Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Her torso is freakish! Freakish!

Where is everyone? How am I supposed to get through my half day?

2. that's what can happen to you if you get insufficient bacon and donuts in your diet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. that's what can happen to you if you get insufficient bacon and donuts in your diet.

Not so much the flatness -- the length. I mean, I am relatively long torsoed (and short-legged), but sheesh.

Is it noon yet?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not so much the flatness -- the length. I mean, I am relatively long torsoed (and short-legged), but sheesh.

Is it noon yet?

I don't think it's that long. I think the bikini bottoms are that low cut.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think it's that long. I think the bikini bottoms are that low cut.

I disagree. And I am usually mainly correct.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I disagree. And I am usually mainly correct.

Everyone mostly agrees.

That is a weird-looking chick. No curves, just grapefruit-sized breasts plunked on a narrow body.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Not Bob
grapefruit-sized breasts

where do you get your citrus fruits? Because I usually have to go to the melon store for these.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
where do you get your citrus fruits? Because I usually have to go to the melon store for these.

Mmmmmm, sweet, juicy fruits.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think it's that long. I think the bikini bottoms are that low cut.

Even considering the bottoms are cut well below the tree line, the distance from navel to nether is very long. I'm short-torsoed so I envy the length even more than the flatness.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Everyone mostly agrees.

That is a weird-looking chick. No curves, just grapefruit-sized breasts plunked on a narrow body.

2.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Fugee
Even considering the bottoms are cut well below the tree line, the distance from navel to nether is very long.

So you're saying you still have a long way to go after you deposit your gum in her navel?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Fugee
Even considering the bottoms are cut well below the tree line, the distance from navel to nether is very long. I'm short-torsoed so I envy the length even more than the flatness.

The length from navel up to breasts is large as well.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So you're saying you still have a long way to go after you deposit your gum in her navel?

There's not a lot of room for gum in that navel. You might want to tuck it under one of her grapefruity melonrific boobs for safe keeping.

[Alex_de_Large]

It's bad to be Brad Renfro.

spree: news article

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would date a guy whose second car is a Lamborghini. FYI.

I would too, but then I tend to fall for the unemployed. By the way, November Rain is among my favorite songs. I could listen to it for, like, seven minutes straight.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would too, but then I tend to fall for the unemployed. By the way, November Rain is among my favorite songs. I could listen to it for, like, seven minutes straight.

Flower totally loves that song. You two are sooooo perfect together.