Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
[blah blah blah] We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

I don't think you leaving would be as much of a loss to the board as her leaving.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

2. After some 3000 posts I am afraid I must fully agree with Flower. The sophmore titilation placed upon the fisting act simply shows all of the yuk-yukers have no experience at the act.* In the end it should at most be brought up occassionally. Notice how no one posted anything about the prosthetic other than fisting references? Writer's block everyone?

No. This display is as sad as when random posters made snide asides about spinning to Flower. This type post only shows a sock ignorant to the anticipation of sitting on a bike behind some beefcake in tight bike shorts, and the leader saying we're coming to a hill, and you know his buttocks will soon bend high into the air, and flex as the muscles undulate to fight the tension of the hill. You who post the tripe only admit you know not the thrill.

*My hands are huge. I couldn't perform this act on anyone not employed by a Mexican donkey show.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. After some 3000 posts I am afraid I must fully agree with Flower. The sophmore titilation placed upon the fisting act simply shows all of the yuk-yukers have no experience at the act.* In the end it should at most be brought up occassionally. Notice how no one posted anything about the prosthetic other than fisting references? Writer's block everyone?

No. This display is as sad as when random posters made snide asides about spinning to Flower. This type post only shows a sock ignorant to the anticipation of sitting on a bike behind some beefcake in tight bike shorts, and the leader saying we're coming to a hill, and you know his buttocks will soon bend high into the air, and flex as the muscles undulate to fight the tension of the hill. You who post the tripe only admit you know not the thrill.

*My hands are huge. I couldn't perform this act on anyone not employed by a Mexican donkey show.

So you think you would be a greater loss than Paigow?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you think you would be a greater loss than Paigow?

In HS art class did you ever write a criticism of Picasso's work?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think you leaving would be as much of a loss to the board as her leaving.

I was trying to contemplate what it would be like if you stopped posting on the board. Then I realized that I had no experience upon which I could base these feelings because you have never not posted. Ever.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was trying to contemplate what it would be like if you stopped posting on the board. Then I realized that I had no experience upon which I could base these feelings because you have never not posted. Ever.

If you'd ever left you wouldn't know if she hadn't.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you'd ever left you wouldn't know if she hadn't.

Good point. It is possible that she is only constantly posting when I happen to be checking, and that she coincidentally stops posting whenever I am not.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was trying to contemplate what it would be like if you stopped posting on the board. Then I realized that I had no experience upon which I could base these feelings because you have never not posted. Ever.

There was a good month and a half in winter/spring 2001. And very, very light posting in the week or two before I hit 10k.

[Atticus Grinch]

• "Plaintiff was sitting at her desk doing the work she was given earlier that day when Mr. Garcia came up behind her," her civil suit says. "He asked Ms. Roberts to turn around, and when she did, defendant proceeded to ejaculate onto her and her clothing. Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that."
  
  * * *
  
  She is seeking unspecified damages for assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence for Garcia's "failing to control his actions."
  
  Link. {Spree: Yahoo! News.}

Now, say what you will about Jorge Garcia, but the man clearly took the time to familiarize himself with the finer points of his CGL policy before jerking off on his receptionist. I wish I could say as much for my clients.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

• "Plaintiff was sitting at her desk doing the work she was given earlier that day when Mr. Garcia came up behind her," her civil suit says. "He asked Ms. Roberts to turn around, and when she did, defendant proceeded to ejaculate onto her and her clothing. Mr. Garcia apologized and stated that he did not mean to do that."
  
  * * *
  
  She is seeking unspecified damages for assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence for Garcia's "failing to control his actions."
  
  Link. {Spree: Yahoo! News.}

Now, say what you will about Jorge Garcia, but the man clearly took the time to familiarize himself with the finer points of his CGL policy before jerking off on his receptionist. I wish I could say as much for my clients.

I blame the Clintons.

Penske-style post!TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Good point. It is possible that she is only constantly posting when I happen to be checking, and that she coincidentally stops posting whenever I am not.

You're her snarky sock?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Notice how no one posted anything about the prosthetic other than fisting references?

Ahem.

Unless you mean to denigrate the Movement.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Good point. It is possible that she is only constantly posting when I happen to be checking, and that she coincidentally stops posting whenever I am not.

Due to the uncertainty principle, a cornerstone of quantum theory, it is impossible for you to ever know.

Whoa.

[dtb]

(not that kind of trouble)

Anyway, this morning when I was getting out of my taxi, as I opened the door, an old(ish) lady was riding by on a bicycle (in the 10-degree weather, wearing a fur coat!?!) and crashed into my open door. She took a slow-motion spill and landed flat on her back on the sidewalk. Now, I realize this could have resulted in some serious bodily injury to the poor woman, but I couldn't stop laughing (on the inside). I did get out and ask if she was OK (she was having none of my concern, by the way), but I was giggling uncontrollably on the inside. The whole incident looked like a clip from America's Funniest Home Videos.

So, I'm thinking I'm going to be toast in the afterlife.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
(not that kind of trouble)

Anyway, this morning when I was getting out of my taxi, as I opened the door, an old(ish) lady was riding by on a bicycle (in the 10-degree weather, wearing a fur coat!?!) and crashed into my open door. She took a slow-motion spill and landed flat on her back on the sidewalk. Now, I realize this could have resulted in some serious bodily injury to the poor woman, but I couldn't stop laughing (on the inside). I did get out and ask if she was OK (she was having none of my concern, by the way), but I was giggling uncontrollably on the inside. The whole incident looked like a clip from America's Funniest Home Videos.

So, I'm thinking I'm going to be toast in the afterlife.

No worries. Just ask Christ for his forgiveness, and say like 10 Hail Marys.