Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, the thing making me barf right now is Penn State getting dicked into a bowl against Bobby Bowden's worst team in years. Sure, seeing Paterno assfuck Bowden in a clash of the the two winnigest coaches in history makes it kind of cool, but I don't think the bowl is fair to Bowden or Paterno. Bowden should play Penn State when he's got a better team, and Paterno deserves to play a better team. Oregon deserves Penn State. A Notre Dame/PSU or PSU/Ohio State bowl would also be great (but they'd never waste two huge draws in one bowl like that). The system fucks PSU, OSU and ND because they are the top draws in the nation.

All that said, FSU is not as bad as their record, and even at their worst, they could beat almost any top ten team. I expect them to give PSU a few scares.

ETA: I guess I should look at the bright side... a PSU/VT bowl would be a boring bloodbath.

Agreed. Although I'm not a big Penn State fan (given I'm a UW fanatic), FSU sucks butt this year and has no business being in a major bowl. They have a crap offense. I figured they just wanted to see a game with two fossils as coaches to see if they could actually make it to midfield after the game.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It was negative six this morning. I doubt she even needs a jump. Just wait for it to warm up a bit. She'll be driving again by May.

Nonsense, she can just wait for when it tops out at 10 in the late-afternoon heatwave.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It was negative six this morning. I doubt she even needs a jump. Just wait for it to warm up a bit. She'll be driving again by May.

So much for global warming. I too had to bust out a jacket for the chilly 51 morning. Sucks.

I remember the electrical plug sticking out of the front of my car from growing up. I finally decided to move south after that brutal 50 below February in 97. Every car that was not indoors had a dead battery.

The portable jump start batteries are very handy for these situations as well (as long as it is not kept in the cold).

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
So much for global warming. I too had to bust out a jacket for the chilly 51 morning. Sucks.

I was nodding in agreement and sympathy until I realized you meant, outside.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
So much for global warming. I too had to bust out a jacket for the chilly 51 morning. Sucks.

Anyone out here know when this horror is giong to end? At least it's sunny. I guess.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
To be fair, it was very shortly before my 14th B-Day. My love for college B-ball and my loathing of Bobby Knight are in my blood. I was born and U of Michigan a couple of hours before they lost the championship to Indiana. The Dr. and my parents were all grateful for my timing as they could throw me in the corner and watch the game.

The fact that I Saw the Sign was my theme song didn't tip you off?

You are only a few months younger than me, then.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Would you ask your dad for college rankings? My father is a carpenter- I was a laborer all through college- my point was that numbskull has no business ranking colleges.

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It was negative six this morning. I doubt she even needs a jump. Just wait for it to warm up a bit. She'll be driving again by May.

It was 8 here. Balmy. Sucker.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are only a few months younger than me, then.

I thought Hank was youngest?







Oh! You're not discussing mental age then?

ETFG (so much for multitasking; I'll come back when I have my full attention to devote to the site.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Your not discussing

What is this abomination???? Where is dtb?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought Hank was youngest?







Oh! Your not discussing mental age then?

No. Hank has the smallest penis relative to his height.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It was 8 here. Balmy. Sucker.

Pussy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pussy.

I just went running in 15 degree temperature. Overall, running in the cold makes me feel young- although some parts get to feeling icy.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just went running in 15 degree temperature. Overall, running in the cold makes me feel young- although some parts get to feeling icy.

15 degrees is beach weather.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to see a relatively lengthy and engaged discussion of college football from you?

Did you know that Joe Paterno is seventy-eight years old?

What's my option? Post about pro football? Couldn't care less. This pathetic shithole I live in is still buzzing about TO. Who the fuck cares???