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11-30-2005, 04:02 PM
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#331
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Why the fuck would anyone waste an hour going to the supermarket?
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An hour? AN HOUR!!!???? I live less than a mile from my grocery store and I can be in and out in less than 15 minutes. Then again, I don't really cook, but still. AN HOUR!?!??? |
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11-30-2005, 04:03 PM
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#332
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I was trying to avoid sweeping generalizations about you.
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Good idea; that would be pretty undeserved.
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11-30-2005, 04:04 PM
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#333
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
"La cerveza por la raza" would be a good slogan. I love me some Pacifico. Fortunately you can buy it online from Vons.
Which brings up another point. I'm a recent convert to online grocery shopping. $5 delivery charge, with no tipping allowed? Why the fuck would anyone waste an hour going to the supermarket?
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I love going to the grocery store. And, when I was married, it afforded me an opportunity to make phone calls I didn't want the mister to hear.
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11-30-2005, 04:05 PM
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#334
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Do I get a cart? What do you think I am - an amateur?
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Last year, Christmas fell on a Saturday, and by state law, liquor stores have to be closed on Christmas Day. Additionally liquor stores have to be closed on Sundays by state law.
My brother and I did the run to Specs on Friday, and in the hour and a half that we were there our cart ran into the carts of about two dozen people we knew. Every ten minutes, the loudspeakers would remind everyone that they had to stock up for two days worth of alcohol due to the state-mandated closures. I think we cleared about $600, and we were trying to take it easy.
BTW, mini-bottles of vodka and scotch? Great stocking stuffers.
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11-30-2005, 04:05 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Ah - you're right. I was thinking the phrase was "he eats anything!!!!" But it is "he hates everything!!!!"
You are really good at a lot of things. I wish you were into chicks.
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Don't we all. |
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11-30-2005, 04:06 PM
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#336
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The Apprentice Waffleass
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Which brings up another point. I'm a recent convert to online grocery shopping. $5 delivery charge, with no tipping allowed? Why the fuck would anyone waste an hour going to the supermarket?
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Maybe to keep from having your assfat actually grow into the spaces between the chair cushions?
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11-30-2005, 04:12 PM
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#337
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Contest: What Does This Headline Mean?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If flinty was the recipient, he would need to be the one who washes.
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Yes dear. You are so picky sometimes, but I love you so.
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11-30-2005, 04:15 PM
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#338
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Contest: What Does This Headline Mean?
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes dear. You are so picky sometimes, but I love you so.
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If there were a rimming accident, would you want the emergency room personnel to see you all dirty? No.
And I was picking on Hank. |
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11-30-2005, 04:17 PM
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#339
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The Apprentice LA
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love going to the grocery store. And, when I was married, it afforded me an opportunity to make phone calls I didn't want the mister to hear.
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I hate the grocery store. But then again, I hate people.
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11-30-2005, 04:17 PM
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#340
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Contest: What Does This Headline Mean?
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If there were a rimming accident, would you want the emergency room personnel to see you all dirty?
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Why not? Get your money's worth.
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11-30-2005, 04:19 PM
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#341
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Contest: What Does This Headline Mean?
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If there were a rimming accident, would you want the emergency room personnel to see you all dirty? No.
And I was picking on Hank.
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You always did like Hank best.
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11-30-2005, 04:29 PM
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#342
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The Apprentice LA
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate the grocery store. But then again, I hate people.
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I like shopping for food a lot. But I detest the smug marrieds at Whole Foods with their produce and five different kinds of cheese. My produce and cheese are so much cooler - I shouldn't have to wait in line behind them. |
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11-30-2005, 04:34 PM
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#343
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The Apprentice LA
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like shopping for food a lot. But I detest the smug marrieds at Whole Foods with their produce and five different kinds of cheese. My produce and cheese are so much cooler - I shouldn't have to wait in line behind them.
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Huh. My Whole Foods runs are generally for 90 different varieties of Amy's frozen foods, beer and Whole Foods pre-made salad bar-type items. But I always end up going there hungry b/c it is a block away so it has become the "we don't feel like actually eating out, so let's just pick something up from Whole Foods and bring it home" option in my not-marrieds household.
In and out within 10 minutes unless not enough aisles are open. |
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11-30-2005, 04:37 PM
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#344
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The Apprentice LA
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Huh. My Whole Foods runs are generally for 90 different varieties of Amy's frozen foods, beer and Whole Foods pre-made salad bar-type items. But I always end up going there hungry b/c it is a block away so it has become the "we don't feel like actually eating out, so let's just pick something up from Whole Foods and bring it home" option in my not-marrieds household.
In and out within 10 minutes unless not enough aisles are open.
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Probably depends on the neighborhood. The Whole Foods in chelsea gets a different crowd from the Whole Foods in my neighborhood. It draws an annoying crowd.
eta - there is no beer at my Whole Foods. There used to be a wine store, but they closed it. I think this explains a lot. |
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11-30-2005, 04:41 PM
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#345
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Contest: What Does This Headline Mean?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If there were a rimming accident, would you want the emergency room personnel to see you all dirty? No.
And I was picking on Hank.
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You were whiffing on Hank. And don't worry about missing it Flinty, only a small handful of people can tell when Fringey whiffs.
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