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12-08-2005, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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A creative attempt to secure Rose Bowl tickets
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
She should be asking for Grey Cup tickets, 'cause she's got the CFL-style extra large end zone.
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Did you just want to post this joke or do you really think she has a big ass?
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12-08-2005, 04:19 PM
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#1142
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Who are we?
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I always thought it was to draw attention away from the scars.
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No. Before the necklace worked it's poetry on us she didn't have scars. The scars came later, when Thurgreed stopped cutting his nails because he thought it would help him get rebounds.
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12-08-2005, 04:20 PM
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#1143
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Oakland booty
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did you just want to post this joke or do you really think she has a big ass?
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Translation: I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicey double.
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12-08-2005, 04:42 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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A creative attempt to secure Rose Bowl tickets
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay, it's not the smallest ass I've seen, but if you are seriously calling this one extra-large, your perspective is about as warped as a 13 year old anorexic's.
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Well, she clearly thinks of herself as a hottie, the use of whose body would be a fair exchange for Rose Bowl tickets. It was in that context that my comment was made. |
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12-08-2005, 04:43 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Last Call For Alcohol
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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12-08-2005, 04:46 PM
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#1146
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Last Call For Alcohol
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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Office furniture.
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12-08-2005, 04:46 PM
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#1147
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Last Call For Alcohol
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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Rights?
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12-08-2005, 04:47 PM
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#1148
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Last Call For Alcohol
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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An Oscar statuette. A framed "Howard the Duck" advertising poster. Indiana Jones's leather jacket. The Maltese Falcon. |
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12-08-2005, 04:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Last Call For Alcohol
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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Vincent Gallo's sperm.
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12-08-2005, 05:00 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Last Call For Alcohol
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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The W from your keyboard. |
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12-08-2005, 05:06 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Last Call For Alcohol
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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The fractions of a cent rounded off from everyone's paycheck?
Celebrity phone numbers? (Only half kidding - seriously, grab your boss's rolodex.) |
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12-08-2005, 05:17 PM
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#1152
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Last Call For Alcohol
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Originally posted by baltassoc
The fractions of a cent rounded off from everyone's paycheck?
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Indeed. Where do all those half-cents go?
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12-08-2005, 05:21 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Last Call For Alcohol
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
An Oscar statuette. A framed "Howard the Duck" advertising poster. Indiana Jones's leather jacket. The Maltese Falcon.
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A Howard the Duck poster would be awesome. One of the most overlooked gems in all of movie-dom. Also, Some Kind of Wonderful and Casual Sex? (especially the Vin Man) were overlooked. Of course, those were released during the height of my Lea Thompson phase. |
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12-08-2005, 05:29 PM
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#1154
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Last Call For Alcohol
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Indeed. Where do all those half-cents go?
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Ohhh. So close and yet so far. Only indirectly alluding to Superman III.
I was thinking more of these guys:
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12-08-2005, 05:29 PM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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Last Call For Alcohol
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
So let's say it was your last day on the job as an in-house attorney at a major motion picture studio.
What would you steal?
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The hot interns
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