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01-25-2006, 04:38 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Cravings
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I did. Yay me!!
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I really like to have the "You Won" from spider Solitaire exploding on my computer screen when I'm not working- I think it sends a message of a "man in control" to visitors to my office.
Problem is that the last few months I never seemed to win in the mornings- when I did win it was always late in the day so i really didn't get mileage out of it. BUT this week I have won EVERY morning so the screen is doing it's magic ALL day. So yay me!
Hank Chinaski- Great Expectations!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-25-2006, 04:38 PM
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#4652
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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When Will It Stop?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If by "don't phase out" you don't include "keep raising the price of to recockulous levels" then you're probably alright.
Besides, doesn't the patent on that sucker expire soon? It was introduced in what, 1990 or so?
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I don't care. I'm brand loyal. Once I find something I like, I never change.
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01-25-2006, 04:38 PM
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#4653
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Wacko
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I appreciate it. I once went to brunch with Pink Power Ranger, who is a smoking hot Aussie chick. That brunch was me, a law firm buddy of mine, and five very attractive actress types that he knows. Good brunch.
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I was on Uncle Zeb's Cartoon Camp. Twice!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-25-2006, 04:39 PM
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#4654
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Wacko
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was on Uncle Zeb's Cartoon Camp. Twice!
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Swoon. |
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01-25-2006, 04:40 PM
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#4655
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Wacko
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was on Uncle Zeb's Cartoon Camp. Twice!
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my Ex-aunt was in a TV show once with someone who posts here (SHHHH).
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-25-2006, 04:40 PM
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#4656
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Classified
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: You Never Know . . .
Posts: 4,266
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Wacko
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Every so often I ponder the phenomena that was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. How did that idea ever make it? It is beyond preposterous.
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You have just answered your own question.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Moreover, ninjas don't strike me as particularly artistic.
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?? I'm sure they're crushed.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I never watched the show and I know basically nothing about these things, but what was mutant about them? And were they young teens? Older teens?
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They are human sized turtles with the power of speech who walk on two legs. That qualifies.
My guess would be mid-teens. They took the subway a lot.
S_A_M
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"Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace."
Voted Second Most Helpful Poster on the Politics Board.
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01-25-2006, 04:41 PM
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#4657
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Cravings
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the guy who graded your test and told you your IQ- did you have sex with him after that?
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It was before - why? |
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01-25-2006, 04:41 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Wacko
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was on Uncle Zeb's Cartoon Camp. Twice!
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I was on Studs.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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01-25-2006, 04:42 PM
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#4659
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Cravings
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It was before - why?
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then he had no reason to lie. congrats.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-25-2006, 04:43 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Wacko
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was on Studs.
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How did Hank's ex-aunt do?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-25-2006, 04:48 PM
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#4661
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Cravings
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't know about make-up sex, but you might be able to convince me to let you engage in unsolicited fellatio on me.
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Is it really better if it's unsolicited? Why or why not? |
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01-25-2006, 04:49 PM
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#4662
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Wacko
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was on Studs.
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That's way better than my claims to fame, which for the benefit of the null set of newbers here, is Pyramid (Donny Osmond version) and Greed. And a documentary on french language canadian TV. But that one gets bonus points because I had my long hair, which for those of you who've met me, is, yes, as laughable as it sounds. Perhaps more so. |
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01-25-2006, 04:50 PM
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#4663
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Wacko
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How did Hank's ex-aunt do?
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The cameraman. The host. All of the contestants. . . uh. . .
(Oh.)
(Shit.)
(Damn dyslexia.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-25-2006, 04:50 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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1836
So someone in Houston bought the San Jose Earthquakes, and MLS is coming to town!
Problem: We're not exactly earthquake country, and in light of Rita and Katrina, naming the team after the natural disaster that we're prone to might be a little tacky.
Solution: Rename the team.
Idiocy: Rename the team Houston 1836. Which is stupid on a number of levels, the most obvious of which is that 1836 is, among other things, the year of the Texas Revolution. From Mexico. When a shitload of Mexicans were killed.*
Who the fuck do they think are going to go the the soccer games?
* So Texans could own slaves. I'm so proud.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 01-25-2006 at 05:01 PM..
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01-25-2006, 04:51 PM
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#4665
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Cravings
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I've started all of my jobs towards the end of a month.
And I have no gaps in my resume.
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Know what I did? I switched over to noting time in terms of years instead of months on my resume before my last move. No one seemed to care one bit. Maybe it is because I am really old and have had comparitively few jobs, but still.
I have no gaps in my resume.
I may not be ABBA-level genuis, but I can figure out a thing or two. |
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