Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 102

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-13-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
TM, pissed off about more year-end deals that are ruining his holidays, decided to put together a year-end Fight the Power rally. But the Man fucked up the order and sent him 78 white fists. TM figured he could work out a deal with Balt, who was happy to oblige. Balt, however, worrying for his LDGF's susceptibility to a charge of criminal lewdness resutling from her possession of 5 devices, insisted that the fists be sent to him instead. Jumping the gun, Balt has begun the 12 days of Christmas. On the first day, her true love gave to her, one fist.

TM is black?

dtb · 12-13-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
TM is black?

What in the world gave you that idea?

Shape Shifter · 12-13-2005, 05:07 PM

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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-13-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What in the world gave you that idea?

The fact that he didn't want the white fists...or maybe he just wanted the black fists b/c the black ones are allegedly bigger and feel better than their white counterparts?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-13-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What in the world gave you that idea?

His 17"-on-the-internet dick.

robustpuppy · 12-13-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
are you saying that partnership is like a fisting contest, where the prize is more fisting? Because I think we have an improved analogy, if you are.

I should STP, but I think we have a future thread title. If I get the 5k it will be.

dtb · 12-13-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
His 17"-on-the-internet dick.

Well, it may be only 17 inches, but I hear some girls like it that wide.

Shape Shifter · 12-13-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I should STP, but I think we have a future thread title. If I get the 5k it will be.

I'd go with "50 surgeons at the party, and they've got the lawyer cutting the meat," but maybe that's just me.

str8outavannuys · 12-13-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That depends. What kind of couch is it?

Whatever it is, I'm getting one for my new office.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-13-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Well, it may be only 17 inches, but I hear some girls like it that wide.

Really?

Oh, you're talking about circumference, not diameter. Whew!

dtb · 12-13-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Really?

Oh, you're talking about circumference, not diameter. Whew!

Huh - now that you mention it, I'm not sure which -- you may want to ask some of the fisting devotees.

LessinSF · 12-13-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
A poll, perhaps -- with people submitting nominations on who should get the fist and why?

Why are you so staid? Think inside the box. Don't limit it to one person, anus, or cunt. It should be like the Stanley Cup and go from recipient to recipient each year. Maybe for the winner of the BOTY or TMPOTY.

LessinSF · 12-13-2005, 06:23 PM

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Contest: Best story explaining how lawtalkers.com came into possession of this.

RT went to a "toy party," outside the state of Texas of course, being the law-abiding member of the State Bar of Texas that she is, and, thereafter, it was, um, kinda like the Fusilli Gerry episode.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 12-13-2005, 06:24 PM

If anybody needs a Christmas gift for Sebby, RP, or any of the other recent parents or parents-to-be, here's a suggestion:

baltassoc · 12-13-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd go with "50 surgeons at the party, and they've got the lawyer cutting the meat," but maybe that's just me.

Everyone is impressed you hang out with doctors.