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12-21-2005, 02:24 PM
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Does the Segway fit in the trunk?
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Is segway some ohio slang? anyway I bet Ironweed wouldn't take it in the trunk from a stranger just for a ride into town- he's got kids for goodness sakes. I'm sure he just blows them.
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12-21-2005, 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is segway some ohio slang? anyway I bet Ironweed wouldn't take it in the trunk from a stranger just for a ride into town- he's got kids for goodness sakes. I'm sure he just blows them.
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Um, we recently reviewed weed's views on anal.
WTF is up with the judicial system in New Mexico???
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051221/...training_order
I mean, I don't like Letterman, but the woman is clearly crazy.
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12-21-2005, 02:32 PM
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Um, we recently reviewed weed's views on anal.
WTF is up with the judicial system in New Mexico???
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Peyote?
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12-21-2005, 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I mean, I don't like Letterman,
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It's the code words and "eye-gestures" he gives you, isn't it?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
but the woman is clearly crazy.
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Well, duh. Would you willingly be called Oprah?
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12-21-2005, 02:37 PM
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It's the code words and "eye-gestures" he gives you, isn't it?
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I know from this that you want me to move to Ohio and be trained as your partner.* Alas, I have become used to the SoCal weather and must refuse.
*IYKWIMAITYD.
ETA but if you are out here and ask nicely, I will put a restraining order on you two ways from Sunday and you won't even remember you had to sit in coach on the flight.
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12-21-2005, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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ESPN funnay
Holiday Cards. I like Mike Vick's the best.
SFW
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12-21-2005, 03:23 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I have stopped hating everyone.
Except the people who stole my credit card information and tried to buy $5000 worth of computer equipment from Sears and ship it to California. I still hate you. Cocksucking motherfucking scum of the earth.
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I don't suck cock.
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Boogers!
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12-21-2005, 03:27 PM
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Why fight it? I would incorporate it into every joke I had. Especially the requirement that he maintain three yards distance.
In fact, if it were me, I would do a whole tribute to "Oprah" show three yards from her house.
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12-21-2005, 03:28 PM
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A Handy How-To Guide
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't suck cock.
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But if you did, and you were a Serbian in a Texas strip club, this is how to ask you for a blow job.
http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwth...0&fpart=1&vc=1
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12-21-2005, 03:28 PM
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Why fight it? I would incorporate it into every joke I had. Especially the requirement that he maintain three yards distance.
In fact, if it were me, I would do a whole show three yards from her house.
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I think that would violate the part where he's not allowed to think about her.
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12-21-2005, 03:36 PM
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I think that would violate the part where he's not allowed to think about her.
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Maybe things broke down after he introduced her to Uma.
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12-21-2005, 03:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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ESPN funnay
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Holiday Cards. I like Mike Vick's the best.
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12-21-2005, 03:55 PM
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Due to unreasonable internet filters at work that don't like sex toy shops, I cannot verify, but have been told that one can purchase Mrs. Santa's little helper, complete with red and white stripes, here.
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12-21-2005, 03:58 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I'm sick.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But I fucking hate Damon. Can't we eat a large part of his contract and trade him, straight-up, for Hunter?
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12-21-2005, 04:00 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Due to unreasonable internet filters at work that don't like sex toy shops, I cannot verify, but have been told that one can purchase Mrs. Santa's little helper, complete with red and white stripes, here.
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It was inevitable, since Mr. Santa only comes once a year.
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