Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So... Flinty and I are total online poker addicts, so if anyone ever cares to join us in the insanity, we are both on Full Tilt Poker (his moniker is "Flinty" and mine is "notcase" - shocker!). And, we think that we should hold another play money lawtalkers hold em night, but propose a moved location to the Full Tilt tables (from our prior True Poker destination).

Let Flinty or me know if you are interested. Maybe the second week in January or something - we can pick a time as the date approaches. We'll start a conversation over on the Tailgate Party thread, but we wanted to catch FB people who might not check there regularly.

Takers?

Gentlemen, if it's any incentive to join, the pretty lady is really vivacious and flirty at the poker table, it's part of her mind games.

Ladies, if it's any incentive to join, I have no webcam feature when I am at the tables and do not talk at all. Win Win.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Please send me some of these awsome things. Immediately. Or, alternatively, shoot me.

the best I can do is a picture:



I think they may only be available through http://www.lef.org. It is worth it though. I buy them in bulk.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
ABBA, how was the boat?

A word of advice to all you boys out there: Never, and I mean NEVER, ask a girl out if you do not own a big fast boat. If you have any self-respect, I mean.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A word of advice to all you boys out there: Never, and I mean NEVER, ask a girl out if you do not own a big fast boat. If you have any self-respect, I mean.

It is a bit of a let-down on the date though if the big fast boat is not viewed, correct? I think if you have the big fast boat, it is olbigatory to take the first date to the marina to view it. Otherwise it is just hearsay.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the best I can do is a picture:



I think they may only be available through http://www.lef.org. It is worth it though. I buy them in bulk.

Great. I'm suffering from "massive free radical-induced cellular damage." No wonder I feel like shit.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A word of advice to all you boys out there: Never, and I mean NEVER, ask a girl out if you do not own a big fast boat. If you have any self-respect, I mean.

Unless, of course, you're Fred Smoot and/or have a double-headed dildo. Then it's ok.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A word of advice to all you boys out there: Never, and I mean NEVER, ask a girl out if you do not own a big fast boat. If you have any self-respect, I mean.

This reminds me of an advertisement I saw recently in a restroom in Austin for a boat time-share deal. I believe the slogan was "She'll never know it's not yours." or something like that, with a picture of an average-to-dorky (but definitely short) guy in plaid shorts and a statuesqe blonde in a tiny bikini climbing into a motor boat.

According to the women in my party, the same company had ads in the women's room touting the sensibility and affordability of the concept. I don't think there were any leggy blondes, either.

I suppose the lesson here for the women is that if you get asked out by a guy with a fast boat, don't agree to the date until you see the title with his name on it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A word of advice to all you boys out there: Never, and I mean NEVER, ask a girl out if you do not own a big fast boat. If you have any self-respect, I mean.

You should stop dating men with tiny penises. You'll stop caring about the size of the boat.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Because I've already ruined Less's week by destroying his fantasy of me lusting after Minnie Pearl, I decided that it was time for an inane poll -- what holiday songs do you hate?

I'll go first -- "Christmas Shoes." Nothing else is even close. Cloyingly sacharine lyrics, emotion-filled white-guy voice rising to a crescendo at the end -- argh.

All of them except Christmas in Hollis

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is a bit of a let-down on the date though if the big fast boat is not viewed, correct? I think if you have the big fast boat, it is olbigatory to take the first date to the marina to view it. Otherwise it is just hearsay.

Yes. It is also customary to perform magic tricks en route and pontificate about hairbands you have love and that have loved you back.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You should stop dating men with tiny penises. You'll stop caring about the size of the boat.

Yes, PLF, I am such a gold-digger.

ETA: I expect more from you, especially given your status of being head-over-heels in love with me.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Maybe I should take it to the other strand but I read recently in one of the cooking magazines that when they tested the silicone cookware against the traditional pans, the traditional pans won. The silicone apparently has a tendency to overbrown the outside and leave the inside undercooked.

And it isn't nonstick. That's bullshit, and I have the crushing disappointment of at least three batches of destroyed corn muffins to show for it.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, PLF, I am such a gold-digger.

I don't think this was technically a whiff. I think it was actually just an utter failure to comprehend the subtext of my post. Do we have a word for that?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, PLF, I am such a gold-digger.

ETA: I expect more from you, especially given your status of being head-over-heels in love with me.

It's snowing outside. What good is having a big boat if I can hardly ever use it?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't think this was technically a whiff. I think it was actually just an utter failure to comprehend the subtext of my post. Do we have a word for that?

We're not connecting. I think you need a glass of W-A-T-E-R.