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02-08-2006, 11:20 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Disney Princesses
I can now report that at least on ice, while Jasmine is indeed quite hot, she doesn't hold a candle to Ariel.
Apparently, on ice, for Ariel, fins = pants, and no fins = no pants. And she's already wearing a seashell bikini top. Wow.
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02-09-2006, 12:00 PM
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#2972
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by tmdiva
So, how much did he weigh, etc.? Who does he look like? Is he just so cute you can hardly stand it, or do even you have to admit he's a little on the homely side?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.
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02-09-2006, 12:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.
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HEY! My kids didn't have squishy (or pointy, or misshapen) heads - and were not born by c-section. |
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02-09-2006, 12:39 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by dtb
HEY! My kids didn't have squishy (or pointy, or misshapen) heads - and were not born by c-section.
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Was the "no C-section" specifically mentioned in your contract with the surrogate?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 02-09-2006 at 03:20 PM..
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02-09-2006, 01:06 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What the "no C-section" specifically mentioned in your contract with the surrogate?
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02-09-2006, 01:24 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.
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Excellent! Congratulations to you and the Mrs., best wishes to the little one.
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02-09-2006, 02:10 PM
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Classified
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: You Never Know . . .
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by dtb
HEY! My kids didn't have squishy (or pointy, or misshapen) heads - and were not born by c-section.
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Were they really teeny, or should we extend our sympathies to your husband?
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"Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace."
Voted Second Most Helpful Poster on the Politics Board.
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02-09-2006, 02:12 PM
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Classified
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: You Never Know . . .
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.
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Congratulations! As you sit pondering that age-old question: "NOW what the f--- do I do?"
S_A_M
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Voted Second Most Helpful Poster on the Politics Board.
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02-09-2006, 02:16 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by dtb
HEY! My kids didn't have squishy (or pointy, or misshapen) heads - and were not born by c-section.
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dtb,
I think what you meant to type was "Alex, that's wonderful, I am so happy for you on the birth of your first born." Somehow it came out "It's all about me, again." You might want to check your keyboard and/or meds.
Best,
Flinty
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02-09-2006, 02:30 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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We will never be the same
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.
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That's so awesome. I'm so very happy for you guys. Congratulations.
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02-09-2006, 02:39 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
dtb,
I think what you meant to type was "Alex, that's wonderful, I am so happy for you on the birth of your first born." Somehow it came out "It's all about me, again." You might want to check your keyboard and/or meds.
Best,
Flinty
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To be fair, she also seemed to be admitting to a gaping gash. NTTAWWT, and all.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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02-09-2006, 02:52 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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We will never be the same
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.
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He still has the soft spot, though, in case you want to pick him up with just your thumb. Great bar bet, that one.
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02-09-2006, 03:26 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
dtb,
I think what you meant to type was "Alex, that's wonderful, I am so happy for you on the birth of your first born." Somehow it came out "It's all about me, again." You might want to check your keyboard and/or meds.
Best,
Flinty
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Fuck. Off. I can tease dtb because I love her like a sister- and I will not let the likes of you mess with my sister.
dtb did not post to talk about herself- the purpose of her post was to temper Alex' unbounded joy. dtb's post roughly translates to: - "Alex, I know your child seems perfect to you now, but you must know that there are other people (me) who have children that are more perfect and your child will have to compete with them, but it won't be much competition because, as I say, my children are actually perfect. don't be too depressed- look at you- I'm more perfect than you and you survived.
dtb
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02-09-2006, 04:30 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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We will never be the same
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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Were they really teeny, or should we extend our sympathies to your husband?
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I don't think so. Is 9 pounds teeny?
And as to the sympathies, not sure exactly what you're getting at, but seeing the other replies, and knowing the sort of guy[s] you are, let me answer with the following:
A friend of mine who had her first a few months before I had mine was telling me about how she had to get sewn back up after [natural] delivery. I was expressing horror/fear, and she she sagely replied, "You know, if you have a regular delivery, and you have to get sewn up, the doctor makes sure it's tight. Boys like that."
So, with the c-section, you still get stretched out (you know, hormones and all) without the corrective plastic surgery.
Last edited by dtb; 02-09-2006 at 04:55 PM..
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02-09-2006, 04:31 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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We will never be the same
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fuck. Off. I can tease dtb because I love her like a sister- and I will not let the likes of you mess with my sister.
dtb did not post to talk about herself- the purpose of her post was to temper Alex' unbounded joy. dtb's post roughly translates to:- "Alex, I know your child seems perfect to you now, but you must know that there are other people (me) who have children that are more perfect and your child will have to compete with them, but it won't be much competition because, as I say, my children are actually perfect. don't be too depressed- look at you- I'm more perfect than you and you survived.
dtb
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