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01-04-2006, 06:35 PM
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#2971
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like to pretend I am on the internet. To Coltrane. Don't tell anyone.
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Crap. Now we'll never have sex.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-04-2006, 06:36 PM
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#2972
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Famous Alumni
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So, after hearing the news about the demolition and all, I figured I would check out my high school's website for famous alums and/or interesting news. Apparently one of the WorldCom bilkers went to my high school. I'm so proud. And I like that he is featured prominently on our website, with both a recent picture and his yearbook picture available for perusal (as well as a statement of the length of his sentence).
No one else famous or interesting was featured, but there were 2 typos in all of 4 sentences on the website, so I can tell that the tradition of academic excellence continues.
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This is much more interesting than discussing fucking our SOs. You suck at being slutty.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-04-2006, 06:38 PM
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#2973
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. Now we'll never have sex.
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Exactly. Good to see you're catching on. Have all the short soft sex while you still can. |
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01-04-2006, 06:40 PM
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#2974
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Famous Alumni
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is much more interesting than discussing fucking our SOs. You suck at being slutty.
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A discussion about sex with the significant others is, by definition, non-slutty. So I refuse to participate. |
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01-04-2006, 06:42 PM
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#2975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Famous Alumni
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A discussion about sex with the significant others is, by definition, non-slutty. So I refuse to participate.
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Paigow leaving coincided with my sex life becoming non-noirish.
I want her back.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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01-04-2006, 06:44 PM
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#2976
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Famous Alumni
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A discussion about sex with the significant others is, by definition, non-slutty. So I refuse to participate.
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Can we play naughty librarian again? I think you would be better at that. Plus you've memorized the fine schedule already.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-04-2006, 06:45 PM
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#2977
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay. How long and how hard does he fuck you?
TM
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My husband fucks me so long and so hard, that I have difficulty walking. At least, on those days when we do it only 12 or so times. Before breakfast.
We are the hottest couple EVER. |
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01-04-2006, 06:46 PM
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#2978
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Famous Alumni
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Paigow leaving coincided with my sex life becoming non-noirish.
I want her back.
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Fringey, you owe it to us to get back into the noir. Buck up, little camper, and get back on that horse. |
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01-04-2006, 06:47 PM
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#2979
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Famous Alumni
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Paigow leaving coincided with my sex life becoming non-noirish.
I want her back.
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What, is Craigslist broken?
Noirishment awaits. Assuming you can wade through all the straight married masculine guys who just want to suck a little cock or find a jackoff buddy (whatever that is).
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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01-04-2006, 06:47 PM
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#2980
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!
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Originally posted by dtb
My husband fucks me so long and so hard, that I have difficulty walking. At least, on those days when we do it only 12 or so times. Before breakfast.
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Mmmn. Breakfast. |
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01-04-2006, 06:47 PM
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#2981
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Famous Alumni
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Fringey, you owe it to us to get back into the noir. Buck up, little camper, and get back on that horse.
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You describing sex with your SO is not non-slutty. Have at it.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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01-04-2006, 06:49 PM
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#2982
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Famous Alumni
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
What, is Craigslist broken?
Noirishment awaits. Assuming you can wade through all the straight married masculine guys who just want to suck a little cock or find a jackoff buddy (whatever that is).
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Even those titles are offputting. I should have put "noirish" in quotes. Like I just did, there.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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01-04-2006, 06:53 PM
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#2983
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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She broke your throne and she cut your hair
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Fringey, you owe it to us to get back into the noir. Buck up, little camper, and get back on that horse.
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2. Uh, so to speak. |
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01-04-2006, 06:53 PM
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#2984
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Famous Alumni
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Even those titles are offputting. I should have put "noirish" in quotes. Like I just did, there.
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Oh, come on. "Your slave today"? "Your G Spot is a mystery I want to solve"? "Long Lasting 10" for Lovely Large Ladies"?
And look, Atticus is in LA:
"GENEROUS PROFESSIONAL for SUPER SEXY ASIAN GIRL - m4w - 37 (Beverly Hills) "
MR, too:
"Sexy guy with an ass fetish wants to eat your booty"
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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01-04-2006, 06:56 PM
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#2985
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Famous Alumni
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
What, is Craigslist broken?
Noirishment awaits. Assuming you can wade through all the straight married masculine guys who just want to suck a little cock or find a jackoff buddy (whatever that is).
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Damn those are some interesting characters. I think Fringey should make her cumback in dramatic fashion and am thinking this Craigs guy on that linked page has possibilitites:
I am looking for a true superior woman or couple to mold me into the slave/painpuppy you desire. I am not looking for sex. This is all about power and control. I am generous and giving to real people.
I don't get how he can fit in that chest behind him, but okay. |
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