Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I was growing up, I was surrounded by Jennifers and Tammys and Tanyas and Wendys and my name was relatively uncommon. Where are they now? Why does no one call their kid Jennifer anymore? It's not like there's a dearth of them in the entertainment industry.

Tammy and Tanya were sultry red headed twin sisters I met at Boyne River, and later they were at my high school, alas not in the gifted program, and I was, so I had no shot. But thanks for evoking that memory.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by LessinSF
That you have already lost this makes me feel much better about taking Texas on the money line and (a separate bet) with the 7.0 points tonight. Free money.

Can you believe FSU scored in the 2d OT? I thoght I had my miracle cover . . . arghghghg.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Tammy and Tanya were sultry red headed twin sisters I met at Boyne River, and later they were at my high school, alas not in the gifted program, and I was, so I had no shot. But thanks for evoking that memory.

I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think Falcon Wilburton and Fluffy Colfaxxx should get together and go bowling.

I'll take Fluffy and 25 pins.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.

I think his point was to thank her for evoking the memory.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point.

Str8 was in the gifted program?!?

Pictures don't lie:

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think his point was to thank her for evoking the memory.

I guess I missed that in attempting to appear edumacated with that a), b), c), d) stuff.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.

I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in my rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"

Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I remember the day I first learned of the gifted program. I was in one of the common Rooms at Pennypacker. Tanya, my girlfriend, told me about this class full of "gifted dicks." When I appeared sad, having been passed over, she told me "Hank, you've a gifted dick, but you're not a gifted dick- see the difference?"

Hank Chinaski
'88 Law '91

I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.

[Shape Shifter]

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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.

Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't get your point. Is it
a) That you were in the gifted program,
b) That because you were in the gifted program, and this was high school, where certain "gifts" were not appreciated, you had no shot; or
c) That you had no shot because of the lack of proximity?

You will note that I did not include as an option, d) That you could or would not take a shot at non-gifted girls. This is because my magical inferential powers tell me that you wanted a shot regardless of their nongiftedness (or nongiftedprogramness). I possess these powers despite not having attended your school, Harvard, although that did not preclude me from obtaining a Mensa membership card.*

*You may infer that I stole this. My choice of words deliberately allows this inference. Alas, I did not learn how to do this at your school, Harvard.

"B" is definitely the direction at which I was driving. Moreover, I didn't have any good skills.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

That naked picture I sent you actually had my alma mater and graduation year written on the back. Apparently that was unnecessary? I only wrote it to distinguish myself from all of the other cock pictures you get.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been led to understand from various evidence that Str8 is tall, good-looking, and hung. I would think school name-dropping would be unnecessary. See, e.g., Coltrane.

I only mention that I was in the gifted program all through my school years because I am not hung.

It's clear I didn't mean anything about Str8- because

1 he was talking about Toronto HS

2 he went to Yale-

I just wanted to make sure people knew the difference between having/being a gifted dick.

[Captain]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Coltrane is alright, but he says slutty like it's a bad thing. Ollie would never do that.

Appropo of this, how can we even begin to discuss Tammy and Tanya without photographs?