Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Lyrics are hilarious. As is the banner for the site:

"He'll steal your car and your anal virginity."

And yet his hobbies show he's just a regular guy: "I like drinking, vomiting, lifting weights & reading science fiction books."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And yet his hobbies show he's just a regular guy: "I like drinking, vomiting, lifting weights & reading science fiction books."

...And wiping semen onto cchildren'ss stuffed animals after having sex with their fathers.

"He Wantz It."

I am sending that cd to a couple people at work.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She should make it work for her. Buy a huge fake diamond ring and have everyone assume it's real.

Or you could kill your boyfriend and have him with you always.

http://jewelry.about.com/cs/syntheti...em_diamond.htm

TM

That's what Mrs. Wonk is planning to do with what's left of me after they strip me for spare parts (assuming I have any usable ones left).

[Shape Shifter]

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My random thoughts:


Boy, some of those people auditioning were really bad. Don't they realize they can't sing? Some of them were sort of funny, though. I suspect that some of them might have been gay. I did not notice G-fag auditioning. Maybe he's over the age limit?

Some of the people auditioning were pretty good. I wonder if one of them will be the next American Idol?

San Francisco sure looks like a town where Less and slave could meet paigow for drinks.

Simon sure is mean.

*Disclaimer: I didn't really watch it. This is just an educated guess.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what Mrs. Wonk is planning to do with what's left of me after they strip me for spare parts (assuming I have any usable ones left).

That'll be one huge, pork-smelling ring.

TM

[NotFromHere]

OK, last year it was ponchos. This year, it's capes. I'm sorry.
Capes are for superheros.





It's just not a good look.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what Mrs. Wonk is planning to do with what's left of me after they strip me for spare parts (assuming I have any usable ones left).

Just be sure she doesn't wear it on her fisting hand.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That'll be one huge, pork-smelling ring.

TM

Bratwurst or kealbasa?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That'll be one huge, pork-smelling ring.

TM

We're not still talking about G-fag and anal rape, are we?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bratwurst or kealbasa?

Genoa salami.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just be sure she doesn't wear it on her fisting hand.

I'm sure you'll know before I do.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
We're not still talking about G-fag and anal rape, are we?

We aren't. Nobody can really hear what you're muttering to yourself in the corner.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
We're not still talking about G-fag and anal rape, are we?

Wonk has broadened it into a discussion of which lunchmeat you'd prefer to raped with.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wonk has broadened it into a discussion of which lunchmeat you'd prefer to raped with.

And apparently his ring is quite huge. A standard Oscar Meyer hot dog would be lost in it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And apparently his ring is quite huge. A standard Oscar Meyer hot dog would be lost in it.

If he can accomodate a genoa salami, well...