Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
No, but all that (and more!) is available here:



And, my dear sebby, the MILFs who shop here all look like Rene Russo in "The Thomas Crown Affair." Rowr!

edited by Not Bob's Id to add: Insert an "edible sushi" joke, and you've got a winner!

My wife has a friend who looks like Rene. Crazy hot tall brunette. I loved her in college. Great chick in every regard.

Wife told me I made the brunette's list of "people I would have hooked up with in college, but never did." I see this woman every NY's Eve, and after about three drinks, its all I can do not to say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste."

Thats not cheating, is it?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife has a friend who looks like Rene. Crazy hot tall brunette. I loved her in college. Great chick in every regard.

Wife told me I made the brunette's list of "people I would have hooked up with in college, but never did." I see this woman every NY's Eve, and after about three drinks, its all I can do not to say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste."

Thats not cheating, is it?

If you say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste." and your wife says "OK" then it's OK.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats not cheating, is it?

It's only cheating if you get caught.

ETA: Also, recall the discussion from last year or a while ago anyway about how anal sex isn't really sex anyway so anal sex would also not be cheating.

ABBA(GENIUS)Kiss

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
. . . after about three drinks, its all I can do not to say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste."

Thats not cheating, is it?

Thinking about it and posting on an anonymous internet chat board for lawyers? Sadly, yes it is, my boy. Sorry.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife has a friend who looks like Rene. Crazy hot tall brunette. I loved her in college. Great chick in every regard.

Wife told me I made the brunette's list of "people I would have hooked up with in college, but never did." I see this woman every NY's Eve, and after about three drinks, its all I can do not to say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste."

Thats not cheating, is it?

hmmm. A minute ago you were saying you liked getting everything at one place.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Cynic. Next you'll be telling us that big agribusiness is lobbying to weaken the standards for labelling food as "organic."

My brother has been on a kick to make the family homestead more profitable, and (among other things) he's looked into turning us into an all-organic operation. It's a fucking pain in the ass to be certified as organic, especially in parts of the world where you have to fertilize your fields if anything is going to grow there and if you're downstream from other ranches that use pesticides and/or fertilizers.

And from all the people (buyers and sellers) we've talked to at the farmers markets, so long as you explain that your cattle are generally grass fed and haven't ever seen the inside of a feed lot, most people who care about such things are pretty ok with the lack of "organic" label on the beef/pork/chicken/whatever.

I have a feeling that we'll be joining the heritage livestock movement in the next couple of months. The jury is still out on whether or not there will be enough buy-in on his "hogs in the woods" idea (inspired by a long talk with these guys and the discovery that from piglet to 400 pound hog only takes a few months). Farmers market farmers, btw, are a great source of information.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And from all the people (buyers and sellers) we've talked to at the farmers markets, so long as you explain that your cattle are generally grass fed and haven't ever seen the inside of a feed lot, most people who care about such things are pretty ok with the lack of "organic" label on the beef/pork/chicken/whatever.

I'm also going to want to know whether you ever left any of the females alone with Shape Shifter.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife has a friend who looks like Rene. Crazy hot tall brunette. I loved her in college. Great chick in every regard.

Wife told me I made the brunette's list of "people I would have hooked up with in college, but never did." I see this woman every NY's Eve, and after about three drinks, its all I can do not to say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste."

Thats not cheating, is it?

Better go for it this year. By NY Eve '06, you'll be knockin' back the vodka in front of the tv while the old lady nurses the kid on the couch next to you.

You could probably get Penske to come over, though.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste." and your wife says "OK" then it's OK.

Remember when fringey and Sebby hated each other? Remember when fringey and Wonk hated each other? Ah, good times.

For the good of the board, fringey, pick someone to hate (not me) and let them have it. I take back eveything I've ever said about needing to be nice to people. It is overrated.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother has been on a kick to make the family homestead more profitable, and (among other things) he's looked into turning us into an all-organic operation. It's a fucking pain in the ass to be certified as organic, especially in parts of the world where you have to fertilize your fields if anything is going to grow there and if you're downstream from other ranches that use pesticides and/or fertilizers.

And from all the people (buyers and sellers) we've talked to at the farmers markets, so long as you explain that your cattle are generally grass fed and haven't ever seen the inside of a feed lot, most people who care about such things are pretty ok with the lack of "organic" label on the beef/pork/chicken/whatever.

I have a feeling that we'll be joining the heritage livestock movement in the next couple of months. The jury is still out on whether or not there will be enough buy-in on his "hogs in the woods" idea (inspired by a long talk with these guys and the discovery that from piglet to 400 pound hog only takes a few months). Farmers market farmers, btw, are a great source of information.

What about ostriches? Or alpacas?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Remember when fringey and Sebby hated each other? Remember when fringey and Wonk hated each other? Ah, good times.

For the good of the board, fringey, pick someone to hate (not me) and let them have it. I take back eveything I've ever said about needing to be nice to people. It is overrated.

Fuck off, bitch.

Seriously, have you ever told me to be nice to people? Huh.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fuck off, bitch.

Seriously, have you ever told me to be nice to people? Huh.

No no no no. It's "fuck off, skank." Or is that only on Fridays?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
What about ostriches? Or alpacas?

I have been routinely overrulled on my suggestion we raise Highland Cows on some silly notion that it's too hot in Texas for these adorable guys. I'm pretty sure that the alpacas will get similar treatment by the "what to do with the ranch" committee. Ostriches are a fucking pain in the ass to raise.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fuck off, bitch.

Seriously, have you ever told me to be nice to people? Huh.

I posted a "can't we all just get along" post once when you and Wonk were fighting. I formally retract it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
No no no no. It's "fuck off, skank." Or is that only on Fridays?

Actually, it's difficult for me to go all-out being mean to her. Stupid real-life social life concerns.