Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[fringey's anal prong]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have never used the double-headed dildo before, but I've been present when a friend (not the same friend) has done the following to strippers/entertainers:

(1) held the double-headed dildo in his mouth while the two strippers/entertainers simultaneously pleasured themselves with it.

(2) performed analingus on one of the strippers/entertainers* (with whipped cream).

(3) inserted the "drilldo" into a stripper/entertainer.

(4) strapped on a dildo (over his clothes) that was well over a foot long and about as thick as my arm and screw the stripper/entertainer**.


*the hot one
**the ugly one

Where was I?

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Does this remind anyone of anyone?

Little boy: ...and sometimes, my penis, gets stuck on my shirt!
Mom: It does, huh?
Little boy: Yeah, but I just pull it back off!

--Barnes & Noble ladies' room, Union Square


Overheard by: Kate Elizabeth Queram

It is clear that I am being stalked by these people. Will someone please call the authorities?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why is there no footnoted supplemental information for point 3?

"Point # 3 was Thurgreed's momma, and Coltrane was trying to keep it quiet........."

What the...? That's a Taxwonk joke. How did that get in here?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by fringey's anal prong
Where was I?

You were happy. Don't worry.

Is it warm enough on a lake in MN in early October to be wandering around naked?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"Point # 3 was Thurgreed's momma, and Coltrane was trying to keep it quiet........."

What the...? That's a Taxwonk joke. How did it get into a Hank Post?

I thought it was an implied fisting reference.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You were happy. Don't worry.

Is it warm enough on a lake in MN in early October to be wandering around naked?

It sounds like there were mouths or hands over the more sensitive parts.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is it warm enough on a lake in MN in early October to be wandering around naked?

The double-headed dildo creates a lot of friction.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You might also be interested in the astrophysical theory of reincarnation proposed by Frank Tipler in The Physics of Immortality, described in passing in this article in Slate. Notice how the Slate writer makes him sound like a doofus by quoting him in his Southern accent, while the Princeton men he quotes are not similarly mocked for their Jersey guido accents.

this has probably been discussed, but has anyone read "The End of Faith?" and what were your thoughts.

I sit here trying to come up with something to say at my "Holiday" party this afternoon (all attorneys must speak) and all I can think of is a theme of"Reject Faith - Reclaim your Brain."

[LessinSF]

Str8:

Cleveland +140 on the money line against Oakland is practically free money.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Chaser is used when you plan to get drunk. My plan was to have two or three beers and go home. That, of course, didn't happen.


It's tough to just have two or three beers and go home.

I took chaser last night. Three rounds of it, I think. I'm not sure it did me any good. I guess it's possible I'd be unable to get out of bed right now if I hadn't taken it.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, if you don't know what a "drilldo" is, I don't know what to tell you.

I think everyone would like to know whether the drilldo was used on the hot one or the ugly one, or a third, heretofore unmentioned entertainer of intermediate hotness.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Chaser is used when you plan to get drunk. My plan was to have two or three beers and go home. That, of course, didn't happen.


It's tough to just have two or three beers and go home.

You can take Chaser after and it still works. Or you can take these awesome things I have called "Anti-Alcohol Antioxidants" which have the same stuff Chaser has plus a few more goodies like milk thistle so your liver is more protected. I haven't had a hangover since I started taking them. And they work on my boyfriend too who drinks like a fish.*


*which is the stupidest thing ever, because fish don't drink. But you get the picture.

[notcasesensitive]

So... Flinty and I are total online poker addicts, so if anyone ever cares to join us in the insanity, we are both on Full Tilt Poker (his moniker is "Flinty" and mine is "notcase" - shocker!). And, we think that we should hold another play money lawtalkers hold em night, but propose a moved location to the Full Tilt tables (from our prior True Poker destination).

Let Flinty or me know if you are interested. Maybe the second week in January or something - we can pick a time as the date approaches. We'll start a conversation over on the Tailgate Party thread, but we wanted to catch FB people who might not check there regularly.

Takers?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can take Chaser after and it still works. Or you can take these awesome things I have called "Anti-Alcohol Antioxidants" which have the same stuff Chaser has plus a few more goodies like milk thistle so your liver is more protected. I haven't had a hangover since I started taking them. And they work on my boyfriend too who drinks like a fish.*


*which is the stupidest thing ever, because fish don't drink. But you get the picture.

Please send me some of these awsome things. Immediately. Or, alternatively, shoot me.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I took chaser last night. Three rounds of it, I think. I'm not sure it did me any good. I guess it's possible I'd be unable to get out of bed right now if I hadn't taken it.

I actually had some chaser in the beat-up lump of shit bag that serves as my briefcase, manbag and all around crap receptacle, but I got drunk and forgot to take it.

I found the cigarettes that were in there, though, tucked away in their zippered compartment where I'd hidden them while telling myself "I'm not smoking anymore, but just in case." Nothing like a three-week-old flattened smoke from a crushed pack. I even left myself a lighter so I didn't have to fuck around with the half-empty matchbooks that populate the darker corners of the bag. Smoking me is a thoughtful individual.