Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 316

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-25-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think either of us suggested anything of the sort. I believe I am mainly correct when I assert that we used your post as a jumping off point to talk about whatever it was the we each wanted to talk about. I think a quick call to LAPD and/or paramedics on Sunday morning on my behalf might have been warranted. It certainly felt that way to me.

I agree. And I hope when you were on that couch, you didn't have sseizures while staring at garish curtains. My wife bought these curtains that were giving me serious headaches as I struggled to watch Face the Nation. Can I say it eenough? Fuck George Will. Who the fuck does that douchebag think he is?

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-25-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was 1:30 ET so hey presto, afternoon.

You could've called me and I'd have guided you through it like surgery. "Firmly grasp his... hello?"

SlaveNoMore · 01-25-2006, 08:10 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Jeeeez, I donno. The Penn thing's got me baffled. Obese, single, moderately well off guy in Hollywood dies in bed... Stumped I am.

Then explain how Iggy is still walking the streets and doing "TV Eye"?

Or how Flower is still kickin' it, old school.

notcasesensitive · 01-25-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jeeeez, I donno. The Penn thing's got me baffled. Obese, single, moderately well off guy in Hollywood dies in bed... Stumped I am.

When I was in the gym yesterday (look at me! I went to the gym! I deserve some sort of award!), I was watching Pat O'Brien (back on Extra or one of those shows, it seems) interview Leif Garrett about his cocaine use and the drug problems that so many of the kids in Hollywood seem to have and I found the entire thing absurdly funny. There was no mention as to why Pat is suddenly allowed again to do the tsk tsk head nod when talking about people abusing drugs. And the closed captioning just listed him as "Reporter" when he was talking. Probably because anyone reading a transcript would laugh hysterically at the idea that Pat O'Brien was doing the interview.

"So what was rehab like?"
"Did you ever contemplate suicide?"
"You are sooo hot. I want to fuck you so hard..."

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-25-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I probably did not move in the entire time it took you to eat that apple fritter on Sunday morning. Perhaps if you had seen me on my couch you would have felt inspired to call LAPD or the paramedics. Some combination of not enough Chaser and way too much vodka Saturday night.

Fag.

notcasesensitive · 01-25-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I agree. And I hope when you were on that couch, you didn't have sseizures while staring at garish curtains. My wife bought these curtains that were giving me serious headaches as I struggled to watch Face the Nation. Can I say it eenough? Fuck George Will. Who the fuck does that douchebag think he is?

Thank god for the west coast. I woke up and moved myself to the couch for 7 hours of football viewing. Games start at 10:00 a.m. here. None of that Face The Nation crap.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-25-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Then explain how Iggy is still walking the streets and doing "TV Eye"?

Or how Flower is still kickin' it, old school.

Flower, I understand, has the carriage of a ballerina. Between the energy exxpended on his spinning and verbose fretting and sniping, his body hasn't the calories to spare to even create cholestrol.

Iggy is from wherever they created Keef.

notcasesensitive · 01-25-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I agree. And I hope when you were on that couch, you didn't have sseizures while staring at garish curtains. My wife bought these curtains that were giving me serious headaches as I struggled to watch Face the Nation. Can I say it eenough? Fuck George Will. Who the fuck does that douchebag think he is?

Face The Nation?

Fag.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-25-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
When I was in the gym yesterday (look at me! I went to the gym! I deserve some sort of award!), I was watching Pat O'Brien (back on Extra or one of those shows, it seems) interview Leif Garrett about his cocaine use and the drug problems that so many of the kids in Hollywood seem to have and I found the entire thing absurdly funny. There was no mention as to why Pat is suddenly allowed again to do the tsk tsk head nod when talking about people abusing drugs. And the closed captioning just listed him as "Reporter" when he was talking. Probably because anyone reading a transcript would laugh hysterically at the idea that Pat O'Brien was doing the interview.

"So what was rehab like?"
"Did you ever contemplate suicide?"
"You are sooo hot. I want to fuck you so hard..."

That sludgy sound in the background was Pat drooling onto his microphone.

I loved Pat's mea culpas. He was so utterly full of shit. Almost as authetic as Kate Moss.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-25-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Face The Nation?

Fag.

I didn't actually watch it. I needed a bridge to jump into my tirade on George Will.

SlaveNoMore · 01-25-2006, 08:22 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
I didn't actually watch it. I needed a bridge to jump into my tirade on George Will.

Fag

sunnybunny · 01-25-2006, 08:26 PM

calling everyone a fag on the board today. Is it the new whiff or whif of wiff or however it's spelled?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 01-25-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've seen people sleep so deeply they look dead. It can be quite unnerving if its 6:00 am and you've gotten up from a restless, fitfull attempt-at-sleep and walked downstairs to get some water and found someone who was hanging out at your place the night before sleeping so soundly you couldn't make out any hint of a diaphram

The roofies will do that. Considerate of you, though, to consider birth control before fucking your unconscious guests. Remember, those things do nothing to prevent the spread of STDs.

SlaveNoMore · 01-25-2006, 08:35 PM

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sunnybunny
calling everyone a fag on the board today. Is it the new whiff or whif of wiff or however it's spelled?

It's Fag Wednesday.

You didn't get the memo?

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-25-2006, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
When I was in the gym yesterday (look at me! I went to the gym! I deserve some sort of award!), I was watching Pat O'Brien (back on Extra or one of those shows, it seems) interview Leif Garrett about his cocaine use and the drug problems that so many of the kids in Hollywood seem to have and I found the entire thing absurdly funny. There was no mention as to why Pat is suddenly allowed again to do the tsk tsk head nod when talking about people abusing drugs. And the closed captioning just listed him as "Reporter" when he was talking. Probably because anyone reading a transcript would laugh hysterically at the idea that Pat O'Brien was doing the interview.

"Anyone reading the transcript?" "Anyone reading the transcript?" Now that's some funny shit.

TM