Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What a lot of people don't realize is that it does not take all that much in the way of looks to be hot to Flower.

very good. I am putting on my extra-poundage suit and blonde wig now and you and I are taking a trip to MN.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
very good. I am putting on my extra-poundage suit and blonde wig now and you and I are taking a trip to MN.

If Hank uses his teeth again, you get no Prosecco.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
very good. I am putting on my extra-poundage suit and blonde wig now and you and I are taking a trip to MN.

if I go, will you help me get modeling jobs after? I'm often compared to a post-accident James Dean, Or Billy Bob in Swingblade.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If Hank uses his teeth again, you get no Prosecco.

I will ask his wife to make sure he leaves them behind in the glass beside the bed.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I will ask his wife to make sure he leaves them behind in the glass beside the bed.

The Prosecco is already on ice!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I might buy her a Bud, but no way $1000 Champagne.

Fucking her tits would be WAY more fun than sticking your dick in Gisele and hearing bones break.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fucking her tits would be WAY more fun than sticking your dick in Gisele and hearing bones break.

Dissent. They're just fun in different ways.

[Shape Shifter]

Courtesy of the superficial.com.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...raight_yo.html

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If Hank uses his teeth again, you get no Prosecco.

Bygones?

That was once just right at the start, when I needed to pick that stuck piece of chicken out from between my teeth so i could concentrate. One would think your dick finally being the right size for something would have given you a unique pleasure.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
-A six hour car trip, not necessarily pleasant under the best of circumstances, is not at all fun when one's wife is in an advanced state of pregnancy;

-"The Island" was a surprisingly entertaining movie, far less sucky than I expected. Scarlet Johansen is way hot;

-"Cinderella Man" also sucked less than I expected, but I still can't stand Renee Zelweger;

-Watching your father-in-law whip out a bottle Jagermeister and try to pass it off (out of ignorance) as a classy after-dinner-drink to one's parents of Germanic extraction can be highly amusing;

-3 days is both too long and too brief of a time with family.

Mmmmmmm, Scarlett Johanssen.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fucking her tits would be WAY more fun than sticking your dick in Gisele and hearing bones break.

Small girls are fun to toss around, though. You can't pick up that woman and fuck her in the shower.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Seriously - cut this shit out today. Knock it off. At least for today.

Okay. Sorry.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
very good. I am putting on my extra-poundage suit and blonde wig now and you and I are taking a trip to MN.

That sounds like an excellent plan. Hank has wanted to blow Flower for years and you love prosecco. Serendipity!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That sounds like an excellent plan. Hank has wanted to blow Flower for years and you love prosecco. Serendipity!

When you were in Law School, by any chance did you have a job at West annotating the U.S.C.?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you were in Law School, by any chance did you have a job at West annotating the U.S.C.?

If you finish law school, will you know what that means?