Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
all that second-hand smoke will do that to you

And the brownies.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

I think Str8 was complaining about the "missing paigow" business, not the buttsex. I have yet to meet a member of the FB community who does not love the buttsex, at least in the abstract.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ha. My gay secretary just walked into my office and the Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex post was front and center on my screen. Hooray for penises in buttholes!

Is that what he said as he flounced around your desk? (NTTAWWT)

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
I think Str8 was complaining about the "missing paigow" business, not the buttsex. I have yet to meet a member of the FB community who does not love the buttsex, at least in the abstract.

And it was lovely to meet you as well.

Originally posted by dtb
And it was lovely to meet you as well.

In the abstract?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ironweed
I think Str8 was complaining about the "missing paigow" business, not the buttsex. I have yet to meet a member of the FB community who does not love the buttsex, at least in the abstract.

Shhhhhh. Your one of the ones who can tell when I whiff. No need to clue the others in.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
In the abstract?

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[Hank Chinaski]

Sorry to do this Spooky.... Bill Simmons ranking the NBA teams makes a good point:

• Saddest ongoing subplot: The erosion of LeBron's passing skills. Here's a guy who sees the court like Magic and used to delight in setting up his teammates ... now he's hoisting up 29 shots in some games? What happened to the guy who made everyone else better? Remember the days when we wondered whether he would average a triple-double for a season? Long gone. Honestly, I liked watching him more as a rookie. This is right up there with Lindsay Lohan losing her boobs in my book -- it's a borderline national tragedy. I can't talk about this anymore, I'm getting up.

and a good joke:

• Highlight of my Clippers season so far: During a stoppage in the second half, Ron Artest was standing right near us by the 3-point line, with the name of his record album carved in the back of his head, of course. So somebody screamed out, "Hey Ron, I bought your album ... IT [STUNK]!!!!!" First, everyone giggled. Then we quickly realized that he might charge into the stands and inexplicably beat the hell out of one of us. So Ron turns around, searches the faces to see who yelled at him, finally finds the guy ... and gives him a big wink. High comedy. I like Ron Artest. He's my favorite NBA player who was ever suspended for a season for attacking a fan.

Originally posted by dtb
Is that what they're calling it these days?

"Where's the most unusual place you've ever made love?"

"Well, Bob, I guess I'd have to say . . . in the abstract!"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Party pooper.

There's a party in your ass and everyone is coming?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
"Where's the most unusual place you've ever made love?"

"Well, Bob, I guess I'd have to say . . . in the abstract!"

BOTD

Hank-new Paigow

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There's a party in your ass and everyone is coming?

We have a winner!!!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

those wacky Iowans. (I have no idea where Iowa is. Honestly. I get it mixed up with Idaho, which I only know about because they have potatoes and it borders Canada - I think).



Does this mean if I got a Tag like Sunny did, it would be ok for me to put out? Do Tags count as bling? And what about smug divorcees? What do we do re: abstinence? So many questions.

et remove apostrophe and apologize to dtb.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
I think Str8 was complaining about the "missing paigow" business, not the buttsex. I have yet to meet a member of the FB community who does not love the buttsex, at least in the abstract.

I thought you only tried it that one time with that one gf?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
BOTD

Hank-new Paigow

Please. You're not even the new NFH. And the tragic part is that you could be the old lo-berry, if only you applied yourself.