Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 32

ltl/fb · 12-01-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We should swap offices. We still have a/c at full capacity even though the highs have been in the upper 60s (well, there have been some brisk winds that would warrant a decrease in the a/c volume).

Someone who shall remain nameless (fringey) tried to blame the victim yesterday by insinuating that I wasn't doing all I could to stay warm. I will have you know I am now on day three of ncs closed toe shoe season, I drink hot tea as my main beverage at work AND I've been wearing sweaters everyday (today is the first outing of a cashmere one I bought last year that I am particularly fond of). Short of wearing a parka and gloves, I'm not sure what else to do.

I realized in the elevator on the way home that I should have held you, and comforted you, and told you that I, too, know what it’s like to experience cold. Instead, I got you a glass of water. I apologize.

12-01-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Pete over at A Perfectly Cormulent Blog gives his list of the Greatest Songs Ever Written About Anal Sex. Any others?

In 1984, a newly-reformed Deep Purple not only celebrated consensual sodomy in "Knocking at Your Back Door", but also presaged the Lawrence v. Texas ruling by the Supreme Court 20 years later, observing that "It's not against the law."

Hank Chinaski · 12-01-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Pete over at A Perfectly Cormulent Blog gives his list of the Greatest Songs Ever Written About Anal Sex. Any others?

Can you download these songs and get the files to Flower ASAP? I think Friday is "class song suggestion day" at his spin class. I bet Deep PUrple would be a good hill song.

taxwonk · 12-01-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I posted a "can't we all just get along" post once when you and Wonk were fighting. I formally retract it.

After all that soul-searching and the nights spent praying for patience? Fuck you and the non-organic horse you rode in on.

I don't have to worry about my real social life. It died years ago when the Princess came along and we moved to the burbs.

ltl/fb · 12-01-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
In 1984, a newly-reformed Deep Purple not only celebrated consensual sodomy in "Knocking at Your Back Door", but also presaged the Lawrence v. Texas ruling by the Supreme Court 20 years later, observing that "It's not against the law."

This would be an amusing theme for a pre-loaded iPod. Or, for a small fraction of what is on a pre-loaded iPod.

Hank Chinaski · 12-01-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I realized in the elevator on the way home that I should have held you, and comforted you, and told you that I, too, know what it’s like to experience cold. Instead, I got you a glass of water. I apologize.

I can't decide if the new ncs/fringey "buddy posts" are better or worse than the early spate of RT/balt "we're in love" posts.

taxwonk · 12-01-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So the fear is not that the wife would find out about the making out, it is that the hot chick would say no to the making out and then you'd be in the awkward position of having to reconcile the fact that you were once on her list, but you are no longer? That is sad. Especially to find out about it on New Year's Eve. That is almost drive-home-drunk-and-put-a-pistol-in-your-mouth sad. Does Hallmark make cards for that sort of thing?

No, but Smith & Wesson makes very small box of ammo for it.

ltl/fb · 12-01-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
After all that soul-searching and the nights spent praying for patience? Fuck you and the non-organic horse you rode in on.

I don't have to worry about my real social life. It died years ago when the Princess came along and we moved to the burbs.

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya.

Namaste.

taxwonk · 12-01-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Have I ever taken the time to prove that Wonk really looks like a TV star?

I always assumed that that was where your evolution argument would end up, if you didn't get distracted by the shiny things and wander off.

ltl/fb · 12-01-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I can't decide if the new ncs/fringey "buddy posts" are better or worse than the early spate of RT/balt "we're in love" posts.

I bring together my body and soul and, focusing my divine potential, bow to the same potential within you.

taxwonk · 12-01-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya.

Namaste.

You have a beautiful voice.

Hank Chinaski · 12-01-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I bring together my body and soul and, focusing my divine potential, bow to the same potential within you.

Horrible news! Penske died- We had our problems, sure. but he was a real......well, I'm sorry anyway.

Since he's dead I guess there's no harm outing him---

John E. Rice

Actor and well-known twin John E. Rice died Saturday evening of unknown causes at Good Samaritan Hospital, a spokeswoman confirmed. He was 53.

http://www.legacy.com/palmbeachpost/...sonID=15591636

Here's a tribute.............

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/palmbeachp...ice/index.html

:sniffle: :sniffle:

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 12-01-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's cryin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya;
Oh, Lord, kumbaya.
Kumbaya.

Namaste.

Another song about anal?

Not Bob · 12-01-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Pete over at A Perfectly Cormulent Blog gives his list of the Greatest Songs Ever Written About Anal Sex. Any others?

He forgot "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys.

spookyfish · 12-01-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Pete over at A Perfectly Cormulent Blog gives his list of the Greatest Songs Ever Written About Anal Sex. Any others?

This list is hardly what I would consider authoritiative without the Coup de Grace of anal sex songs.

Kielbasa - Tenacious D.

spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.