PM
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#273
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Crash
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Ahem...On other matters, did anyone see the movie Crash? To the extent reviewers applauded the film as showing the "shades of grey" of people who are racist, I think that's of shit.
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The only good thing I can about it is its not the Cronenborg movie from a few years back that bore the same name.
Preachy and too overt with its social commentary.
Cheadle is a fantastic actor. They need to get this guy better scripts
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11-30-2005, 01:55 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Huh.
Anyone want to put money on which one of your intrepid LA lawtalkers will be first to happen upon the Apprenties mid-some humiliating task? I'll be scouring Hollywood and Highland, watching for the dress-up-in-costumes-and-stand-outside-Mann's task, and I think fringey has the watch-for-odd-promotions-at-Starbucks-on-the-Westside covered. str8 and gatti, what are your locations going to be?
ETA - I bet Gatti signs up for trolling Trump National West Coast or whatever the name of that course is. Damn you, Gatti, you'll probably win this one.
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I'm sure there'll be someting near Rodeo Drive, and that's right where my new office is going to be as of Jan. 2, so I'm game. I think you're right about the stupid golf course where 3 holes fell into the ocean a few years back (before Trump bought it). That course is way too tricked out. |
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11-30-2005, 01:56 PM
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#275
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Trailer for a family movie called The Shining. (spree: sound)
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11-30-2005, 01:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm sure there'll be someting near Rodeo Drive, and that's right where my new office is going to be as of Jan. 2, so I'm game. I think you're right about the stupid golf course where 3 holes fell into the ocean a few years back (before Trump bought it). That course is way too tricked out.
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Rodeo and what? Will this new office have furniture? How are you liking sitting on the floor? |
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11-30-2005, 02:00 PM
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#277
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Just Because
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Ever since Morris started his advertising career, the only real association I have with the word moist is cat food.
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I don't think it appeals to the women. We are men - no words squick us out. Well, except for "penis catheter".
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11-30-2005, 02:02 PM
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#278
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Rodeo and what? Will this new office have furniture? How are you liking sitting on the floor?
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It's actually not on Rodeo. It's in the Sports Club building (aka the Endeavor building aka 9601 Wilshire). And I'm not there yet. It's my second-to-last week here at the studio. Today I get to dump files on my colleagues. Joy. And tomorrow, there's a big premiere at the Arclight where I will hopefully meet and begin woo-ing the next Mrs. Str8 (aka Charlize Theron). The fact that the current Mrs. Str8 will also be in attendance is but a trifle. |
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11-30-2005, 02:07 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Troubling inconsistancies
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You all know that I am as much a grammar and word usage Timmy as the next guy. That's why I was so troubled by what I just saw on a lunchtime run. I had to use the restroom so I stepped into a KFC.
On the outer restroom door was a sign saying how it is their goal to make sure the facility is "clean." I thought nothing of it until later- washing my hands I saw a sign ordering employees to:
wash and sanitize their hands.
The dual word usage troubles me. Shouldn't the door have said
"a sanitary facility?" " The instruction for the employee "sanitizing" process was only to apply some soap to the hands and tthen scrub a little. Shouldn't the public be able to expect the toilet to receive the same treatment?
It seems to me that they should change the sign on the door to read "you won't SEE anything too disgusting, but make sure your shots are up to date before entering."
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Written on a restroom wall of a gas station somewhere in East Texas:
"Fags suck dick"
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11-30-2005, 02:09 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Just Because
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist moist MOIST!
Is "moist" more disliked than "cunt"?
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I think the person most likely to be bothered by this post is no longer here.
And I like "cunt". It's evocative.
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11-30-2005, 02:12 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love the Stoli. I prefer the Stoli Crystal, just because it seems smoother, but there's nothing wrong - and everything right - about standard gool ole Stoli. Its the Heineken of vodka.
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I like some of the Van Gogh flavored vodkas. I recently discovered that cherry vodka mixed with Yoo-Hoo is a tasty concotion. But I had a hell of a hangover.
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11-30-2005, 02:12 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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New diversion
For those of you with plenty of time and a forgiving IT department, I give you this:
RateMyCameltoe.com .
spree: Read the url; what do you think?
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11-30-2005, 02:14 PM
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#283
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there anything wrong with Stoli? No one drinks it anymore. I still like it.
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I like Stoli, and drink it regularly. Stoli Vanil on the rocks, though perhaps a bit of an umbrella drink, is my fave.
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11-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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#284
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I like Stoli, and drink it regularly. Stoli Vanil on the rocks, though perhaps a bit of an umbrella drink, is my fave.
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Whatever happened to the cinammon Stoli? Man, that was good.
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11-30-2005, 02:25 PM
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#285
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I like some of the Van Gogh flavored vodkas. I recently discovered that cherry vodka mixed with Yoo-Hoo is a tasty concotion. But I had a hell of a hangover.
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Yeh, the vodka milkshake is bad news. Like AdL, my favorite flavored vodka is the Stoli vanilla. Its lethal. You can slug the shit like water. I've had those come-to-Jesus talks with myself at 8 pm on Saturday when I realize I've blown through a third of a bottle and we haven't even left for dinner yet. I hate that moment where you realize, although you're psyched to really tie one on at dinner, you've already had a pretty fair amount of booze.
"Great, I've got to drink beer for a the nexthour or so before I can start attacking the fun stuff again."
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