Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, was the stalk/tribute sock named "Senor Hombre" or "Monsieur Homme"?

Apropos of all of this and morons, there is a food joint in my area called Senor Chicken.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Apropos of all of this and morons, there is a food joint in my area called Senor Chicken.

I saw a guy with a "Days of Our Lives" jacket on today.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I finally have ultimate prrof that mysticism is a bunch of hooey. I received the following fortune cookie (when I was sitting alone, so I couldn't have received a tablemates'):

"Your heart is pure, and your mind is clear." Ha.

You fucker. You ate my fortune cookie when I went to the restroom.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And yet, this soup discussion managed to be Not The Most Boring Topic On The Fashion Board Today. Flower talking about himself. Yawn.

Um, it's not like I brought the subject up. Talk about bitter and joyless. L.A. has done bad things to your psyche. I miss the Texas ncs. Full of verve and spice and panache and joie de vivre and je ne sais quoi and stuff. <sniff>

Whatever, I'll join in on the fascinating soup thread. Pho is definitely the most healing soup, but I am skeptical that you can find real Pho made with vegetarian broth.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have no problem with feelings of superiority. To the contrary, one thing that attracts me to this forum is that I am smarter than fully 60% of the regular posters.

But flower, what I do have a problem with is you having feelings of superiority over other posters, except of course Taxwonk GGG SS and that level.

Just because you went to Vassar and Harvard Law does not make you smart. If you check online, you will see that Harvard Law accepts many times the number of students that schools like Yale Law accept. Lots of dolts are bound to slip through the cracks. Long story short - you are no str8.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Whatever, I'll join in on the fascinating soup thread. Pho is definitely the most healing soup, but I am skeptical that you can find real Pho made with vegetarian broth.

I heard the Waitresses do "Christmas Wrapping" on the hipster satellite radio station yesterday. I had forgotten about that song, and hearing it was like a having little flashback into the mind of a younger Not Bob, and hanging out with the punk rock girl in 1982.

Got this e-mail earlier today:

Anyone wishing to ride their bike to the office during the Transit Strike, will be allowed to park it in the courtyard on **** street, where a guard will be posted from 7:00am until 7:00pm. Upon arrival, check in with the guard who will issue a "check" ticket with a number. This ticket has to be returned to the guard in order to claim your bike when you are ready to leave.

It is recommended that you bring a lock for your bike.

Anyone who thinks that I will be pedaling my big hairy white ass into Midtown Manhattan tomorrow morning in the freezing rain will be allowed to kiss said ass. No ticket necessary. That is all.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pho is definitely the most healing soup, but I am skeptical that you can find real Pho made with vegetarian broth.

Total. Burn.

Originally posted by LessinSF
I finally have ultimate prrof that mysticism is a bunch of hooey. I received the following fortune cookie (when I was sitting alone, so I couldn't have received a tablemates'):

"Your heart is pure, and your mind is clear." Ha.

Is eating alone at Chinese restaurants instead of steakhouses part of the LessinSF Early Retirement Scheme? I just want to know before I buy into the whole program.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Thank you for that constructive criticism of my word usage. I must say I have always admired the depth and breadth of your education. I often wish this forum was not anon so that I might learn what educational institutions you attended, and then, when the time comes, direct my children to those schools.

I should also let you know that I am somewhat hurt by the personal attack. I made a post to let others see how I perceive your posts. That is solely how I interpret what you post- I surely did not mean to imply it is, or is not, accurate to how you are IRL- it is just subjectively how you appear to me.

You reply with a coarse personal attack. I really didn't deserve that.

Can we start over, as friends?

Word to the wise, Flower. I have learned from more than one tearful episode that Hank's offers of friendship are seldom sincere.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Have some chicken soup with lots of garlic. Drink some orange juice and go to bed.

Do a search for my light tortilla soup recipe. It has brought much good health juju to my family.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Minestrone would probably work better than tomato soup, but I don't really have a dosage conversion calculator. The salt and garlic are essential, as well as the heat and protein.

I'm now craving the chicken soup at Biba's One's-A-Meal, though the chicken in a pot at Katz's is also really good.

Chicken soup actually has specific proteins and amino acids that are particularly effective at fighting viruses.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have no problem with feelings of superiority. To the contrary, one thing that attracts me to this forum is that I am smarter than fully 60% of the regular posters.

But flower, what I do have a problem with is you having feelings of superiority over other posters, except of course Taxwonk GGG SS and that level.

What did I tell you? He's just gratuitously mean.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, it's not like I brought the subject up. Talk about bitter and joyless. L.A. has done bad things to your psyche. I miss the Texas ncs. Full of verve and spice and panache and joie de vivre and je ne sais quoi and stuff. <sniff>

Whatever, I'll join in on the fascinating soup thread. Pho is definitely the most healing soup, but I am skeptical that you can find real Pho made with vegetarian broth.

There is no such thing as real pho with vegetarian broth. I think that RT simply meant that one could order pho without added meat.

Vegetarian pho is a lot like a compassionate Hank; purely imaginary and a cruel joke to those who really care.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by ironweed
Got this e-mail earlier today:



Anyone who thinks that I will be pedaling my big hairy white ass into Midtown Manhattan tomorrow morning in the freezing rain will be allowed to kiss said ass. No ticket necessary. That is all.

Does this mean that Howard Stern's big farewell bash is going to be cancelled?

aV