Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Pressing charges is one thing. Filing a civil lawsuit and hiring a PR advisor are something else. Damages? Please.

(As far as I can tell, no charges have been pressed. Is there ANY evidence that she assaulted him?)

CDF

Look for him on Dr. Phil next week.

(Where you been, anyway? *This* is what it takes to bring you back?)

Gattigap

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
No wonder the Knicks suck.

your thinking he was checking out the guy? good point, maybe.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
No wonder the Knicks suck.

You've been to Cavs games. When was the last time you saw a player paying attention to his coach during a timeout? They're always looking into the stands or checking out the jumbotron.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Where you been at?

TM

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo ...

I was playin' in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage //

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive?

_______

Translation: two brutal work years leading up to the Decision, lots of travel, a wife, two kids, a mortgage, and no sleep.

Good to see you -- what's up here? Anyone still do those synopsis/comedy posts?

CDF

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo ...

I was playin' in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage //

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive?

_______

Translation: two brutal work years leading up to the Decision, lots of travel, a wife, two kids, a mortgage, and no sleep.

Good to see you -- what's up here? Anyone still do those synopsis/comedy posts?

CDF

What's a comedy post?

TM

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
What's a comedy post?

TM

I believe people are saving their good material for judged.com

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Gattigap

*This* is what it takes to bring you back?)

Gattigap

I turned on the the t.v. and this was what was playing. I don't control the horizontal or the vertical. I can't deluge you with a thousand channels, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond.

I'm just sayin'.

CDF

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Pressing charges is one thing. Filing a civil lawsuit and hiring a PR advisor are something else. Damages? Please.

(As far as I can tell, no charges have been pressed. Is there ANY evidence that she assaulted him?)

CDF

"But Axelrod said Kendra Davis tried to scratch him after he protested a call. Axelrod said he never laid a hand on Davis' wife and said he was not drunk.

Axelrod's father, David, is a prominent Democratic political consultant in Chicago who has worked with Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley.

"When I go to games, I cheer as hard as I can for the Bulls, and I boo as hard as I can for whoever they're playing," Michael Axelrod said. "I don't feel comfortable if players are allowed to easily jump into the crowd whenever they feel like it's necessary."

Axelrod's attorney, Jay Paul Deratany, said he planned to sue Davis and his wife for more than $1 million. Deratany said he was writing the papers Thursday for a battery suit against Kendra Davis and a slander case against Antonio Davis, and planned to file them Friday.

According to Axelrod, he was sitting in the seventh row and booed an official's call. Kendra Davis "came out of her seat. I didn't even pay attention to her. I thought she was just going to the bathroom or something," he said.

Axelrod, who was sitting a couple of rows behind her, said she yelled at him to be quiet. Axelrod said he did not know she was Davis' wife until the player ran into the stands.

Axelrod said Kendra Davis put both hands on his face, and that he motioned for security. He said she later went after another fan.

"I was glad she was done hitting me, but I didn't want her to hit anyone else," Axelrod said.

Antonio Davis appeared calm throughout and walked away willingly when security arrived. He returned to the bench and took his seat before being ejected. The game resumed after about a five-minute delay.

Axelrod was escorted to the concourse by security, but said he was allowed back into the arena and saw Ben Gordon's winning shot at the buzzer. "

http://www.latimes.com/sports/basket...ball-headlines

I will add that I heard on the radio this morning that she is notoriously obnoxious in the stands. Not sitting down, not shutting up, jumping up and down, etc.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Axelrod was escorted to the concourse by security, but said he was allowed back into the arena and saw Ben Gordon's winning shot at the buzzer.

Yes, I'm sure that the emotional impact of such an event is worth at least $1 million. Can you imagine? I mean, he'll probably never be able to watch a buzzer-beating final shot from his 7th row seat again without fearing for his safety. Poor guy.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's a comedy post?

TM

I meant the hybrid, "television-without-pity"-style recap. Like "Paigow took a vow of silence, chastity and humility. She's now in a Jamaican nunnery teaching disadvantaged children how to eat at McDonald's by dealing drugs."

Certain liberties with the facts are expected.

CDF

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
I meant the hybrid, "television-without-pity"-style recap. Like "Paigow took a vow of silence, chastity and humility. She's now in a Jamaican nunnery teaching disadvantaged children how to eat at McDonald's by dealing drugs."

Certain liberties with the facts are expected.

CDF

So you're all caught up on Paigow then.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
I meant the hybrid, "television-without-pity"-style recap. Like "Paigow took a vow of silence, chastity and humility. She's now in a Jamaican nunnery teaching disadvantaged children how to eat at McDonald's by dealing drugs."

Certain liberties with the facts are expected.

CDF

Things happened. Penske is retired (again). Paigow has left in a huff (again). Paigow may have returned under a new moniker. I'm not funny any more. And Hank has turned mean.

That's about it.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So you're all caught up on Paigow then.

Seriously? What part? I can't imagine any of that being true.

CDF (wait a minute -- a "vow of silence" immediately violated by a sock? That used to happen a couple times a year....)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You've been to Cavs games. When was the last time you saw a player paying attention to his coach during a timeout? They're always looking into the stands or checking out the jumbotron.

The Cavs have been no picnic lately, either.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Things happened. Penske is retired (again). Paigow has left in a huff (again). Paigow may have returned under a new moniker. I'm not funny any more. And Hank has turned mean.

That's about it.

Celebrity match game:

Penske = Robert Downey Jr.
Paigow = Courtney Love
Taxwonk = Chevy Chase
Hank = Janice Dickinson

Has it come to this? It's like that housemates show with Mr. T (and Janice Dickinson, come to think of it).

CDF