Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by barely_legal
How fucking stupid are you? Seriously? Why would you start this shit again? Were you not sufficiently bitch-slapped last time? I'm seriously starting to think that you are obsessed with this guy and want to have one meelyun of his babies.

This is my favorite part...

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh be still my bleetin heart.

It reminds me of a friend who once sent me an email bemoaning that fact that it was a "Doggie Dog World".

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I think this guy has a nice hair-do.

Barbarino? he's Jewish. bob- is swarthy all just swarthy in podunk- or is anti-Itie just the acceptable flavor of the month?

If I refer to someone sporting a large afro as "Oscar Gamble," would I be racist?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by nononono
That was my comment originally - it was a comment on the hairstyle (that longish, unruly 70s-style) (nttawwt), nothing else.

My hero! :bow:

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
If I refer to someone sporting a large afro as "Oscar Gamble," would I be racist?

I took it to be like when Sebastian says "guido." If you only meant that the fellow's hair resembled Barbarino's I apologize for being offended.

Edit: and Bob I've been nice to that nonoon sock solely as an accomadation to you. If you keep doing things like that last post, I'm afraid I will have to take the gloves off.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, we'll know soon enough if he still has the stats program working. Anytime someone who has pictures enabled loads this page, he gets a hit.

I figure he'll be here by around five.

Whose stats program? I don't know WHAT you're TALKING about.

Nothing to see here.

ETA: Luckily, someone saved the day with hot lesbian sex between Angelina and an Asian-American Calvin model, complete with references about how it feels to have Angie's big lips ("like two big waterbeds") on your who-know-what.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This is my favorite part...

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh be still my bleetin heart.

I figured that meant she has the heart of a sheep.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Okay, link deleted. Thanks RT.

(BTW - I posted the personal pic at the behest of a certain FB'er who will presumably leap to my defense soon. Or maybe not.)

I heard you have a crush on me.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
My hero! :bow:

Well, I can't let you get painted with the insensitive brush that rightly belongs to me.

Oh, and thanks for being the reason for the season of Hank-nice. Soon even I will start to believe I am a girl.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I took it to be like when Sebastian says "guido." If you only meant that the fellow's hair resembled Barbarino's I apologize for being offended.

It was purely a hair reference. Some of my best friends are Italian. I like pizza. My favorite book as a lad was "And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street."

Heck, John Gorka's "Italian Girls" is one of my favorite songs.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why, because you were with the guy at Fox who axed the show? Because the guy you were with went to Yale, but Fonzie didn't?

I might be whiffing, but Henry Winkler went to Yale. The character, Arthur Fonzarelli, to my knowledge did not attend any post-secondary institution. He went to the school of LIFE.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It reminds me of a friend who once sent me an email bemoaning that fact that it was a "Doggie Dog World".

Snoop Dog Eat Do-o-o-og.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Translation: I guess I need to suck more ....


You know, I just can't bring myself to do it. I thought it would be a mildly amusing twist on the "you suck a lot of cock" line that was flying around earlier like a toddler on Red Bull. But I got there, and suddenly I had this little voice in the back of my head saying "If you do it, you'll just feel like Norm McDonald, and where's he these days?" So I stopped myself.

Indeed. Carry on.

Sarah Silverman has I think the funniest joke ever in her new movie. So as not to spoil it, let me just say that it's the one about her 7-year-old niece. Those of you who've seen it will know what I'm talking about.

While I was watching this movie on Sunday, Robbie Gould missed a PAT that cost me an $80 4-team teaser, and consequently, $300. But that joke alone was worth it.

str8

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Sarah Silverman has I think the funniest joke ever in her new movie. So as not to spoil it, let me just say that it's the one about her 7-year-old niece. Those of you who've seen it will know what I'm talking about.

While I was watching this movie on Sunday, Robbie Gould missed a PAT that cost me an $80 4-team teaser, and consequently, $300. But that joke alone was worth it.

str8

Wow. You completely murdered the FB with this post.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I heard you have a crush on me.

Less -

If you haven't bought it yet, check out the new extended version of the first Stooges record. They really bring the fuzz out in the old Cale mixes.

Not a good disc to hear on the train. Makes me feel like slapping people in the lips...

SD

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Less -

If you haven't bought it yet, check out the new extended version of the first Stooges record. They really bring the fuzz out in the old Cale mixes.

Not a good disc to hear on the train. Makes me feel like slapping people in the lips...

SD

last night you liked pomegranate juice and vodka. how does it feel this AM?